queen elizabeth II

Gyac posted a few links. Zelda did also respectfully respond, maybe they don't know your posts xp

maybe they don't know your posts

since your memory seems to rewrite my posts to fit your preconceptions, perhaps you are the wrong person to consult on this

I recognize this as bullying and I find it as off-putting as it is meant to be. So, your strategy is working just fine. I'm sure this will gratify you.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 bookmarkflaglink

We have a saying in this country. It is as follows: "Chat shit get banged". Study it.

and a lovely country it is, too

We have an expression in America. It is as follows: "Shit, cat. It don't make a difference."

and a lovely country it is, too

lol

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it pic.twitter.com/aSnfnoZmEo

— Brent Albrecht (@Radio_Brent) September 19, 2022

it's hardly bullying, more like you came back to shit on a thread where you'd previously shown your ignorance and made an arse of yourself. And not just shit on the thread but also trying to defend the stupid fucking senseless post you made in the first place!

thx for the input, calz

no probs.

He wants to be helped you see.

Also ignored the fact that the post of mine I linked above was responding to his post and not whatever ad hominem shit he says it was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

OK, I'll respond, since you make an issue of it. Your post, which you helpfully linked a short time ago, was responding to mine. But his contention was that your post was so damning that it caused me to flee the thread. Your post appeared on September 12, 2022 1:58 AM, my local time. I had already responded to Zelda's polite correction to my mistaken views, with which I agreed, and I had stopped posting six hours earlier. This hardly matches his version of my being trounced by your links and slinking off in shame.

Now, I am going to go about the rest of my day. Which is not quite the same as running away in horror at my predicament. We all have lives apart from ilx.

My god he is going to stop posting

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Jq9-HM53L._SX338_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Gotta check the cell tower pings

Expecting mark s to be called to the stand any minute.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/21/flag-queen-coffin-muhammad-khan-court-westminster

pic.twitter.com/Pf0gphWUyR https://t.co/62Z1qfKdMM

— Kam Sandhu (@_kayayem) September 20, 2022

Read that: 1) this was viewed less than the Euro '20 final in the UK, and now how this funeral is the most watched event in TV history.

Guess both things can be true.

needs better stats for aliens watching the royal signal as it gradually percolates thru space

https://i.imgur.com/EktigxE.png

Oh no a Superspreader event among the aristocracy and world leaders https://t.co/bzjWYSUZy4

— MARCUS. 🇧🇧🏳️‍🌈 (@marcusjdl) September 21, 2022

Honestly did not realize that thr funeral was even broadcast in the U.S. until my mom mentioned on Monday that she'd watched some of it.

the 6bn number originally came from the right wing press, i think. it was reported by the bbc but didn't originate there.

Sitting here idly wondering how many people drew their last breath during the funeral festivities. Must be a few?

120 ppl die every minute if that helps

it definitely helps a little

Nice try. pic.twitter.com/72UTWPLSuZ

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 20, 2022

looks legit

120 ppl die every minute if that helps

= entire UK population dead in a year. Make the most of it!

ffs they still had a minute's applause at the start of Scotland v Ukraine game, how long is this shite going to go on? For those unfamiliar with the concept, a minute's applause is the fallback when the authorities aren't confident a minute's silence is going to be observed, and indeed the applause just about drowned out the boos.

this proves that people that show up for international games are at least 60% more likely to be melts

some scientists did an ant tally and estimated that there was 20 quadrillion of the bitey little radge fuckers on this planet. The international ant community only go into a state of mourning if more than a billion of them die in one day, probably.

There's a scientific theory that ant nests are ruled not by their queens, but rather by sizeable fungal growths at their base that release behaviour-altering spores. That fungus? Rupert Murdoch. The spores? Take your pick.
Still working on this one tbh.

So funny to me that when Diana died there were those amazing couple of days where it felt like the royal family itself was in danger of getting booted out, but this time around it's Phillip Schofield in danger of not presenting This Morning

— Europe's Leading Soccer Futurologist (@TreborRhurbarb) September 21, 2022

Monarchy WTF notwithstanding, that Emma pony was damn cute.

*crying at statisticians* give me the truth!!

Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral was watched by 27M people in the UK alone.

In contrast, Princess Diana’s funeral was watched by 32.1M in 1997. pic.twitter.com/BspIPoa0ue

— Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz) September 21, 2022

a real funeral with a whodunnit twist will always be more popular with the viewers than a fake funeral with an empty coffin :p

Should Queen Elizabeth II be made a saint?

✍️ Charles Moorehttps://t.co/SiyJ8s1EET

— The Spectator (@spectator) September 22, 2022

jesus effing christ!

Isn't that a Catholic thing?

yeah pretty sure she wasn't a catholic

A strange combination of will-this-do space filler and High Tory brainrot... yes folks, it's Charles Moore Time again!

The Palace apparently sent TV stations all over the world a list of short sections of the funeral service that are banned from now on.

But since this is the internet and there's something called the Streisand Effect, here they are:

« Le Palais » a demandé aux rédactions de censurer certaines images des obsèques de la reine lors des rediffusions. Oui, car c’est TRÈS choquant 🚫#Quotidien pic.twitter.com/trFyWZe5pb

— Quotidien (@Qofficiel) September 20, 2022

For a brief delirious moment I thought they'd turned it into a game show.

quora: "… there has never been a non-Catholic who has been canonized. But canonization does not 'make' a saint. It only recognizes a saint. God makes saints."

^^^

God, the unelected ruler of christianity

could charles canonise his mum? he has his own "catholic and reformed" church now. pretty sure there are at least a few anglican saints but idk what the process is

I could be wrong but seems the anglican saints are basically the old catholic ones and then there are a bunch of "heroes"? maybe she could be a heroine?

what a weird fucked up compromise of a church this is