queen elizabeth II

Rocking up to the queen’s funeral with a large nachos and mixed tango ice blast https://t.co/IkMobNsvBb

— hannah strong (@thethirdhan) September 13, 2022

Fin du cinema

In celebration of The Queen's life, the BBC has said that it will air Paddington and Paddington 2.

The first film will air on BBC One this Saturday and the second on Monday, the day of The Queen's funeral.

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 13, 2022

Weird times and all but this connection between Paddington and The Queen is so so bizarre..

"@Mark_Cassell: Hahaha!
"@HannahKincade: I love Paddington bear, but the new cgi Paddington is some scary ass shit. pic.twitter.com/jqX8BpW5RJ""

— The Dead Can Write (@TheDeadCanWrite) September 28, 2014

i'm thinking somebody reasonably smart noticed at some point that the Paddington movies played very well with cupcake fascists - nb this isn't strictly the movies's fault - and figured it was a good brand to associate the monarchy with

also something something 2012 Olympics i'm sure

I guess.

Meanwhile..

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/13/king-charles-staff-given-redundancy-notice-during-church-service-for-queen

They were just a starter staff

thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

Paddington not even a British subject ffs

Paddington being a royalist has been canon since this 1986 book

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ADlI0llkL._SX486_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

'Rolling Stone' reports that Kanye West has decided to settle all outstanding beefs following the death of Queen Elizabeth II.

wife's breast cancer appointment cancelled Monday, which means all breast cancer appointments are cancelled on Monday. She has a new one in a month. I'm sure she'll be fine, but that's a wait that will almost certainly cost lives. This is an obscenity, in the name of the monarchy

— matt (@matted1) September 13, 2022

@GrieveWatch Vue cinemas will be open on Monday for the funeral. Only the funeral. Vueneral, if you will. pic.twitter.com/Aq4Z828Zfg

— mr blobby fan account (@duckpyjamas) September 13, 2022

5 fucking hours? Nolan has gone too far this time

are they covering the wake and all?

IM:HMQE 1 was good, but kind of dated

I assume a lot of this is due to the bank holiday being "well your employer may or may not force you to work it BUT all the schools will be closed" - not the Vueneral though.

odds on Brian May playing on the roof of the Abbey?

An interview with the Nigerian-American prof on her story.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/14/uju-anya-queen-nigeria-colonialism-empire?

I hope we don't have to wait so long for Bezos to die.

I like the way she has handled this, totally unapologetic and no whining self-pity about getting dragged and locked out of twitter.

Imagine the convos you will get

Government warns of 30-hour queues to see Queen's coffin https://t.co/VH6rUQQVcy

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 14, 2022

UK to population: "pssst, wanna see a dead body?"

Well it'll take a bunch of twats out of circulation for 30 hours, so all good.

Hearing someone describing BBC News coverage as Mourn Hub has made my day.

— chrisbates (@christhemarxist) September 14, 2022

Wouldn't it be easier to drive the coffin around for a few days so everyone can see it? Take it to Barking and Edmonton or wherever too, let all her loyal subjects join in. In fact they could spend the next couple of months trundling it around the country as the cadaver decays and starts to seep out the cracks, while the Beeb continue their wall-to-wall coverage as a distraction from imminent mass starvation.

YouMourn

trundling it around the country ... imminent mass starvation

Might be the opportunity for a two-birds-one-stone solution here...thinking...thinking...

I literally can’t believe this isn’t satire pic.twitter.com/Uv4uYKiwB8

— Aíne (@ainemagu) September 14, 2022

I wont a ham burger mate!!! Oi! This is wank!

— wint (@dril) September 14, 2022

Out of respect for the Royal Family all Life Support machines in the Ilford South Hospital have been turned off

— Jimothy Baker (@JimothyBaker) September 14, 2022

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500

Will log on.

How do you pay virtual respects, walk past your laptop or something?

Send a Superchat

It will be available on the BBC home page, the BBC News website and app, the iPlayer, BBC Parliament and Red Button.

“the iPlayer” jesus fuckin wept

The Queen is bigger than Jesus.

trigger warning: it's a corpse!

It's hard to manufacture the sacred these days, and the more they try to pump up theawe the more ridiculous it becomes.

Wait, so day 6-9 is an open coffin, this says? I somehow doubt that

https://observer.com/2022/09/the-queen-is-dead-heres-what-happens-next/

Petition to get Demi, who was in charge of the Center Parcs Twitter feed this afternoon, a knighthood. https://t.co/cGVM2P7URX

— John Bull (@garius) September 13, 2022

Xp why, it’s not like she died in a messy car crash

https://www.thelist.com/1006153/why-queen-elizabeths-funeral-doesnt-have-an-open-casket/

+ lead lined so she doesn't escape

she isn't in there at all

still ranging round the palace being rasputined

THE QUEEN ISNT EVEN OPEN CASKET??? literally what are people queuing for if you can’t critique the embalmer’s work

— natalie (@scaredofcustard) September 14, 2022

Celtic are playing again

Banner unfurled in the Celtic end 10 minutes before kick off: “F*** the crown.”

As the Champions League anthem plays, it’s followed by: “Sorry for your loss Michael Fagan.” pic.twitter.com/AxRNO3YWME

— Archie Rhind-Tutt (@archiert1) September 14, 2022

Rangers v. Napoli later could be interesting too.

badly written article delivers distressing news:
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/queen-elizabeth-not-related-prophet-muhammad

they don't even follow up on the fact that the story was invented by sir iain moncrieff of that ilk (who i am always pleased yo hear about as he wrote a guide to heraldry that i greatly liked as a small boy (it had funny pictures)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-w_TFO3G1OQI/UIxoydZyJFI/AAAAAAAAB2k/1l09M3kGjoQ/s640/IMG_0004.jpg