Proof positive lizard queen is still alive, our daughter just got a letter from her! She's 6, the school was all over the jubilee and she wanted to send a card to the queen, we weren't going to dissuade her; a thank you card with her maj's dead face on it arrived this morning.
― ledge, Monday, 12 September 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link
not her dead face surely?
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
clearly some type of lament configuration deal going on here, don't fall for it
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
Did the letter read: "Help me! I am being eternally devoured by rabid corgis!"
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Efzv2OD.gif
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
It read "Help me! I am in search of a new body to resurrect in to"...
― ledge, Monday, 12 September 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link
awkward
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 September 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link
🙄
On #BBCBreakfast Sally reveals the Royal Parks are asking that people don't leave any more Paddington Bears or marmalade sandwicheshttps://t.co/LnaLUb84yw pic.twitter.com/peTh8Osaul— BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) September 12, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
Hounslow pic.twitter.com/tnHmUGakHE— Nev Wilson (@NevWilson) September 12, 2022
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
sharpen the contradictions: ever more marmalade in the parks, the only king i recognise is king rat
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Rat_King_Illustration.svg/1200px-Rat_King_Illustration.svg.png
― mark s, Monday, 12 September 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
Sharpening the contradictions
I'm struggling to believe the intro I have just written to a story but it's true.. "Morrisons supermarket has turned off the beeps at its checkouts in a mark of respect to the Queen."🤯— Andrew Ellson (@andrewellson) September 12, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link
I can't remember who was telling me that this has resulted in massive queues in the self-scan sections as nobody can tell what they have and haven't scanned, RIP
― boxedjoy, Monday, 12 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
some
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link
good queueing practice, for those that fancied getting a sight of the mouldering corpse, lying in a state
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link
Football is going ahead this weekend as a mark of respect for her majesty the queen!
― anvil, Monday, 12 September 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
When I die, please don't bring a 'Great Job!' balloon to my wake pic.twitter.com/1y2tHAjXG7— Aisling Marron (@aislingmarron) September 11, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
Ok
perhaps the most unprovoked self snitching i've ever seen on here pic.twitter.com/4AHgChYjUX— pez says up the workers (@periuspb) September 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 08:39 (one year ago) link
oh god help me i can't stop hearing "am I paedo too?" to the tune of "Dreamer"
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 09:15 (one year ago) link
He was not found guilty but charged with having sex with a seventeen-year-old, god I'm guilty of that, am I a pedo?… https://t.co/oO6xi7d1Rh— John Healey (@JohnColonelputt) September 12, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 09:23 (one year ago) link
If that isn’t a textbook example of fucking around and finding out…
― put a VONC on it (suzy), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 09:50 (one year ago) link
did QAnon post at all since she died? I'm not saying she was trolling the colonies but what if the Q stood for Queen and it was her all along? :D
― StanM, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link
A lot of Q accounts now tweet only in Russian
― nashwan, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link
has the worldwide drug trade stopped yet? or will it take a week or so?
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link
a: she died ("died") on lyndon larouche's birthday 🤔b: both died ("died") at the age of 96 🧐
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link
@Leanne61639007 Hello Leanne, if you are staying with us for 7 nights starting Friday you are welcome to leave your belongings in your lodge and access your accommodation again from 10:00am Tuesday. Thanks, Demi— Center Parcs UK (@CenterParcsUK) September 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link
even the foodbanks are closing, some wag posted "let them eat wake"
― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
Rocking up to the queen’s funeral with a large nachos and mixed tango ice blast https://t.co/IkMobNsvBb— hannah strong (@thethirdhan) September 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
Fin du cinema
In celebration of The Queen's life, the BBC has said that it will air Paddington and Paddington 2.The first film will air on BBC One this Saturday and the second on Monday, the day of The Queen's funeral.— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
Weird times and all but this connection between Paddington and The Queen is so so bizarre..
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link
"@Mark_Cassell: Hahaha!"@HannahKincade: I love Paddington bear, but the new cgi Paddington is some scary ass shit. pic.twitter.com/jqX8BpW5RJ""— The Dead Can Write (@TheDeadCanWrite) September 28, 2014
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link
i'm thinking somebody reasonably smart noticed at some point that the Paddington movies played very well with cupcake fascists - nb this isn't strictly the movies's fault - and figured it was a good brand to associate the monarchy with
also something something 2012 Olympics i'm sure
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
I guess.
Meanwhile..
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/13/king-charles-staff-given-redundancy-notice-during-church-service-for-queen
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link
They were just a starter staff
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
Paddington not even a British subject ffs
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
Paddington being a royalist has been canon since this 1986 book
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ADlI0llkL._SX486_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link
'Rolling Stone' reports that Kanye West has decided to settle all outstanding beefs following the death of Queen Elizabeth II.
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link
wife's breast cancer appointment cancelled Monday, which means all breast cancer appointments are cancelled on Monday. She has a new one in a month. I'm sure she'll be fine, but that's a wait that will almost certainly cost lives. This is an obscenity, in the name of the monarchy— matt (@matted1) September 13, 2022
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link
@GrieveWatch Vue cinemas will be open on Monday for the funeral. Only the funeral. Vueneral, if you will. pic.twitter.com/Aq4Z828Zfg— mr blobby fan account (@duckpyjamas) September 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link
5 fucking hours? Nolan has gone too far this time
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link
are they covering the wake and all?
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link
IM:HMQE 1 was good, but kind of dated
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
I assume a lot of this is due to the bank holiday being "well your employer may or may not force you to work it BUT all the schools will be closed" - not the Vueneral though.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link
odds on Brian May playing on the roof of the Abbey?
― StanM, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 23:54 (one year ago) link
An interview with the Nigerian-American prof on her story.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/14/uju-anya-queen-nigeria-colonialism-empire?
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 08:33 (one year ago) link
I hope we don't have to wait so long for Bezos to die.
― calzino, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 08:48 (one year ago) link
I like the way she has handled this, totally unapologetic and no whining self-pity about getting dragged and locked out of twitter.
― calzino, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 08:53 (one year ago) link
Imagine the convos you will get
Government warns of 30-hour queues to see Queen's coffin https://t.co/VH6rUQQVcy— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 14, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 11:27 (one year ago) link
UK to population: "pssst, wanna see a dead body?"
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 11:33 (one year ago) link
Well it'll take a bunch of twats out of circulation for 30 hours, so all good.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 11:35 (one year ago) link