queen elizabeth II

Yes I can tell from your posts.

Another good example is Macron’s letter gushing letter for the Queen published today.

Aquitaine is and forever shall be English

Dordogne is already full of North London tourists.

"Queen Elizabeth tributes signed onto rockets by Ukrainian Soldiers, before launching them at Putin's troops." (reddit link)

you can't make this stuff up pic.twitter.com/X07dNEKqdQ

— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) September 9, 2022

EXCLUSIVE: Royal beekeeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen has died https://t.co/uS5fCVH0Uz

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) September 10, 2022

that's sick, you're really gonna shit a hive of bees up telling them the queen's dead

nah she's right here mate, laying some more eggs, been out all morning collecting nectar for her

https://i.imgur.com/cKMEIOZ.jpg

Bee Google trends, top search: is it ok to wear stripes to a funeral?

the bees thing is nice, i think it's thoughtful to keep them informed

I've read longer sentences

WATCH: The Clerk of the Accession Council read the world’s longest sentence at the end of which (you’ll have to wait) he declares Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, King Charles III.
And in the Picture Gallery, Privy Counsellors chant “God Save The King). pic.twitter.com/j8UIdZ5Afw

— Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv) September 10, 2022

clerk of the accession council looking boris coldly in the eye and reading out every page of ducks, newburyport

I don't want this to end.

@AccidentalP use the Queen as a breakwater pic.twitter.com/6faZkACiLN

— Gary Ford (@Dirty_130) September 10, 2022

Travelling on the London Underground has been rather surreal today. pic.twitter.com/K19hFXCuSW

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 9, 2022

meanwhile back in the correct world:

My son, Perceval, since learning of Her Majesty's death has been locked away in his art studio taking his grief out on the canvas. What he has painted is, quite frankly, one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. He has called it "HM and Harambe, best of friends" pic.twitter.com/U7C1LPsk0R

— Professor Kelvin Knox (@2012Studies) September 10, 2022

pic.twitter.com/fYHcxLJsW9

— David Bowie Official (@DavidBowieReal) September 10, 2022

loool

So many lolz

Well, that was unexpected.

[sound up]#AccessionCouncil #KingCharlesIII pic.twitter.com/epHMgh6Ijf

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) September 10, 2022

lol v good

checking in on the college of arms i see that the post of rouge croix pursuivant is currently vacant, i think we shd appoint comrade alph and realise his monarchist dreams

Signalling at an aide through clenched teeth to move something out of his way pic.twitter.com/SSe8j8VeUz

— Emma Devlin (@theactualemma) September 10, 2022

it's a miracle that these sub-human lizard people actually live so long and don't get murdered by their staff

suspect that elderly tantrum-boy here is gnna turn out to be very bad at a lot of similar things the recently departed was in fact better at

stoked for it tbh lol, he is a very disappointed man and that's not going to change

just read that rumour that his staff have keep boiling eggs and throwing them out when he goes for a walk. If there isn't a perfect boiled one ready on demand when he get's back he throws a strop.

forget when or where i read this, years and years ago, but he's an absolute testy stickler for being called YOUR HIGHNESS, which is a word whose insecure silliness just screams at you as soon as you break it down

I read ages ago that someone else brushes his teeth for him, and I always thought that couldn't be true, but looking at him today I could believe it.

I’ve read somewhere that he has a servant to hold his peen while he pees!

I’ve read somewhere that he has a servant to hold his peen while he pees!

also comrade alph iirc

😭😭😭

on my morning walk noticed one lone house in the neighborhood flying the union jack and loled grimly to myself

spare a thought for that saddo pom

was it half mast tho

I’m not gonna sit here and apologize for most any of this nonsense but I’d like to say a simple “actually that’s kind of sweet” offering to the Twitter thing upthread about the bees, which is an ancient and basically mythological English tradition https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telling_the_bees

nope, full mast… hmm… maybe they were celebrating? tip o the hat if so

ok telling the bees is hilarious i love it

it's a pan-european tradition!!

and for maximum chaos: "Bees could also be invited to the funeral.[5][6]"

it’s downright dotty

meanwhile the bees are like WE DONT CARE WE’RE BLOODY BEES

they like to feel informed

what a time to get killfiled :(

meanwhile the bees are like WE DONT CARE WE’RE BLOODY BEES

Nah, that's too waspish for bees.

Patter not chronic enough

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I was taking a dump during the announcement. It felt wrong and disrespectful to continue it, so as a mark of respect, I stopped. I will resume after my ten days of mourning.

thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

out of respect

Johnny Cash meets the Queen in his dreams, writes "The Man Comes Around" afterward pic.twitter.com/sJrwyMfPzP

— Bowiesongs (@bowiesongs) September 8, 2022

Limmy's favourite memory of our Queen pic.twitter.com/sNoKmbHzCT

— LimmyTwitchClipsPlus (@LTCPLUS) September 10, 2022