like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

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An "absolute ledge" according to Ursula von der Leyen:

"My thoughts and prayers are with her. She represents the whole history of the Europe that is our common home with our British friends, she has always given us stability and confidence, she has shown an immense amount of courage, and is a legend in my eyes."

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:20 (three years ago)

Looking forward to Biden reminiscing about watching coverage of her crowning when he was in 5th grade.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:32 (three years ago)

German melts are just as annoying as the Brit ones, and they probably had cousins and uncles that served in the SS as well. It's official now!!! :p

calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:33 (three years ago)

aw

Ste, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:33 (three years ago)

Righto.

"She came round our house once"

#true

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:36 (three years ago)

So very sad. https://t.co/H9LqjLvLut

— Erin Donovan (@erronious) September 8, 2022

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:36 (three years ago)

lol oops I just meant to post the original tweet, not the commentary.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:37 (three years ago)

huh? Charles becomes instant King without any ceremonial bs. I didn't realise it happened that fast. Anyway the ice cream van is outside, need to find me some dead monarchs to spend on a 99 with flake, lol!

calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:37 (three years ago)

I think I probably said this here before but apparently my dad originally chatted up my mother with the joke "what's the Queen's favourite record? 'Magic Moments' on Phillips twelve inch". Anyway I'm thankful that God has now re-united them and they can get at it again in the merry fires of eternal hell.

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:37 (three years ago)

Does Limmy dare bring the old bit out of retirement

crisp, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:38 (three years ago)

Queen Consort, what a title

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:38 (three years ago)

It was only a 10“

Xpost

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:38 (three years ago)

there's two bits, the next cunt in line is instantly the wounded king but then you have to make it official with a celebrity special

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:39 (three years ago)

God save the King
And his paedophile ring
etc

born on the bayeux (Matt #2), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:40 (three years ago)

lots of coins with her profile on them, they're all worth hella money now

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:41 (three years ago)

Just had radio 1 on in the car running an errand and caught the announcement then airing of God Save The Queen (non sex pistols version). All very ott, now broadcasting BBC news.

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:42 (three years ago)

I hope I've weeded Twitter thoroughly enough to avoid the outpouring of piety coming my way.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:44 (three years ago)

fucking hell man. I had a f/c doubles bet at Monmore Green tonight, my selection for the first race was a winner and I was buzzing. And now the cunts have abandoned the rest of the meeting out of respect for QEII. Fucking joke country.

calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:47 (three years ago)

lol, my entire feed is "fuck her and her colonialist legacy". It's a party over there.

xp

emil.y, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:47 (three years ago)

CNN reporter asks British woman about Queen Elizabeth, who says she's not "the biggest fan of the queen" so she's not "upset or overwhelmed by it."

She adds it's because of "British colonial history" and "quite shady" things like Prince Andrew.

"Fair enough," reporter reacts. pic.twitter.com/M9FUQeBpiG

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) September 8, 2022

You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:48 (three years ago)

oh well at least the race meeting at Limerick is still going ahead, lololol!

calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:48 (three years ago)

lol, my entire feed is "fuck her and her colonialist legacy". It's a party over there.

high five comrades everywhere

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:51 (three years ago)

.. which is as good as she'd get, fair play CNN reporter

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:51 (three years ago)

Xpost we here am I?

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:51 (three years ago)

Congratulations to Margaret II of Denmark, the last reigning queen in the world.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:51 (three years ago)

And Lord of the Rings illustrator, so clearly top notch.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:53 (three years ago)

The bar I am in is playing "Born in the USA" in tribute.

Oh wait it's "Rock the Casbah"

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:54 (three years ago)

Looking forward to Biden reminiscing about watching coverage of her crowning when he was in 5th grade.

was this Anne's birth?

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:55 (three years ago)

I'm off to the Steve Hoffman board.

They know how to ignore etc

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:56 (three years ago)

was this Anne's birth?

Please! That's the royal vadge you're talking about.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:57 (three years ago)

Or do they call it the Royal Canal?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:58 (three years ago)

the queen mother's favorite cocktail: gin and Dubonnet: 30% gin, 70% Dubonnet

I made one awhile back (more like 50/50) and it's not bad, not bad at all

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:58 (three years ago)

I'm not going anywhere, of course not!

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:00 (three years ago)

presumably Nicholas Witchell will now be ceremoniously culled

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:01 (three years ago)

so, do we get another bank holiday?

koogs, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:04 (three years ago)

(am watching more4 about half an hour behind live and the banner has just popped up and is still there 10 minutes later. didn't show it during the adverts though)

koogs, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:06 (three years ago)

we're looking into it

Ste, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:07 (three years ago)

I'll never forget where I was when the Queen died. At my desk, looking back and forth between a message board and a spreadsheet.

You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:08 (three years ago)

Liza Minnelli has outlived Queen Elizabeth II, the greatest monarch of all time. pic.twitter.com/tKx2xTyNsV

— LizaMinnelliOutlives (@LiZaOutlives) September 8, 2022

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:11 (three years ago)

well they move fast pic.twitter.com/oDpxlqykoa

— Elliott Canty (@ElliottCanty) September 8, 2022

You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:12 (three years ago)

So Chas is going for King Charles III after all, bit of a mixed track record for King Charles's tbf.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:13 (three years ago)

is he?

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:14 (three years ago)

I remember when she visited my town in 1990 and the council paid for a major paint job over the dilapidated flats by the Sports Centre she was visiting. Never mind there were damp problems and some of the flats were in terrible condition. Just make some cosmetic improvements for the fcking Queen.

calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:15 (three years ago)

bet it looked nice tho

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:16 (three years ago)

there's a very old joke about her thinking the world smells like fresh paint

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:16 (three years ago)

I thought that was Billy Connolly one.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:18 (three years ago)

it's official guys

Had the pleasure of meeting the Queen at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 8, 2022

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:23 (three years ago)

Haha yep he did

crisp, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:25 (three years ago)

Great week for transfers of power: new PM chosen by 100,000 80-somethings, new HoS chosen by one 90-something

stet, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:25 (three years ago)

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

— Paddington (@paddingtonbear) September 8, 2022

soref, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:26 (three years ago)


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