like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

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Nicholas Witchell has just said, with a STRAIGHT FACE, about the Queen's corgis:

"They know nothing of her status."
— Mark Oosterveen (@MarkOosterveen) September 8, 2022

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:37 (three years ago)

i thought the corgis being dead and gone was ilx canon

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:39 (three years ago)

how is that a lie xpost

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:42 (three years ago)

Do you guys get to elect a new Queen?

― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:45 (three years ago)

not since Freddie died no

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:46 (three years ago)

The Smiths to thread?

― Jean Arthur Rank (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:47 (three years ago)

Oh, sorry, of course that’s already been done.

― Jean Arthur Rank (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:48 (three years ago)

permaban mark s if the queen dies imo

― rob, Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:49 (three years ago)

👍🏽

― mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:54 (three years ago)

death by cop

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 14:54 (three years ago)

sex pistols singer also a racist cunt tbh xps

― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:00 (three years ago)

why won't they tell us what's going on? I bet she's pregnant

― StanM, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:05 (three years ago)

I haven’t been paying attention, but does Diana get to be Queen next?

― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:06 (three years ago)

Graham Potter iirc

― Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:07 (three years ago)

probably right Left, i have nuff grudges against Lydon and maybe forgot the lame-o "challenging" racism

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:08 (three years ago)

tbf he was anti-NF and probably seemed fairly right on at the time and the song is still relevant but he lost it long ago if he ever had it

― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:12 (three years ago)

he's absolutely one of those people who cares more about people think of him the more he protests he doesn't, and has increasingly lamed out as a consequence of responding to that. but no excuses for dumb bigotry, ever

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:15 (three years ago)

oi guv the old bird pissed it. I will miss her . Fuck
— wint (@dril) September 8, 2022

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:21 (three years ago)

instant classic

― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:25 (three years ago)

wint is Belgian ffs

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:27 (three years ago)

It's better than this.

Whatever your politics or beliefs, one certainty in British life for decades has been the beneficent existence of the Queen. Most of us have never known any other reality. That is why you feel the news in your gut because she stands for something so much more than herself.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) September 8, 2022

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:28 (three years ago)

Stig of the dump

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:29 (three years ago)

stig takes a

― conrad, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:30 (three years ago)

https://lrb-website-production-assets.s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/images/8/8/1/4/21004188-1-eng-GB/leviathandetail1.jpg

― mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:30 (three years ago)

Do you guys get to elect a new Queen?

No need, we've got some 73 year old duffer ready and willing to take over

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:32 (three years ago)

it's gerontocrats all the way down

― conrad, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:34 (three years ago)

King Chuck

― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:35 (three years ago)

At this rate Wills will be 63 years old and as bald and weird as his dad when he takes over.

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:35 (three years ago)

Scratch that, he already is as bald.

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:36 (three years ago)

lol was gonna say

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:38 (three years ago)

You throw the ball in the air, then smash it with your tennis racquet

― Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:38 (three years ago)

Enjoying a falafel wrap from Al-Quds in Hackney 👍
— Jeremy Corbyn (@shornKOOMINS) September 8, 2022

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:42 (three years ago)

A *very* well connected FB friend, hitherto not prone to rumour mongering, has already heard from “reliable sources” that EIIR is RIP.

― mike t-diva, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:42 (three years ago)

lol Crombone

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:43 (three years ago)

im going with a rasputin theory: they announced it deniably but can't finish her, she's scuttling round the palace with a dozen speedballs in her as the rifles crack, lassoos at the ready and the palace swimming pool full of ice

― mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:46 (three years ago)

charles plans to rule as george iirc, if he survives her that is (still time)

― mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:47 (three years ago)

i feel my George rising already

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:49 (three years ago)

I have zero affection for or attachment to the queen, but the idea of "England has a queen" has been so much a part of my knowledge of the world that "England has a king" sounds kind of funny. Like, a king seems way more antiquated as a concept somehow. I realize this is solely a subjective experience thing.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:52 (three years ago)

charles plans to rule as george iirc, if he survives her that is (still time)

George the IIRCth

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:53 (three years ago)

Kings just rule, and most are never understood

― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:53 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArNz8U7tgU4

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:54 (three years ago)

lol

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

if we thought the national crisis of meaning was bad enough already... all the unprocessed trauma over the massive imperial collapse she presided over has been relatively contained or displaced by her cult and the binding role it seems to play in our national politics but who the hell are we now. sad island enacting embarrassing rituals to convince ourselves of something everyone on some level must know is bollocks. we shouldn't feel too sorry for ourselves but we are not all well

― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:59 (three years ago)

at all well

― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

You've still got James Bond

― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:02 (three years ago)

All trace of the Queen story just vanished from the front page of Guardian online, presumably someone’s trying to figure out his to change burgundy to black on the CSS style sheet

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

*how

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

stoked for the madness of king george

― rob, Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

that good old fashioned George V speedball is a fantastic way to go, it's a pity the NHS don't do them.

― calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:05 (three years ago)

Here's a picture of Queen Elizabeth in Aden. Dated 1954.

The Queen ruled over South Yemen as a colony in which native Yemenis were separated from the public image while white Britons lingered around as if it was their own country. pic.twitter.com/EazulWeKfr
— روني الدنماركي (@Aldanimarki) September 8, 2022

― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:07 (three years ago)

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