like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

get your jokes in while you can before they start knocking down doors

big scheme of things this isn't even the biggest accelerator of fascism in the UK this week, i'm sure there'll be some unpleasantness but fuck it, they can take my lulz out of my cold dead hands

😱😱😱

The Queen watching Aaron Ramsay score tonight pic.twitter.com/QDa4buakhL

— EC🫡 (@EC1901_) September 8, 2022

You can achieve your goals ✊ pic.twitter.com/tbbZRbrPBS

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) September 8, 2022

Allahu Akbar, mofos!

Liz Truss barely in the job and already she's started killing off pensioners.

she's a fucking T-1000

Even if she recovers, the thought of a few more of these over the next months (years?) is unbearable. I'm out of the country for another week so trying to check out implications of that if it really is happening now (like would I miss a fucking free day or two off of work dammit - have always thought I'd like to be out of the UK when it does happen though).

I am hearing that on her deathbed Elizabeth II received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

— نسیم (@n4ssie) September 8, 2022

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watching last night's Grand Designs and ch4 is trailing a new fantasy-politics show with a screen that says:

"THE MONARCHY IS ABOLSIHED AT SUNSET"

picture of buck house with a FOR SALE sign up

Pretty sure Liz T slipped her something on Tuesday tbh

In this clip from 1994, Leeds student Liz Truss tells ITV News the idea of the monarchy is 'disgraceful'.

Today she meets the queen to be appointed as the new PM. pic.twitter.com/FO9WaJRSbO

— ITV News Calendar (@itvcalendar) September 6, 2022

2 of the words on todays countdown : queen, and cremate

May God forgive Harry and Meghan for causing the Queen so much pain, for I never shall.

— Petronella Wyatt (@PetronellaWyatt) September 8, 2022

If there's a campaign to bring the Sex Pistols, or the Smiths, or, heck, Queen to number one, will that be stymied?

Louise has decided to get in there first.

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second

April 21, 1926 - September 8, 2022

Matthew 25:21 https://t.co/FnZJ44awTI pic.twitter.com/r6d14G8aju

— Louise Mensch 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@LouiseMensch) September 8, 2022

2 of the words on todays countdown : queen, and cremate

There's the makings of a conspiracy theory there.

HAPPY #CanadasDragRace FINALE DAY💖
This crown is up for grabs... who is going to take it home??? pic.twitter.com/Cym7MstmpI

— Canada's Drag Race (@canadasdragrace) September 8, 2022

Can I get a clip.

Nicholas Witchell currently speculating that the Queen has had cancer, that she had a fall last year, that she has gout, that she recently had a cannula in her hand - feels grossly intrusive to discuss someone's health like this

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) September 8, 2022

xp fuck off, Petsy

If there's a campaign to bring the Sex Pistols, or the Smiths, or, heck, Queen to number one, will that be stymied?

nobody will campaign for the Smiths because their singer is a racist cunt

Nicholas Witchell has just said, with a STRAIGHT FACE, about the Queen's corgis:

"They know nothing of her status."

— Mark Oosterveen (@MarkOosterveen) September 8, 2022

i thought the corgis being dead and gone was ilx canon

how is that a lie xpost

Do you guys get to elect a new Queen?

not since Freddie died no

The Smiths to thread?

Oh, sorry, of course that’s already been done.

permaban mark s if the queen dies imo

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death by cop

sex pistols singer also a racist cunt tbh xps

why won't they tell us what's going on? I bet she's pregnant

I haven’t been paying attention, but does Diana get to be Queen next?

Graham Potter iirc

probably right Left, i have nuff grudges against Lydon and maybe forgot the lame-o "challenging" racism

tbf he was anti-NF and probably seemed fairly right on at the time and the song is still relevant but he lost it long ago if he ever had it

he's absolutely one of those people who cares more about people think of him the more he protests he doesn't, and has increasingly lamed out as a consequence of responding to that. but no excuses for dumb bigotry, ever

oi guv the old bird pissed it. I will miss her . Fuck

— wint (@dril) September 8, 2022

instant classic

wint is Belgian ffs

It's better than this.

Whatever your politics or beliefs, one certainty in British life for decades has been the beneficent existence of the Queen. Most of us have never known any other reality. That is why you feel the news in your gut because she stands for something so much more than herself.

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) September 8, 2022

Stig of the dump

stig takes a

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Do you guys get to elect a new Queen?

No need, we've got some 73 year old duffer ready and willing to take over

it's gerontocrats all the way down

King Chuck

At this rate Wills will be 63 years old and as bald and weird as his dad when he takes over.

Scratch that, he already is as bald.