Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

Calling it now that I reckon the first team to break the record of 9... will score 11

Against Aston Villa in the next two weeks

Be sweet if Gerrard gets the elbow next.

YOU DAMN RIGHT

It wasn't that long ago that some Villa fans were debating if they'd want to cash in on John McGinn if a hypothetical "£50 million bid from Utd" came in; how he's turning in a neverending string of "perhaps we could mutually agree to cancel his contract" performances while for some reason being made the club captain and playing 90 every week

i put a fiver on Gerrard next manager to go at 8-1 a couple of weeks ago so now that bet has been declared a loser i can personally guarantee he'll be next to go

if he speaks to his players the way he speaks to interviewers i'm amazed he's not been decked yet

Your top of the table, folks

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Well we might have our striker Noodle!

sounds like it was done last night, just waiting on the announcement. dude's about 6 foot 6 or something

hellz yes.

now how to find a way to watch today's match during work hours.

god these near misses are killing me

Haaland with two already

jesus christ. 8 goals in 5 matches

Haaland hattrick !!

This guy could manage a 9-0 all on his own.

what the actual

dude gets one more and he's averaging two per match

Stones had 1 disallowed and Alvarez hit the post from 25 yards, Forest might need to spend another £150m

well that was a mediocre assed half of sloppery from Wolves. doesn't help that Bournemouth is just sitting back and clogging the box and also fouling everybody like crazy, but they've given up 14 goals in 3 matches (granted 9 of them WERE Liverpool)

lol at Forest.

Haaland is a quarter of the way to Salah's record and there's 33 matches left to play, jfc

it's agonising, i keep telling myself at some point we're going to start banging them in but i think i'm kidding meself

too much of aimlessly hoofing around outside the box, not a lot of creativity or movement. forced to play through the wing a lot and not being left a lot they can do through middle.

crying out for Kalajdzic

crying out for this Connor McGregor whiskey they're advertising tbh

this ref is letting Wolves get mauled out there

just shoot it Guedes, you know they're gonna foul you and be like "WHAT DO I DID?"

they're deliberately leaving just one defender on left side because they know there's nobody on Wolves who can beat them off dribble, and throwing all other defenders towards the middle. this would be a good reason to bring in Traore, no?

jesus fuck is there grease on the field? why is everybody falling?

ok not bad Guedes but...sigh

I give up.

come the fuck on. twice.

cool, we can't beat anybody.

well hopefully Orlando wins later, they did on Sunday, i'm just convinced both can't win on the same day.

Liverpool back to mediocrity again.

Haaland, fucking Haaland man.

Liverpool wins in 97' even though only 4 minutes of stoppage time.

Love it

Liverpool wins in 97' even though only 4 minutes of stoppage time.

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there were 5 shown and Pope spent 2 of them pretending to be injured

Douglas Luiz has scored direct from a corner in 2 of his last 3 matches

Also, Gerrard, no good, get rid

I’ve lost track but I think Forest have now signed either 22 or 23 players in this transfer window.

hopefully to 3 month deals

they'll all need relegation release clauses, otherwise Forest could be fucked. The way they are chucking the bunce about just increases my Jon Moss truther tendencies. That cunt was paid off for sure.

it doesn't help that their chairman has previously been investigated for match fixing and probably has had people done in before.

Aw yeah

Nottingham Forest have agreed on deal to sign Serge Aurier as free agent — it depends on visa and then work permit. 🚨🌳 #DeadlineDay #NFFC pic.twitter.com/tDqy1vREDq

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) September 1, 2022

last season their squad contained a perhaps a slightly over the average amount of decent loan players for a championship side, and a few of them were key players so some kind of rebuild was required. But signing 22 in a single transfer window is nuts. It still annoys me they are paying crazy transfer prices at this stage and totally had my club's pants down with the Lewis O'Brien transfer.

so Wolves got another Traore and lost a Dendoncker

Proper bad at Football Manager vibes

I suspect a lot of these 22 signings will be getting loaned out to Olympiacos, the other arm of his money laundering operation.

Kalajdzic starts

Jesus god Neto.

Matheus Nunes having a good one so far