Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (983 of them)
"I did it!"

Øystein, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

Jenny, Saturday, 24 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

The "Girl:" is u&k.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wish somebody would GIVE ME ONE

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

wake up

ken c, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

I've had sex!

yay!

have you?!?!?!?!?!


(ken c quote, from his sadly deleted "i've had sex yay have you" thread)
(and OK, maybe it's for the postcoitial cigarette moment, but yay anyway)

StanM, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I never had sex?

nathalie, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

define:self-parody

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:54 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RIP Big Man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:55 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

My ex-girlfriend used to say that

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:56 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

When you came?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeh, that was too far.

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Vagina. It's not a clown car."

JTS, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Fresco!

libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Ewwww!"

Z S, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Perra caliente!

libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Conversely, one might reasonably assert that, Fresh! Hot dog! is something you'd say immediately prior to the onset of sexual activities, not the moment of climax.

libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

"Willkommen in Finland"

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

HI DERE, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

"you cant tell but i am also pooping rightnow"

a puppy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

WHO'S THE DADDY?????!!!!!!!! Is there ANYTHING ELSE (?????) on Maury??? EVER????????

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

what have you learned from the Twilight Zone?

deej, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

I'm Batman!

(with apologies to Alan Partridge and ITR)

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

"Have you ever chewed tobacco?"

"they moved the aspie next to me-at-work"

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

SLACKER

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

ok ffs people these don't have to be thread-titles

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

^^^this, btw

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

Are these celebrities really ugly?

snoball, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

"I was just saying that people who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever and then...uuugghhhhhh"

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Burt Stanton!"

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

SERENITY NOW!

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

-- HI DERE, Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM) Bookmark Link

noch einmal

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

"noch einmal"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

the sir weeze, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

CUSTOS THREAD

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

Penis über Gesicht

yungblut, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

Judge me not, conspiracy theorists

yungblut, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

+f "we want hen fap" = not found

go figure

J0hn D., Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

CUT THE MIDRANGE, DROP THE BASS!

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 July 2008 10:05 (seventeen years ago)

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (1 year ago) Link

this is the best one.

bingolola, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

uh

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

let's see if ILX can refrain from posting the more expressive current thread-titles to this thread in an unfunny custosesque spew

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm spewing" - which can have several interpretations

snoball, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

JGO, standing up for restraint

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

"release my minions!"

carlo rossi, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

"Is this some sort of coded language?"

Mr. Que, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

"Never go full retard"

milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg

chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.