Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

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Maybe two lapses.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:39 (three years ago)

loling at the pearl-clutching over Richarlison doing a few keepie uppies

Number None, Monday, 29 August 2022 08:46 (three years ago)

and the designer cardigan wearing 1940's cosplaying twit is the first managerial casualty of the season... Yes!!

calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:31 (three years ago)

I believe Sean Dyche is currently available for management roles?

ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:48 (three years ago)

Scottie P: the team needs help
Owners: we agree

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:50 (three years ago)

it's not like they haven't got some decent players, my bunch of defectives finished 3rd last season and there was a huge gulf in class between the sides and couldn't compete with them.

calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:59 (three years ago)

Bad weekend for fans of keepy-ups

(only 90s kids will get this)

Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:24 (three years ago)

Still the best ever...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqhNqNtCinM

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:43 (three years ago)

the majesty of that pass too

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:56 (three years ago)

was showboating more tolerated back in the day then? I would have thought it would less so, given that an opponent could foul the dude and get away without sanction.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 10:33 (three years ago)

Or taking the piss, to give it an alternative title. I actually think it was. There's stories about players like Willie Johnston (Rangers et al) sitting on the ball - Baxter supposedly did the same against England (again) though there's no evidence of that on film.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:08 (three years ago)

... whereas here is evidence of Willie Johnston sitting on the ball... against Bayern Munich(!)... in Germany(!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS8fEbRAMY

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:13 (three years ago)

For comparison with Bournemouth:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/aug/30/dundee-united-sack-jack-ross-as-manager-after-9-0-defeat-by-celtic

Seems as if losing 9-0 doesn't go down well! Ralph Hasenhüttl better be on his guard.

ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:24 (three years ago)

pouring one out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3J1fC11CBk&

Number None, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:43 (three years ago)

Calling it now that I reckon the first team to break the record of 9... will score 11

Against Aston Villa in the next two weeks

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:15 (three years ago)

Be sweet if Gerrard gets the elbow next.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:24 (three years ago)

YOU DAMN RIGHT

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:29 (three years ago)

It wasn't that long ago that some Villa fans were debating if they'd want to cash in on John McGinn if a hypothetical "£50 million bid from Utd" came in; how he's turning in a neverending string of "perhaps we could mutually agree to cancel his contract" performances while for some reason being made the club captain and playing 90 every week

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:36 (three years ago)

i put a fiver on Gerrard next manager to go at 8-1 a couple of weeks ago so now that bet has been declared a loser i can personally guarantee he'll be next to go

or something, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:53 (three years ago)

if he speaks to his players the way he speaks to interviewers i'm amazed he's not been decked yet

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 16:46 (three years ago)

Your top of the table, folks

https://i.ibb.co/vJ5dn1h/Screenshot-20220830-192938.jpg

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 23:31 (three years ago)

Well we might have our striker Noodle!

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 13:18 (three years ago)

sounds like it was done last night, just waiting on the announcement. dude's about 6 foot 6 or something

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 13:20 (three years ago)

hellz yes.

now how to find a way to watch today's match during work hours.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 13:26 (three years ago)

god these near misses are killing me

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 18:50 (three years ago)

Haaland with two already

Number None, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 18:54 (three years ago)

jesus christ. 8 goals in 5 matches

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 18:55 (three years ago)

Haaland hattrick !!

calzino, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:11 (three years ago)

This guy could manage a 9-0 all on his own.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:12 (three years ago)

what the actual

dude gets one more and he's averaging two per match

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:17 (three years ago)

Stones had 1 disallowed and Alvarez hit the post from 25 yards, Forest might need to spend another £150m

calzino, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:20 (three years ago)

well that was a mediocre assed half of sloppery from Wolves. doesn't help that Bournemouth is just sitting back and clogging the box and also fouling everybody like crazy, but they've given up 14 goals in 3 matches (granted 9 of them WERE Liverpool)

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:20 (three years ago)

lol at Forest.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:20 (three years ago)

Haaland is a quarter of the way to Salah's record and there's 33 matches left to play, jfc

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:23 (three years ago)

it's agonising, i keep telling myself at some point we're going to start banging them in but i think i'm kidding meself

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:23 (three years ago)

too much of aimlessly hoofing around outside the box, not a lot of creativity or movement. forced to play through the wing a lot and not being left a lot they can do through middle.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:26 (three years ago)

crying out for Kalajdzic

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:30 (three years ago)

crying out for this Connor McGregor whiskey they're advertising tbh

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:32 (three years ago)

this ref is letting Wolves get mauled out there

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:34 (three years ago)

just shoot it Guedes, you know they're gonna foul you and be like "WHAT DO I DID?"

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:43 (three years ago)

they're deliberately leaving just one defender on left side because they know there's nobody on Wolves who can beat them off dribble, and throwing all other defenders towards the middle. this would be a good reason to bring in Traore, no?

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:58 (three years ago)

jesus fuck is there grease on the field? why is everybody falling?

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:02 (three years ago)

ok not bad Guedes but...sigh

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:02 (three years ago)

I give up.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:06 (three years ago)

come the fuck on. twice.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:09 (three years ago)

cool, we can't beat anybody.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:25 (three years ago)

well hopefully Orlando wins later, they did on Sunday, i'm just convinced both can't win on the same day.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:40 (three years ago)

Liverpool back to mediocrity again.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:41 (three years ago)

Haaland, fucking Haaland man.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:56 (three years ago)

Liverpool wins in 97' even though only 4 minutes of stoppage time.

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:59 (three years ago)


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