Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

Lol correct call. Knew that goal wasn't going to stand.

fuck's sake

sign a fucking striker Wolves

Garbage. You let the opponent hang around in your area that long, bad things will happen.

This reminds me of the beginning of 2019-2020.

At least Nunes is starting to show what he can do, even though it's obvious he's not in sync with his teammates yet

i can't say i'm worried, we're so close and it's also down to the first team only just coming together but we should've finished them before the equalizer and we need goals

yeah, I think they'll right the ship per usual, it's just....I knew 1 wouldn't be enough.

and I knew that second one wasn't going to stand, you can't barrel over a defender to win the ball.

my mother was like "why aren't you celebrating", and I said "lol cos that's coming back"

oh well. my local team plays tonight, it seems they never both win the same day, so maybe this means they win? lol.

Hull won yesterday but i'm not feeling it :D

Forest really missing a trick by not playing a striker against a team willing to let them have a chance every three minutes.

They’ve looked really good, one lapse aside.

Maybe two lapses.

loling at the pearl-clutching over Richarlison doing a few keepie uppies

and the designer cardigan wearing 1940's cosplaying twit is the first managerial casualty of the season... Yes!!

I believe Sean Dyche is currently available for management roles?

Scottie P: the team needs help
Owners: we agree

it's not like they haven't got some decent players, my bunch of defectives finished 3rd last season and there was a huge gulf in class between the sides and couldn't compete with them.

Bad weekend for fans of keepy-ups

(only 90s kids will get this)

Still the best ever...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqhNqNtCinM

the majesty of that pass too

was showboating more tolerated back in the day then? I would have thought it would less so, given that an opponent could foul the dude and get away without sanction.

Or taking the piss, to give it an alternative title. I actually think it was. There's stories about players like Willie Johnston (Rangers et al) sitting on the ball - Baxter supposedly did the same against England (again) though there's no evidence of that on film.

... whereas here is evidence of Willie Johnston sitting on the ball... against Bayern Munich(!)... in Germany(!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS8fEbRAMY

For comparison with Bournemouth:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/aug/30/dundee-united-sack-jack-ross-as-manager-after-9-0-defeat-by-celtic

Seems as if losing 9-0 doesn't go down well! Ralph Hasenhüttl better be on his guard.

pouring one out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3J1fC11CBk&

Calling it now that I reckon the first team to break the record of 9... will score 11

Against Aston Villa in the next two weeks

Be sweet if Gerrard gets the elbow next.

YOU DAMN RIGHT

It wasn't that long ago that some Villa fans were debating if they'd want to cash in on John McGinn if a hypothetical "£50 million bid from Utd" came in; how he's turning in a neverending string of "perhaps we could mutually agree to cancel his contract" performances while for some reason being made the club captain and playing 90 every week

i put a fiver on Gerrard next manager to go at 8-1 a couple of weeks ago so now that bet has been declared a loser i can personally guarantee he'll be next to go

if he speaks to his players the way he speaks to interviewers i'm amazed he's not been decked yet

Your top of the table, folks

https://i.ibb.co/vJ5dn1h/Screenshot-20220830-192938.jpg

Well we might have our striker Noodle!

sounds like it was done last night, just waiting on the announcement. dude's about 6 foot 6 or something

hellz yes.

now how to find a way to watch today's match during work hours.

god these near misses are killing me

Haaland with two already

jesus christ. 8 goals in 5 matches

Haaland hattrick !!

This guy could manage a 9-0 all on his own.

what the actual

dude gets one more and he's averaging two per match

Stones had 1 disallowed and Alvarez hit the post from 25 yards, Forest might need to spend another £150m

well that was a mediocre assed half of sloppery from Wolves. doesn't help that Bournemouth is just sitting back and clogging the box and also fouling everybody like crazy, but they've given up 14 goals in 3 matches (granted 9 of them WERE Liverpool)

lol at Forest.

Haaland is a quarter of the way to Salah's record and there's 33 matches left to play, jfc

it's agonising, i keep telling myself at some point we're going to start banging them in but i think i'm kidding meself

too much of aimlessly hoofing around outside the box, not a lot of creativity or movement. forced to play through the wing a lot and not being left a lot they can do through middle.

crying out for Kalajdzic

crying out for this Connor McGregor whiskey they're advertising tbh

this ref is letting Wolves get mauled out there

just shoot it Guedes, you know they're gonna foul you and be like "WHAT DO I DID?"