Haaland is gonna score like 30+ goals this year
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:38 (three years ago)
What's Salah's deal this year. 7-0 lead and none of them his?
No way Salah just missed this 💀😂 pic.twitter.com/RR05OzwPMC— Funny Football Moments (@FunnyFTMoments) August 27, 2022
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:39 (three years ago)
Lol
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:41 (three years ago)
Haaland with the hat trick. Jesus Christ
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:43 (three years ago)
Surely nailed on golden boot winner this year (barring injury)
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:47 (three years ago)
Lol 9-0 Liverpool, seven diff goal scorers, none of them Salah
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:47 (three years ago)
Not even an assist either
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:50 (three years ago)
jesus christ
― Ste, Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:52 (three years ago)
Fantasy managers are raging about it on Twitter lmao
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:53 (three years ago)
From -1 to +8 GD in one match
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:54 (three years ago)
now, does Arsenal remain the "class of EPL"?
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:04 (three years ago)
Haaland looks like the sort of guy who never gets injured.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:04 (three years ago)
missed at least a month last year maybe more, but he does have that drogba vibe yes.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:05 (three years ago)
there is something thrilling about a player that big and fast especially when defenders seemingly just bounce off him while he just plows on ahead
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:07 (three years ago)
yeah, his hold up play is really good, he's not gonna be easily dispossessed in traffic.
that second goal that he headed in, he broke so quickly towards goal his defender had no chance
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:10 (three years ago)
He's going to break every EPL record.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:41 (three years ago)
he won't be there long enough to do that
― Number None, Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:21 (three years ago)
he's going to Super Premier League
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:23 (three years ago)
4 matches in, and Arsenal leading the Premiership. with Man City and BRIGHTON close behind.
what a league.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:24 (three years ago)
Madrid will pay the release clause in a few years and his dad will pocket another truckload of cash
― Number None, Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:32 (three years ago)
Alright best lineup all season. C'mon let's goooo
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 12:58 (three years ago)
Ruben you sexy mf
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:08 (three years ago)
Once Neto crosses somewhere but the goalkeeper, it's on
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:11 (three years ago)
Jesus boys
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:12 (three years ago)
The blue balls continue but liking the pace we're trying for
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:27 (three years ago)
NEVESSSS
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:39 (three years ago)
I just woke my dad up lol
RUBEN YOU SEXY MF
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:39 (three years ago)
lol it crashed my stream
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:40 (three years ago)
Lol correct call. Knew that goal wasn't going to stand.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:42 (three years ago)
fuck's sake
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:49 (three years ago)
sign a fucking striker Wolves
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:59 (three years ago)
Garbage. You let the opponent hang around in your area that long, bad things will happen.
This reminds me of the beginning of 2019-2020.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:00 (three years ago)
At least Nunes is starting to show what he can do, even though it's obvious he's not in sync with his teammates yet
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:01 (three years ago)
i can't say i'm worried, we're so close and it's also down to the first team only just coming together but we should've finished them before the equalizer and we need goals
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:06 (three years ago)
yeah, I think they'll right the ship per usual, it's just....I knew 1 wouldn't be enough.
and I knew that second one wasn't going to stand, you can't barrel over a defender to win the ball.
my mother was like "why aren't you celebrating", and I said "lol cos that's coming back"
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:07 (three years ago)
oh well. my local team plays tonight, it seems they never both win the same day, so maybe this means they win? lol.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:08 (three years ago)
Hull won yesterday but i'm not feeling it :D
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:11 (three years ago)
Forest really missing a trick by not playing a striker against a team willing to let them have a chance every three minutes.
They’ve looked really good, one lapse aside.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:38 (three years ago)
Maybe two lapses.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:39 (three years ago)
loling at the pearl-clutching over Richarlison doing a few keepie uppies
― Number None, Monday, 29 August 2022 08:46 (three years ago)
and the designer cardigan wearing 1940's cosplaying twit is the first managerial casualty of the season... Yes!!
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:31 (three years ago)
I believe Sean Dyche is currently available for management roles?
― ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:48 (three years ago)
Scottie P: the team needs helpOwners: we agree
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:50 (three years ago)
it's not like they haven't got some decent players, my bunch of defectives finished 3rd last season and there was a huge gulf in class between the sides and couldn't compete with them.
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:59 (three years ago)
Bad weekend for fans of keepy-ups
(only 90s kids will get this)
― Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:24 (three years ago)
Still the best ever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqhNqNtCinM
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:43 (three years ago)
the majesty of that pass too
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:56 (three years ago)
was showboating more tolerated back in the day then? I would have thought it would less so, given that an opponent could foul the dude and get away without sanction.
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 10:33 (three years ago)