Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

agreed.

so I guess Nunes might be available for selection tomorrow? and I'm guessing Guedes might start considering he came in off the bench last week.

ugh if I'm waking up at 7:30 am to watch this, deems better show up to the thread too.

I was really impressed with Guedes last season, he’s enormously talented. I think Wolves will probably get something out of this.

our starting XI looks really exciting but nobody's had time to bed in yet, and we've got this winless streak on our backs. very cautiously optimistic

Oh snap, Jimenez is back as a sub?

Yeah I'm stoked.

Forest drastically overpaying for the Lingard replacement 2 games into the season is amusing on one level, but also quite annoying because they got Lewis O'Brien (who also played in the championship last season) for pennies.

Oh man, lots of good flashes from the new boys. Pleased with that half

game warming up nicely yeah, this is a nice looking team, we need to splash out on Ramos to put the icing on

Raul and Adama on the bench tho so options

Ahh good ole Tim Howard on the halftime show.

Once suspended three matches in MLS for yelling "I fucked your mother" at a heckler

Sigh. Good effort, but new guys need time to gel and get Jimenez reintegrated.

Second half looked more like last week, but inspired by first half

We're getting there, would have been better to have a full pre-season with the new team. Raul needs to come back strong or we need to get another centre forward in - both those things probably. Bit of a bully in the box feels like the last piece

Hwang's a strong lad, wonder if Bruno might try to change his game a bit, doesn't look a good fit playing wide at the moment

I've only just realised Coady is at Everton now. He shouldn't be admitting he was a bit starstruck talking to Lampard on the phone, have some self respect kid

It's not like Lampard's gonna be his manager for long

ASM ripping city a new one this first half

I have a bad feeling this I gonna be one of those where MNC wriggles out of it

See

I'd like to see ol' peppy guardiola wriggle his way etc

It's kind of annoying, because MNC switches off so often, but the moment they fall behind two goals they snap to it and pull a few back quickly.

Almost better to just focus on defending and keeping a clean sheet and sneaking one past them late. Go up 3-1 and they'll stop being lazy long enough to draw or win

um

what the fuck is with Liverpool this year

so glad I put my fiver free-bet on Man U, bet 666 pay out when they are 2-0 up. I mean 4/1 at home after being so historically shit, always the best time to bet on them.

lol I made $175 on my hometown team for guessing the final score correctly yesterday.

kinda kicking myself I didn't put some on this one.

this table is going to look hilarious.

imagine your Premiership hopes being dashed 3 matches in

oh here we go.

first Raul then Adama - 2020 is back, baby

lmao. granted I know it's just Preston but mad I can't watch this due to work.

It begins

Newcastle set to sign Real Sociedad striker and Sweden international Alexander Isak in a £59million deal, rising to £63million, saw local Basque media. Offer accepted and deal imminent https://t.co/5YD9Cr2iFA

— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) August 24, 2022

damn sociedad took that loss to barca hard

Man City enjoying two goal deficits

Liverpool I see releasing their pent up aggression

Here comes the boring obligatory Man City comeback

As expected, level

Yep. Meanwhile Leicester now two down against 10 man Chelsea ffs

Well, 2-1 now

I almost placed a pro-Leicester wager after that card. Glad I didn't.

Were they goals against run of play?

Not massively

Think it's more a case of Leicester being not very good this season

Haaland puts Man City ahead

Dude is a beast

Liverpool would be in double figures if Salah had converted his sitters today

Haaland is gonna score like 30+ goals this year

What's Salah's deal this year. 7-0 lead and none of them his?

No way Salah just missed this 💀😂

pic.twitter.com/RR05OzwPMC

— Funny Football Moments (@FunnyFTMoments) August 27, 2022

Lol

Haaland with the hat trick. Jesus Christ

Surely nailed on golden boot winner this year (barring injury)

Lol 9-0 Liverpool, seven diff goal scorers, none of them Salah

Not even an assist either

jesus christ

Fantasy managers are raging about it on Twitter lmao