Elon Musk

i was just down at the gas station and overheard two guys (pickup truck owners) discussing twitters bot percentage, they both agreed it was probably more than five percent

I hereby challenge Elon Musk to a debate that Tesla should accept Dogecoin for cars! :)

— Matt Wallace (@MattWallace888) August 6, 2022

how good are teslas pic.twitter.com/nPDUK9ZHik

— matt (@mattDCLXVI) August 5, 2022

oop

BREAKING: Elon Musk sells 3.3 million Tesla shares, worth over $4.3 billion.

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) August 10, 2022

"worth"

*MUSK SELLS AT LEAST 7.92M TESLA SHARES WORTH $6.89B: FILINGS

(yes it is Tuesday)

— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) August 10, 2022

It’s 2022, and Teslas still aren’t stopping for children. pic.twitter.com/GGBh6sAYZS

— Taylor Ogan (@TaylorOgan) August 9, 2022

This looks like it's worth a read

“Elon Musk admitted to his biographer that the reason the Hyperloop was announced—even tho he had no intention of pursuing it—was to try to disrupt the California high-speed rail project to get in the way of that actually succeeding.” — @ParisMarx @Gizmodo https://t.co/qj5WyO4oGR

— Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian) August 10, 2022

the guy who will save the environment

Is there anyone in the Bay Area with a child who can run in front of my car on Full Self-Driving Beta to make a point? I promise I won't run them over... (will disengage if needed)

(this is a serious request)

— Whole Mars Catalog (@WholeMarsBlog) August 9, 2022

Lmao

Narrator: He did not make a point.

Parody so good you can't tell it's parody

2016: the revolutionary $35,000 Tesla Model 3 is going to bring EV ownership within reach of the mass market, making zero-emission mobility truly affordable.

2022: the average Tesla costs over $13k more than the average Lexus, and roughly the same amount as a Mercedes or BMW. pic.twitter.com/U2osrEoAoA

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) August 16, 2022

Grimes Announces Plans To Get Vampire Teeth, Elf Ears

https://www.stereogum.com/2196423/grimes-announces-plans-to-get-vampire-teeth-elf-ears/news/

exciting time to be alive

elon: hark my elf my little nightwalker
grimes: hello

She doesn’t have them already?

Guess i should have read the first sentence

Grimes X Mortiis collab when

Lmao man utd truly the Twitter of football, he has a type

Congrats to the five people in the purple circle—which I believe is empty by 2020. You have the support of Elon Musk.

Should be really good for fundraising purposes! Not a lot of competition.

(Map is ideological overlap in Congress from here: https://t.co/UXPWTwcx7z) https://t.co/6y4w3cN3zZ pic.twitter.com/C1gSUyY8Se

— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) August 17, 2022

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 17, 2022

wait what

^^^^

you gotta tip your cap lol

Elon Musk has (jokingly?) said he is buying Manchester United.

But $MANU is traded. Here's where it gets weird.$MANU gets 0 options activity. Two days ago, someone did 450k, sustained volume, in $14 calls expiring 31 days, 3500% increase in volume.

Planned joke on markets? pic.twitter.com/oYX4iLRyaq

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) August 17, 2022

elon musk: what the heck is goin on

as usual I suspect the answer is "too much coke"

lmao did he just hype up a pump and dump again

This is what he's reduced to when the drugs don't work anymore.

Alternately: this is basically drugs when yr a billionaire

why go to mars when you could buy your own offshore research pharmaceutical lab to cook up something that makes you think you've reached mars, is my take

That is kind of the plot of a couple of PK Dick stories.

otm

if PDK were around today I bet twitter would hate him

Philip D Kick

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Cybertruck is truly mind blowing in person. This will be the best product by Tesla so far. @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/f4BCTuJa4W

— Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV) August 21, 2022

in the spirit of 2022, the era of just being dumb, i am doubling down and slightly distorting my previous approval of the cybertruk concept and now say that yes, sometimes things can be so bad that they are good, and that's what i meant all along

That’s what I don’t understand. When I see an H1 go down the road I don’t think OMG that car is SO SEXY and BEAUTIFUL!

It’s not a girls car…

When I see an H1 or the CT I think wow that’s badass!!! 🔥🔥🔥

What’s with dudes trying to make there trucks look pretty?

— Jason Bridges (@Jason_lloydd) August 21, 2022

there’s a guy with a healthy collection of truck nuts

only fifteen thousand us dollars to unlock the feature that lets you chill out while yr tesla autonomously mows down children, cyclists, animals and more

Elon Musk is jacking up the price of Tesla’s unfinished autonomous vehicle software yet again, an added feature that itself is starting to approach the cost of a typical small hatchback. https://t.co/xI8kRRlhh4

— FORTUNE (@FortuneMagazine) August 22, 2022

guy is absolutely relentless in fleecing his marks, such distain

That photo there makes him look like a Bond villain.

and rightly so

Bond villain or, I dunno, asshole conductor who stopped the performance because someone was talking.

A conductor who is legendary for his temper tantrums but can't conduct his way out of a paper bag.

careful or you might ink a show deal with amazon

Would watch. Unless you are actually describing the premise of "Mozart in the Jungle," in which case, did not watch.

(still laughing at this one)

When the Moon Patrol buggy fucked the Peavey logo. https://t.co/Peyjx6v43i

— steve albini (@electricalWSOP) August 22, 2022