We're always in Birmingham for Ocean Colour Scene. It's the only reason we come to Birmingham.
― dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Wednesday, 3 August 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link
The person in front of me in the bus queue this evening was talking on their phone in a language that I don't speak. Except for one sentence in English: "Trust me, I hate every inch of this godforsaken place.". It took a lot of self control for me to not burst out laughing. Because England is a godforsaken place.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
To be perfectly honest I'm not sure who was the bride and who was the groom.
― ledge, Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link
Overheard on the bus.
"How's your leg these days?"
"Up and down."
― Oh wouldn't it be rubbery? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
Sometimes side to side
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
"I'm straight. I play 3lv3n C0nqu35t." (don't Google the un-Googleproofed version of that - it's some dodgy hentai game)On the bus, said by an 18 year old Andr3w T4t3 worshipping idiot. It took all the physical self control I had not to burst out laughing.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 16 January 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link
we decided that as well as the skiing in winter we had to do tennis in the summer so now we're looking for a tennis club for the boys near barcelona. nice and warm.
― ledge, Wednesday, 22 March 2023 23:07 (one year ago) link
in a bathroom:
"It's ok, I'm not offended that you're doing drugs in there"
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 March 2023 00:34 (one year ago) link
― dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Wednesday, 3 August 2022 14:09 (seven months ago)
Poor Birmingham. It doesnt deserve such slander.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Thursday, 23 March 2023 10:19 (one year ago) link
Two girls behind me in high school math class: "Does it make me a slut if I'm only easy with one guy?"
― can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Thursday, 23 March 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link
middle-aged couple ahead of me in line at the grocery store: "are we getting enough toilet paper for this food?"― Simon H., Monday, March 11, 2019 4:22 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Simon H., Monday, March 11, 2019 4:22 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this is amazing
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 23 March 2023 13:08 (one year ago) link
my favorite one of these was at a show once in college, i think at irving plaza, armchair critic gives his verdict on the band to his buddy: "too much mumbo, not enough jumbo"
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 23 March 2023 13:09 (one year ago) link
He was in one of those Soviet places, not quite Soviet, like Turkey or Turkmenistan or one of those. We can’t get you home they said, but we can get you to Germany
They took him to Kazakhstan overnight, and everyone gave him a weird look. There was only one car.
Then they flew him to East Germany and from there to West Germany
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Friday, 24 March 2023 13:12 (one year ago) link
ah i missed a bit out
He was in one of those Soviet places, not quite Soviet, like Turkey or Turkmenistan or one of those. It was Hungary, thats it
We can’t get you home they said, but we can get you to Germany
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Friday, 24 March 2023 13:13 (one year ago) link
I was having to type so fast into textddit to try capture what I could, there was more but i couldnt get it fast enough
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Friday, 24 March 2023 13:16 (one year ago) link
hes leaving bucks fizz, mike Nolan
Really? did he die in a car crash or was he badly injured?
Badly injured
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 6 May 2024 17:44 (two weeks ago) link