Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

After seeing all the photos of them together this weekend this seems very possible to me https://t.co/hZP4GSrc5V

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 1, 2022

<Tik Tok 'Oh no' meme>

this fucker is somehow going to outlive Kissinger.

Trump is 76; Kissinger is 99. The odds are in his favor, yes.

Having the third wife standing on the first wife’s grave and smiling is brazy! pic.twitter.com/VTVBwhkd4h

— church girl (@KiaSpeaks) August 1, 2022

(That's Photoshopped, but I bet we get a real one when her husband dies)

xp - well, yeah, I meant he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence longer than even Kissinger.

he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence Supreme Court longer than even Kissinger.

I bet we get a real one when her husband die

...and on OnlyFans, one of her honoring a favorite activity by peeing on it.

big news, folks -- Trump says he actually completed the wall after all. Our border problems are solved! pic.twitter.com/fFh9ZdIHS0

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2022

Didn't just complete the wall, he actually added even more wall.

He's got new hair too.

Amber waves of gain.

we need to stop the radical left indoctrination of our children pic.twitter.com/ksfaBHN1kN

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2022

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/trump-toilet-photos-maggie-haberman

Cursed URL

so fresh, so clean

Maggie’s desire for a fresh scoop at any cost has gone too far this time

Fresh scoop...

OK, I'll do it...

Maggie’s desire for a fresh poop at any cost has gone too far this time

:-o

Trump, on his return to Washington, hatched a plan for the “biggest, grandest military parade ever for the Fourth of July”. But the plans went down badly with Trump’s cabinet staff.

“I’d rather swallow acid,” the defense secretary and former Marine Corps general, James Mattis, is reported to have said...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/08/trump-pentagon-generals-nazis-second-world-war

Kelly got in a decent burn too

“Why can’t you be like the German generals?” Donald Trump asked John Kelly, who was his White House chief of staff at the time, according to a new book. It depicts Trump as deeply frustrated by top military officials, whom he saw as insufficiently loyal. https://t.co/WunFHIU5bZ pic.twitter.com/ZvnqqJDw5B

— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 8, 2022

I'm finding this hard to believe, since the main thing we know about Hitler's generals is that they were big time losers.

Who hated Hitler.

perhaps he just wanted Kelly to wear a monocle and carry a riding crop

Trying to imagine any other major politician in American history getting away with complete disdain for the troops.

Holy shit — the FBI went to Mar-A-Lago with a search warrant! This image is real; Trump posted it on Truth Social.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZrHfURWYAE1Xbz.jpg

I hope they checked the toilets.

Whoa!!! Any idea what they were looking for??

Such an assault could only take place in broken, Third-World Countries.

Harsh assessment of Florida, but I get it

The difference between 'this and Watergate' would be the search warrant

lol, seriously.

Fed's Raided Mar-A-Lago. Oh shit.... Shit's poppin off.

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 8, 2022

"And now we're joined by Ice T for his analysis of this breaking story..."

Reminds me of Chapelle's "Fuck Ja Rule!" bit

nobody seems to know shit

The raid began early Monday morning and law enforcement personnel appeared to be focused on the area of the club where Trump's offices and personal quarters are, according to a person familiar with the matter.

The Justice Department declined to comment, as did the White House. A White House official said it was not notified about the raid.

did all that toilet talk in the news this morning have to do with this?

There is some reporting that it was related to classified documents taken from the White House. I could have sworn we went through this already, but maybe it's just the wheels of justice moving slowly and finally catching up to what was reported months ago.

That was my guess as well.. probably china, silverware, linen too

they were given plenty of time to flush them

Reminds me of Chapelle's "Fuck Ja Rule!" bit

Nah, I'd absolutely want Ice-T liveblogging a Trump perp walk.

The guy’s still got it. He knocked away all those headlines about wanting Hitler’s generals. Well done.

I voted quite a few days ago, but will be working through this playlist for a long while

gotta say, I'm leaning towards Classic

The warrant came with a playlist?

i bet it beats Obama's

Track 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NttlPwNKd_M

Lol whoops - wrong thread ha ha!

The fbi just broke into your safe - what’s on your playlist?!

So turns out violating the Presidential Records Act, which was passed after Watergate, disqualifies you from holding elected office.

PLease don't tease me like that

Trump safe full of fraudulent steaks