But is anyone buying?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link
lol
Josh Hawley's "manhood" goes on sale next May
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link
When I think masculinity I think "Ivy Leaguer whose bowtie would spin around if he saw an ankle"
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link
if we marxists can cancel Xmas, surely we can cancel his manhood
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link
whatever happened with Tucker's 'War on Men' special? I remember the laughingstock promos, but did anyone actually watch the thing?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:03 (two years ago) link
Men and Christmas got together and beat the commies back!
― nickn, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link
babe, i don't think we should try counseling. it's a waste of time. it's gonna take too long
so i've been on realmanrevolution.com the last few days and i have a different idea i'd like to try...
https://i.imgur.com/fF5cpoN.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
i commented "that photo is from right after he says the words "realmanrevolution.com" out loud"
HA! take THAT real men
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
Awesome; my buy-back-in has been feeling a little left out recently.
― kinder, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link
I have been looking for tools to help my wife see that she does have some blame.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 23 September 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmBXP33xCQ
― brimstead, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
I want realmanrevolution to collab with the TikTok couple who do dances while talking about the husband’s porn addiction. All the insanity that once remained behind closed doors out for us to behold.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
Tucker’s new special ‘The End of Men’ features tips from ‘Bro-Scientists’ on how to restore manhood: Raw eggs, sleep on floor, cold showers, and testicle tanning, among other things. pic.twitter.com/YkIf2cyjed— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
anyone who watches his show and doesn't immediately realize what a huge mistake they made deserves to believe him
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
my specials need to air awhile if i wanna be a real man amirite
sorry
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link
Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link
you don't understand. there is a revolutionary new technique in tanning your balls, since the last one came out. a new study has come out, new research. it all points in the same direction. you must tan your balls
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link
it's not normal for them to not be as tanned as say, your tanned, chiseled abs
:(
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfX48CTVUAESWkF?format=jpg&name=small
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
the fuck is a 'Zaddy'?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
Beardsturbation
https://livebearded.com/
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
why are male grooming products always some shade of brown/black/grey? why do they all smell like turpentine? do men hate pretty colours and nice smells?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link
speaking of which, Randy Quaid should be playing Karl Marx these days
https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/24779376/681full-randy-quaid.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link
xpost have you smelled most men? a lot of them do seem to enjoy smelling like a combination of mildew, mahogany, and onion rings
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link
not most of them, but enough to get the point, yes
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:35 (one year ago) link
personally I'm more attracted to men who smell like flowers
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link
"attracting thirsty cuties in line for organic lemonade" is a scene from my worst nightmare, which would obviously take place at a farmer's market
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
the only scents i catch lately that are appealing are like really warm herbalish sweet patchoulis, i think i've only encountered women wearing them.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
“EPIC FIT” like you’re out slaying grendel in these farmer’s market shorts
― I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 07:07 (one year ago) link
Beards. I am growing an AMish beard. What does it do for me? Will it make me feel any different? Does it change me to have a scarglemuff-face?Am I more A MAN with a beard and is that a good thing? (Thank God this is not facebook or that comment would have gotten me in fb jail)
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link
a pharaoh beard grants immortality iirc
maybe amish beard grants barn raising skillz? pls tell us if you can raise a barn after establishing the full amish.
― I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link
is the beard the phallus of the face?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link
Beards are reactionary. Shaving is praxis.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 20 October 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link
"is the beard the phallus of the face?" Not unless the pubic frump is the beard of the pubic mountain!
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
I hate having to shave - not for the way it looks, but the way it feels after 3 days of growth.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 20 October 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link
beards are reactionary *or* revolutionary - bearded moderates are phonies
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 20 October 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link
Halfway, interesting.
I feel like I have been in a 35-year-long cycle of violence with my face. I hate shaving, yes, but I also having itchy scraggly unpleasant facial hair that abrades my wife.
Further, I don't like the way my beard grows. It isn't vigorous or consistent. I get a mustache and goatee and sideburny things pretty quickly, but my cheeks and jawline remain patchy and sparse. Because I don't like the look of the goatee (unflattering, plus possible shady GenX cultural associations), my choices are a Don Johnson-style permastubble, or shaving. It is a cruel trick of fate.
― unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link
but the way it feels after 3 days of growth.
I do it in the shower every morning, never have to suffer with this unless I'm camping/road tripping
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 16:34 (one year ago) link
i hate having hair perpetually grow on my face. i'm also trapped in a horrible cycle with it. i get fed up, shave it all, and then let it grow for a couple weeks so it's in that really uncomfortable zone where people aren't sure if your life has gone wrong (it has) or if you're just being really lazy (i am) or if you're trying to go for a "beard" (sometimes i am, sort of).
i like the andy the grasshopper method of shaving in the shower every morning, but unfortunately *sad violin begins to play*, unfortunately, i just really love to take afternoon baths
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 October 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
that really uncomfortable zone where people aren't sure
Richard Ford described this facial phase as 'looking like a wretched sex offender'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
And I use an electric shaver after trying a straight razor, so shower shaving is out.
I've got dark (now greying) hair but red (now white) facial hair, so even if I could stand to grow it for a few weeks, it would take much longer to look like a beard and make me look like I'm in my 70s anyway.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 20 October 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
xp i call the top part of it the "teenstache"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 October 2022 17:11 (one year ago) link
No other great apes have to deal with moustache trouble like us. Only beards.
Yet Munkees...https://i.imgur.com/h6VKF.jpg
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link
DIABEETUS
― blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgUr-DjXEAItiy1.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 30 October 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tQGJHv4.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 13 November 2023 08:27 (ten months ago) link
lmao
― flopson, Monday, 13 November 2023 08:30 (ten months ago) link
The Gandalf™
there are some anti-abortion billboards around here that say "REAL MEN LOVE BABIES". i have thoughts. lots of them. not sure if i'll be able to get them in writing. too many thoughts.
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 13 November 2023 14:35 (ten months ago) link