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there's some key if you press it repeatedly it does something neat. i can't remember which one though

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

it's the shift key!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Im sure there's tons gaz! The old "Bill Gates was done by the cops" one maybe (what was that for? Drink driving or something?)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

there's bound to be some windows easter eggs, but they may not be very exciting

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

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― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

you could do a small segment each class about 'the history of windows'

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

oh oh stickeykeys! yes jim i will do that thanks.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Hi Orbit! I like everyone but Jon Williams is annoying.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

You lead her right to our rebel hideout!

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

also teach them about wacky tricks to play on their workmates, like switching over to the dvorak keyboard n' stuff

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

thanks a lot Trayce, just thanks a lot. have a nice life.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

how about that hidden flight sim that was in excel 97, I think?

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

...

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

i heard about that haitch. but is gaz teaching excel yet? or is that later on?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Also, Excel used to have an Easter Egg in it of a crappy flight sim game. I forget how to get into it tho. Some key combo.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Gah xpost a bajillion.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

hey also i heard there was some sort of flight simulator in excel!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

teehee

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

*cries* ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I think that ILX is some big AI simulation working out how crazies can live side by side.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm on night shift again this week fuxors... I'm gonna try and NOT DRINK AT ALL this week. Reckon I can do it? (That shouldnt even be a question, how terrible).

xpost heh. I learned when I was like, in my first year using the internet not to take the bait when people piled shit on me (and boy did some people pile nasty as all hell shit on me) - you only end up looking worse than the troll when you react, its a no win situ.

(I really do wish Jon'd quit it though).

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

Do I have too thick a skin for ILX? Should I become more sensitive?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

nah

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Generic ILX0r: "Hello"
Me: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING BLACK?!?!?!?? FUCKING RACIST"

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

haha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Thanks a lot Trayce, just thanks a lot.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

don't you want her to have a nice life?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, a really nice one, and thanks for everything.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

see, what would you all talk about if it weren't for me?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Is "thanks a lot" gonna be the new "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU" or something ;P

Orbit: we talk about you? Um... ookaay.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

the same stuff we've talked about for the last 20,000 posts we've collectively made on these threads i'd wager

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

[as a side note, I'd like to express my utter astonishment at being called 'racist' by an American who automatically assumes I'm American]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

thanks, Trayce, thanks a lot.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, where were we.

Windows stories. Anyone remember having to use boot disks?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Doctor Who, corned beef, driving, the correct pronounciation of 'ass', having drinks, teaching, career disatisfaction, great trolls of ILX, Futurama, 'er indoors and my crappy writing.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

i had to use one on my new PC the day afetr i got it :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

And Kate's art. Don't forget Kate's art.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Jeeze, Trayce, you know, you really...jeeze, just thanks.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Hahah hey adam! We talked about your arse thing while you were at the bar ;P

Erm.. or maybe I could word that a bit better.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Jim: nah not those rescue boot disks - the oldskool ones you had to use in DOS to play games like DOOM with. Kids these days dont know what bread they're butttered on, etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

I have a still-working laptop with windows 3.11 installed on it!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK OH NOES

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

oh no, i haven't used one of those since the early 90s

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, Kate's art is one of the few reasons for non-mongrels to come visit this thread.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

butttered

ass on the brain

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Adam, I hate you because you are black.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Least I'm not fucking caucasian.

Oh wait.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

*waits*

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

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