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ME TOO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Christ, someone send me dirty email please.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

It surprises the baby Jesus!

xpost to Lunars

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

This was really my finest hour.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

beesign.at!! good god

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Luna, I tried to send you a dirty email, but failed miserably.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Failed in sending it or in writing it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

i look at almost every man in THAT way

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

With disdain?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, I trust I need not elaborate on the unlikelitude of a member of the ursus horibilis species being able to shave its own pubic area. And to those here tonight who may think otherwise and have gone to the media propounding your cockamamie theories, I suggest you open your grade school science textbooks to the section marked Opposable Thumbs.

― Dr. Camby, Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I sent you another mail, Luna. That was the first time I've written an erotic story to anyone.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I hope my language didn't suck, it's kinda hard to try to be erotic with a foreign tongue.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Luna deflowers yet another young buck.

― ComMISERABLE ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Haha, after having read my own story I feel a bit ashamed now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Dude, we've seen you in much more compromising positions... literaly! I'm sure you'll cause Luna much delight.

― Underwear ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

B-b-but I'm not ashamed of my body!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

some of us quite appreciated those pics. that sounds creepy. it's just complimentary though.

― juliaaa, Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, I'm blushing here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Everyone please send me naked photos, okthxbye.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

here you go, jaymc:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=naked%20photos&hl=en&hs=I9U&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&sa=N&tab=wi

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

that is helpful, rjg, thank you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

What the hell is this?!

http://www.nigelholton.com/images/Film%20Gallery/images/Naked-Souls.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

you've sullied this thread, i fear.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm at the stage where you start looking at your coworkers with a certain eye

i call this stage "being at work"

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

That's just one of the pics from RJG's link... But the film seems to be real, here's the plot summary from IMDb:

Edward is busy trying to unlock the secrets of reading and recording people's thoughts. He is very involved with his work leaving little room for girlfriend Britt. Longstreet comes along and offers Edward a place to do his research and have unlimited funding. There are, however, ulterior motives as Edward is also somehow unlocking the secrets of eternal life.

Holy shit!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

this is getting out of control now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

have a cold shower

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

i am at work.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

go and wash your hands

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

good idea.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

didn't work.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

call a plumber

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

pour cold water down your pants

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Or sit on ice cubes! It might work!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

All that's gonna do it make the wetspot bigger, silly.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Guys don't get a wet spot!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Good point. But they wouldn't be able to tell what was what!

Though I suppose having people think you wet your pants is (a) not sexy at all, and (b) not the image you want to project at work as it won't garner much respect if your co-workers are over the age of 18 months.

NEW PLAN.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Was referring to the ladies; I could care less about teh dudeage.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

i would like to know, what it feels like to be horny all day

someone describe

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

sticky

― Hel-loƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

You start staring at things you shouldn't stare.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Or sit on ice cubes! It might work!

I'm not sure, at this point, I want it to "work."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

It's sometimes such exqusite torture, Mandee.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

I don't want it to work either, nor was I entirely clear about how I'd sit on those ice cubes...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

would it get someone hot if i told them i got chipotle-flavored mayonnaise on my cardigan over lunch? it's left a stain.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

is the cardigan blue?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

and were you eating on the floor?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

the cardigan is blue!!

i was eating on a leather chair!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

meh.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Change the cardigan to a bustier, and we're in business.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

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