In every 70s US home ever

She is some kind of genius so digression welcomed.

Yes. She’d be a celebrity in a just world.

https://www.shorpy.com/files/no-pest-strip.jpg

Food Sticks

Koogle!

Koogle was my next answer. We had jars of that stuff forever.

I'm pretty sure that Koogle was some industrial plastic byproduct created by accident that they added flavors to.

Space Food Sticks too, come to think of it.

Shell’s No-Pest Strip.

didn't know the official brand but yes

I tried to find a picture of those hanging wooden-colored boxes, with holes on each side.. that were supposed to kill bugs.. but no luck

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/62/b6/0d62b606d8f3db955e8945d75e35919c.jpg

there we go

Oh god yes, memories

Always thought the design was supposed to evoke one of the towers of the Golden Gate Bridge. Maybe they couldn't come out and say so lest they offend the good people of Rice-A-Roni.

I feel like they were browner in real life but it was probably just my grandparent smoking constantly that made them look that way

'Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat!'

Supposed to be Chinatown-meets-North Beach, but the family that started the brand were Armenian, who actually rule California.. it's based on some Armenian pilaf dish

xpost yeah, I remember them sort of danish modern brown

Hamburger Helper

As if hamburger needs any 'help'

My mom used to broil the shit out of hamburgers, so the Helper was a welcome respite.

Reminds me now of “Shake n’ Bake…and we helped!”

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F4Cq7lJFeQ0/UsGdUjblvpI/AAAAAAAAJMs/nE89ZRU5NGI/s1600/DSC_6399.JPG

Okay my parents would never allow this kind of kitsch in the house, but the semi-trashy family across the road had one

They also had a weed box with a Pablo Cruise sticker on it, and Fleetwood Mac albums

Oh hell yeah

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T2/images/I/610fZxe-MAL._AC_SX522_.jpg

Wasn't Hamburger Helper making an inflation-era "stretch the family budget" sales pitch? I don't think anyone involved really thought it truly improved upon eating a hamburger.

The oldest ad I could find was This one from 1974, which focused on the culinary aspects.

By 1979, the pitch had changed to stretching the family budget.

Fascinating!

Why have steak when you can have Hamburger Helper lol

OMG

I always thought the Hidden Valley packets kinda weird.. like, why make your own salad dressing when you can just buy a bottle of it?

But maybe it was a part of that family budget thing

A kids bed frame with assorted Wacky Packages stickers pasted to the headboard.

^this! Not me, but lots of my friends

Definitely me

I had a bunch of the stickers with the Marvel characters saying funny things.

https://townsquare.media/site/622/files/2010/04/500xmarvels2.jpg

I was always fascinated by but uneasy about the 1970's Ghost Rider

Damn those stickers look familiar, maybe my sister's 'antiqued' dresser

I was always fascinated by but uneasy about the 1970's Ghost Rider

same with Cyrillic lettering

1970s Ghost Rider was intense: he was the result of a literal deal with Satan. Plus, there was Mike Ploog's art, which was heavily influenced by the work of Berni Wrightson, who has to be the creepiest mainstream comics artist ever.

*Bernie

I certainly wouldn't have wanted to be Peter Fonda

Jeez I would

A kids bed frame with assorted Wacky Packages stickers pasted to the headboard.

oh yeah but i had mine stuck all over my desk.

My friends also had on their bedroom doors and maybe some other doors as well.

let's see if this works

https://wacky-packages.fandom.com/wiki/Hamburger_Blecher?file=03_Hamburger_Blecher.jpg

well, this will take you to an image of hamburger belcher: https://wacky-packages.fandom.com/wiki/Hamburger_Blecher?file=03_Hamburger_Blecher.jpg

sloppy joes

Manwich

A stash of unsold Grit newspapers that some gullible kid thought would earn him enough money to buy a spy camera.

fuck I tried to sell Grit and sold one to my aunt

Jesus, it still exists: DIY CHIGGER BITE RELIEF

https://www.grit.com/

Wow many things on this thread are extremely familiar. There's just one mention of the big chunky remote controls, but we had one of these. We actually inherited it when my grandparents were killed in a car accident — before that we just had a little black and white TV, but then they died and we got their color TV with an actual remote control. It confirmed my sense that my grandparents (who lived far away and I rarely saw) lived lives of great luxury.

https://compote.slate.com/images/eacaab7b-bdc7-4097-8bab-74107d1c0707.jpg

NB: YMP was the first to mention Hamburger Helper and Rice-A-Rona upthread, but this is the kind of list thread where multiple entries are fine, especially since they are usually recontextualized.