like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

Watched it up till Krishnan Gurumurthy (who I hate) started grilling Mordaunt on her trans stance - which was very early on in the proceedings - then switched over to The Outer Limits. Whenever any of them start going on about how honest they are and how much integrity they have I really want someone to say to them, "You're only empasizing that because your last leader and the current Prime Minister is a lying sack of shit, right?" Gurumurthy did ask them, "Is Boris Johnson honest?", to which Badenoch answered, rather coyly, "Sometimes".

just heard one of our eggspurt political analysists describe Truss as: "strong on brexit, weak on performance". Sounds like a very memorable event in the annals of UK political history. But I'm glad I gave it a miss.

sounds like an advert for washing powder

Was in a cab earlier hearing Eddie Mair talking to Fabricnut who was bemoaning the trans row getting too much coverage in the contest and coming across as an alarmingly more salient almost sensible shitbag compared to the actual candidates

she's usually three sheets to the wind without even touching a drop of alcohol, or perhaps a more ableist way of putting it would be: she's a fucking moron.

I must admit I often enjoy the wise words of poster Calzino!

thank you Pinefox, but I'm probably not very wise. But I do find if you absolutely despise just about all UK politicians then it's very rare that anything you post dates that badly. The main snag is it makes me an extremely repetitive and also an extremely repetitive and an absolutely extremely repetitive... ad infinitum...

it's incredible listening to Tories attempting to boost the reputation of someone as vacuous and inconsistent as Truss. Also noticed Badenoch talking about her humble roots "flipping burgers" when her actual career path was from private school to private banking to The Spectator.

She’s also the arsewipe who bragged about hacking Harriet Harman’s website and got in zero trouble for it.

Consensus seems to be Tugendhat won the debate hands down. A little consolation for him when he's voted out in the next round.

he looked every inch the professional politician, and lots of people can't stand professional politicians

The UK really has no concept of how to cope with heat. I've read advice to carry a bag of frozen peas under your shirt on the train. Right now on the radio they're suggesting you rub yourself with a raw onion ("but it only has a palliative, not a preventative effect")

— Elle Hunt (@elle_hunt) July 16, 2022

Flipping burgers!

Burgers, onions, peas. I'm feeling a bit peckish all of a sudden.

Has a burger ever been flipped in a UK Macdonalds? I thought they just put them in a big industrial oven and warmed them up from frozen.

I think she meant flipping burger chains

Feel like the wise words of poster Calzino are finally capturing the mood of the nation

Barney's not in the mood to fuck about this morning. pic.twitter.com/4xteBZkGs2

— a normal man. an innocent man. (@DismalChips) July 16, 2022

Burgers, onions, peas, chickens...

.. if there's hell below
We're all gonna go

Very true.

swiss banks / food banks is a neat slogan form https://t.co/xapqMv3Cv6

— a furred tail upon nothingness (@dynamic_proxy) July 16, 2022

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNmWPuw5/?k=1

I have quite literally never heard starmer say something intelligent.

I think poster Oscar Bravo made a good point here.

Though Calzino was also correct to say that rewiring a school is a more challenging task than anything KS could manage.

Also weird.

This is utterly insane. Using the Holocaust Memorial as a prop to connote seriousness? hideously inappropriate... pic.twitter.com/OyB0lzc4ue

— Arbeitology (@Arbeit_Fish) July 17, 2022

another classic Kieth fail

what a crass dickhead, as well as inappropriate it could also be taken in a quite sinister way!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FX4GtanWAAIsULs?format=jpg&name=medium

resign!

Worse than Jessamine Crumlin.

Lee Harpin is a weapons-grade arsewipe!

Reeves has been saying some weapons grade transphobic shit, I'm sure Labour will take strong action to disassociate itself from hate speech

no wonder the right-wing press keep blowing smoke up her arse, a bigoted ex-HBOS ghoul who loves to talk about ‘ironclad discipline’ on public spending. Unfortunately for her she has an even worse voice than Starmer!

Yes, it's horrendous.

it's funny how lots of Labour trash used to be on board with CAA and expressing solidarity etc, but now they they are attacking Starmer (and quite fairly) "oh this whole organisation is a bunch of tories"

Guessing they all have air con.

poll by YouGov today for Times finds tackling climate change is the lowest priority for Tory membership in a list of 10 policy areas

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) July 18, 2022

british people struggling in this heat wave... stay strong... your ancestors colonized entire countries in this heat 💕💕💕

— Panic! At the Discourse (@kinjaldave7) July 17, 2022

lol was just thinking the exact same as this yesterday while reading Late Victorian Holocausts

Tomorrow's Tory leadership debate cancelled, thank fuck for that. Couldn't they cancel the whole sorry farrago and just not have a PM at all?

do a Belgium and have no government for a bit

Will probably be better.

100%

it's not like the vast majority of people watching have a vote in this thing.

Utterly indulgent of TV commissioners to put on three debates for 100k people.

Most of whom have never worked out how to get anything other than BBC 1 & 2, ITV and Channel 4 on their TVs.

one of the debaters will be the next PM so it's pretty solidly in the public interest but it's true you run the risk of essentially staging a party political broadcast for free

It's been a total PR disaster for the Tory Party tbf.

a good week for the leader of the opposition to play it cool, not attract any controversy and

Not sure if the contest to be PM is in the public interest, as we vote on the party of government.

even if PMs were chosen directly by the house of lords it would still be in the public interest to see the contenders debate the issues of the day!

Let's build more airports.

pic.twitter.com/kn2ClMlZHK

— London Luton Airport (@LDNLutonAirport) July 18, 2022

xp: except I don't see how they are debating issues of the day when they actually have to appeal to 100k people with a particular take on what's needed.

Corbyn: Why are 14 million people in this country living in poverty?
Johnson says he does not accept Corbyn’s case. He says 14 million people voted for his government.

i see the tugmentum has once again dribbled to a premature conclusion

better luck next time big man

Rishi Sunak - 115 votes (+14)
Penny Mordaunt - 82 votes (-1)
Liz Truss - 71 votes (+7)
Kemi Badenoch - 58 votes (+9)

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Tom Tugendhat - 30 votes (-2)