We. Would. CRY.: US Politics, July 2022

neither are your!

i'm reading master of the senate right now and if you think lbj would not have been good at twitter you're out of your mind.

Nixon Twitter meltdowns would have been fun

lbj might've gotten in trouble for an accidental dick pic

"My haters are my motivators"

"somehow, my last 18 months of Presidential tweets got deleted by my secretary"

LBJ is on social media, talking about his bunghole

@realdonaldtrump couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel

lbj might've gotten in trouble for an accidental dick pic

Jumbo would have its own official Twitter account.

Breaking News: Senator Joe Manchin said he wouldn’t support funding for climate programs or raising taxes on the wealthy, a major blow for the Biden agenda. https://t.co/WgMU7KPtn6

— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 15, 2022

wait didn't he say a couple months ago he would sign a climate deal?

Maybe he was afraid Dobbs gave them a chance to hold the Senate.

joe manchin’s roommates: hey we all want to order pizza are you cool with that
joe manchin: no i want to pick dinner
joe manchin’s roommates: ok
joe manchin: also i don’t want anyone to eat

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) July 15, 2022

hilarious there is no punishment for this sort of behavior.

I would simply subpoena Manchin’s daughter for a very public congressional hearing on epipens

Why can’t Schumer call one of his thrice-hourly press conferences and expel Manchin from the party? Just say “We don’t have your vote anyway, so why should we waste our party fundraising apparatus and all the rest on you? Fuck off, you’re on your own”?

also I’m expecting the GOP to easily take the House, but I guess there’s a small chance the Senate numbers could hold? lots of ifs here, but in the off chance the democrats pick up a seat in Ohio, it might be time to hang Manchin out to dry. if the only thing Demotcan do—whether it’s 50 seats or 59—is judges, well then you’ve still got your 50. cradling his shriveled nuts just isn’t worth it any more, imho.

only thing Democrats can do*

Giving up the majority doesn’t seem like a good idea

Why can’t Schumer call one of his thrice-hourly press conferences and expel Manchin from the party? Just say “We don’t have your vote anyway, so why should we waste our party fundraising apparatus and all the rest on you? Fuck off, you’re on your own”?

― but also fuck you (unperson)

Manchin still votes for judges.

*only in the event that the Dems *add* a seat via OH, which is admittedly slim

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Giving up the majority doesn’t seem like a good idea

They don't have it now.

Manchin still votes for judges.

And if Schumer told him "fuck you, go be an independent like Bernie" he'd stop? Then fuck him twice.

I wish I had a better answer other than "We need more Dems in the Senate." Even "Manchin should drop dead" means a GOP governor appoints his successor.

They don't have it now.

ok then go ahead and Manchin out of the party and see if anything changes

It would be one of the historic dumb moves of politics

because of course

From the NY AG’s spokesman: pic.twitter.com/Slb0oPEtOW

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) July 15, 2022

Well it’s more plausible than “out of respect for his friendship with Abe”.

dems will likely hold the senate since fetterman is sure to beat Oz at this point and I'm guessing Warnock will wind up beating Walker. But don't know if they'll actually pick up a seat.

I wouldn't say anything is "likely." How much unlikely stuff has happened in the last several years? Once reasonable candidates start beating lunatics and incompetents by double digits rather than a point or two I'll start feeling better about what does or does not seem likely.

GOP fears Senate debacle as flawed candidates stumble

Arizona: After receiving Trump’s endorsement, Blake Masters has surged ahead in primary polls.

But he has a lengthy track record of controversial writings, from lamenting American involvement in World War II as a college student to name-checking the Unabomber as an underappreciated thinker in a podcast during his current campaign.

Graphic accompaning Axios story appears to be an elephant sweating cum?

why is msm not talking about this? ^

lamenting American involvement in World War II as a college student

Blake's aged beautifully if he was in college during WWII.

he's Magneto

a self-hating Magneto

the gop once nominated a guy too crazy to win in alabama, so who knows about some of these clowns

dems will likely hold the senate since fetterman is sure to beat Oz at this point and I'm guessing Warnock will wind up beating Walker. But don't know if they'll actually pick up a seat.

Maybe this is wishful thinking but Ron Johnson’s seat is probably not safe

Seems quite possible the dems grow their senate majority while getting destroyed in the house thanks to gerrymandering and the personal unpopularity of the biden.

“The biden”?

hell if PA holds and in some (prob unlikely) timeline OH goes Dem, then they could ignore Manchin /*and* Sinema. but like would they? or will there be a new Manchinema

welcome to the Manchinema

it doesn’t matter if the house has a 30 seat Republican majority.

I guess it helps move judges quicker.

Graphic accompaning Axios story appears to be an elephant sweating cum?

― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Friday, July 15, 2022 7:16 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

why is msm not talking about this? ^

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, July 15, 2022 7:18 AM (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Honestly this made me lol so fucking hard, kudos Neando.

Once again Senate progressives stall Biden's agenda.

the gop once nominated a guy too crazy to win in alabama, so who knows about some of these clowns

This is exactly what I mean. Roy Moore was/is a creep weirdo lunatic predator going up against a legit good person and legal hero, and he only lost by a mere 1.5%. Those are some serious headwinds.

Manchin is claiming we and others are wrong in our reporting, that he actually isn't blowing up talks, wants to see July inflation numbers, and then can decide on climate and tax. Which is NOT what Dems leader say he actually told him.

(fixed typo)

— Tony Romm (@TonyRomm) July 15, 2022

I’m sure the July inflation numbers will be tiny, allowing him to suddenly jump on board the Biden Express.