Elon Musk

Weird that TSLA shares are up, you'd think the market would be concerned about him having to sell more shares

Twitter will settle for less because they won't actually be able to get him to pay that much. He doesn't have $40+ billion sitting in bank accounts, and he doesn't have financing. And it's not that easy to just dump billions of dollars worth of Tesla stock in a short period of time.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, July 13, 2022 12:33 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

right. this seems like one of those "if you owe the bank $1000 you have a problem, if you owe the bank $100m then the bank has a problem" situations.

i mean maybe the judge will let him off because hes a special rich person but the idea that he cannot pay is ludicrous

it’s funny that he wanted to buy twitter to fix its bot problem and now he says he won’t buy twitter because it has a bot problem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He wanted to buy Twitter because he's a pampered rich-boy dickhead who's about 1/8 as smart as he and his cultists think he is, with an ego bigger than one of his rockets. And I must return to the idea that he's only "The Richest Man In The World!!!"(TM) on paper, because Tesla is grotesquely overvalued by Musk sycophants and "the market." If that balloon ever really pops, he'll be about as liquid as me.

ummm...what

Elon Musk's dad, 76, confirms secret second child — with his stepdaughter https://t.co/0ml4OmBPTD pic.twitter.com/sH0A4Hz6Hv

— Page Six (@PageSix) July 14, 2022

actually you know what mods just delete that post

The Musk patriarch, 76, welcomed the baby girl with Jana, 35, back in 2019 — but only confirmed the news on Wednesday, bragging to the Sun: “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.”

sounds like someone

xpost no, just delete Elon. t hx.

https://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/john-huston-chinatown.jpg
"The Musk patriarch, 76 ..."

It led to a bitter falling out between Errol and Elon, with the Tesla CEO furious that his father had impregnated his stepsister.

Ahh, so he does have some boundaries

Seems like the most likely explanation is just that he wanted to buy it but then the market turned and he felt like he was way overpaying so he backed out and looked for any excuse, one of them being the bot thing.

xp

Also that's fucking gross

It led to a bitter falling out between Errol and Elon, with the Tesla CEO furious that his father had impregnated his stepsister.

So... Woody Elon

ha!

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I mean that's a little of an unfair joke, Elon is pretty clearly taking the anti-impregnating-your-stepdaughter side here

I mean that's a little of an unfair joke, Elon is pretty clearly taking the anti-impregnating-your-stepdaughter side here

Only because he had likely been led to understand that she was off the table.

he has zero stepdaughters last I’ve checked, don’t know how we can ascertain his true stance

Looking mighty vat-grown...

ayo fanboys, come pick up your mans pic.twitter.com/8tDeytQ8ln

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) July 18, 2022

bodyshaming sucks

otm

Allergic Reaction - The FSAI announced the recall of a batch of Dunnes Stores White Sub Rolls because it was mispacked with Dunnes Stores Floury White Baps. The bap product contains milk and eggs which... Food Poisoning https://t.co/DpKDmRaGYp #allergicreaction pic.twitter.com/mX8rKGM9rJ

— Iwaspoisoned.com (@iwaspoisoned_) July 18, 2022

lol the guy hosing him down

good work if you can get it

"Moisten the front"

Fwiw the tweeter did say that it isn't okay to body shame people, but that for Elon Musk it is okay. And tbh, I agree.

Something about his shape in profile reminded me of something, and then I realized it was the disproportioned protagonist from Altered Beast:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/screen/full/7/1/6/160716.jpg

whiter shade of pale

That's the part that amazed me. Not that he's fat — of course he's fat, he's a 52-year-old pothead. But he looks like he lives in a damp, lightless underground cave! I mean, does he dig the tunnels for the Boring Company himself?

50% of my genes come from Scotland, 25% from Wales and 25% from wherever Russian Mennonites started out in Germany but even I'm not that pale.

kinda wish i had not a single follicle of body hair

"A larval Baron Harkonnen" LOL

grimes had sex multiple times with this person, quite alarming

— Hard Drum Will Never Die, But You Will (@caostrofia) July 18, 2022

lol the guy hosing him down

― lag∞n, Monday, July 18, 2022 3:51 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ari Emmanuel!

o shit lol

truly depraved people

oh god

_lol the guy hosing him down

― lag∞n, Monday, July 18, 2022 3:51 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink_


Ari Emmanuel!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FYCoxY6WIAANj9w?format=png&name=small

based on those photos I'd say that Musk is definitely more than 5% butt

I'd say buy at 5%, because he's always going to be a bigger ass.

don't threaten me with a good time, business insider

Please. Please. I am begging God. pic.twitter.com/c4C2XR8NNG

— Zombie That Only Eats Cops (@MaxKnightley) July 19, 2022

they cant touch him he has studied the teachings of JOHN McAFEE

Someone said his torso looks like the result of taking steroids without doing any lifting.

(The Twitter uptick is at least in part because the judge decided on a trial in October. Twitter had asked for September, Musk for February I think - both to set the framing that this a complicated matter requiring a lot of experts and discovery to determine an accurate bot count, and because his financing runs out in April)

The market clearly thinks he's going to pay more than the billion fee to get out of this, which I also think.

yeah the fact that the judge set the trial date early implies that his marketing powers do not extend to the delaware court of chancery

Chancery does not fuck around with mergers, they move fast

what is the over/under on how many times Elon shouts out "OBJECTION!" from his seat in the court room, like he's on Law and Order in a criminal trial