― Dan (Le Sigh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Since I've already dug my own grave, so to speak, I will admit to having sex in front of my cats all the time. I don't particularly care, as long as they get out of the way, and they always look bored.
Once, when I was in high school, my girlfriend was cat-sitting the neighbor's cat for a week while they were on vacation. We took advantage of her access to a nice, large house to go over and shag a lot. Two incidents spring to mind from that week of copulatory abundance.
1.) The cat, lonely because we neglected it for our own pleasures, climbed up my back to my shoulders one night during sex and peered down, meowing at us. To my consternation, I had to dismount to get him off.
2.) We had fallen asleep post-coitally on the couch when the cat, no doubt attracted by our mingled juices awoke me very unpleasantly by licking my penis. Going from blissfully asleep to being awakened by a rough, feline tongue is not an experience that I would recommend to anybody nor one that I recall with any joy.
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link
check
― Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― moley, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Who Needs Context?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link
And yeah, we realised big friendly dog had been busily slurping up dried pussy juice from my chin. I abandoned breakfast and went for a shower.
― sorry but I just HAD to, Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
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― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
OH GOD NO.
― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i was just playing pinball with michael white, you had to revive this?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link
mr kitty hasn't gone on ball attack mode in years. he must be due for it again.
This thread is just the best isn't it.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
are we talking adult dogs/cats, or baby dogs/cats?
― ken c, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:15 (sixteen years ago) link
holy hell, this thread
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Somehow I knew I must have posted on this thread...
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
it's kind of amazing that neither of your stories can stand up to "They have a special crew member that just supplies pussy juice."
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I like to think of that job as the lady-fluffer
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link