Elon Musk

Yeah, it's probably pretty doubtful he knows them.

The story specifically cites him as saying he doesn’t really have anything to do with his young children, that’s the mother’s job, but he expects that when they’re in their teens he’ll take them to (eg) look at the Great Wall and terracotta warriors if he has business meetings in China.

that sounds really, really, really bad for the kids.

Probably better than being around him lots, tbf.

Imagine the sounds he makes when he cums.

“That was epic”

I don’t get it… does Tesla manufacture his condoms too?

— Extra Sauce Queen Li’l 🌳 (@karengeier) July 6, 2022

zing!

Man I just do not like the new MST.

“That was epic”

Ugh I always get stray abandoned sentences in there

he's had a... more than normal number of these kids via IVF/surrogacy considering a few factors

not saying that's the case with this newly-discovered mother, but the fact she had twins takes on some weirdness given everything else

yeah was thinking the same

there really is a thing with rich weirdos and having a load of kids via surrogates, my wife was just telling me about a Chinese billionaire who just had 100 babies via surrogates, all eggs from white American women, all kids to be raised in the USA

twins are more common when conceived in zero G

The ego and sociopathy of your average billionaire resulting in a desire to spread their glorious seed as far and wide as possible is... unsurprising.

Lmao https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/07/elon-musk-twitter-jeopardy/

No shit!

as matt levine notes musk already agreed to buy the company, so he kinda has to buy it

the reason that elon musk can't get out of the deal over the bots thing is not that he "waived due diligence." it's that he SIGNED A BINDING AGREEMENT TO BUY TWITTER, and that agreement does not have any outs for "i think there are too many bots."

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) July 7, 2022

which does he have more of now, children he neglects or companies he neglects

what about that poor spaceman he launched in a tesla a couple years back? the most neglected of all

Grimes's mom today:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When did the idea of manhood descend to being the most infantile & obnoxious person in the room?</p>— Sandy Garossino 🇨🇦🌻 (@Garossino) <a href="

When did the idea of manhood descend to being the most infantile & obnoxious person in the room?

— Sandy Garossino 🇨🇦🌻 (@Garossino) July 8, 2022

where were the warning signs?

That's just the free market deciding what the idea of manhood should be

ok

BREAKING: Elon Musk says he is terminating his $44 billion Twitter deal https://t.co/X1qiGld4bM pic.twitter.com/6gTTyn6yFV

— Reuters (@Reuters) July 8, 2022

see he does know how to pull out

Ahhh, so Elon does know how to pull out after all

— MisterZofter (@Zoftwarz) July 8, 2022

ha! he still has to pay them a billion to weasel out, right? Twitter might actually turn a modest profit in July

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/09/ELON.SPACEX.web_.jpg

Pouring one out for all the fascists who were waiting to get unbanned

He has to pay them $1 billion 10 years from now after everything is tied up in lawsuits in the meantime.

ha! he still has to pay them a billion to weasel out, right? Twitter might actually turn a modest profit in July

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, July 8, 2022 5:39 PM (four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

according to the contract he still has to pay the entire cost and in fact buy the company, the billion termination fee is for if somehow he couldnt get the deal done his financing fell through or whatever, but of course hes the richest man in the world so he can just buy twitter out of pocket which he has agreed to do

Be funny if they banned him

he can go to court maybe twitter will get sick of him and say fuck it but it seems like people who know what theyre talking about are saying this is a very open and shut case, he has agreed to buy the company

Here’s the letter

Oh, the billable hours.

This will free up funds for his hostile takeover of ILXor, we're all in for a big payout

doesn't sound very hostile

would he even be the worst poster?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarndyce_and_Jarndyce

would he even be the worst poster?

see you in the court of chancery bitch

The Twitter Board is committed to closing the transaction on the price and terms agreed upon with Mr. Musk and plans to pursue legal action to enforce the merger agreement. We are confident we will prevail in the Delaware Court of Chancery.

— Bret Taylor (@btaylor) July 8, 2022

Banning him would be bad for business and probably bad for their soon to be lawsuit somehow but god would it be funny.

ok it is pretty funny that all of Trumpland is mad at him now too

He should pour billions of dollars into the Libertarians.

But for an accident of birth we could have a Musk/Yang '24 campaign.

remember when everyone was excited about Kanye running in 2020 cuz it might peel off some of the Trump votes

I think Elon could actually do it

we'll never get to find out

jarndyce & jarndyce concludes when the money at issue is finally entirely eaten up by court costs

this might be a way down the road -- and it also might not be as far down as musk fronts it -- but it would be an amusing conclusion: EM fully beggars himself with years of litigation lol 🤞🏽

smartest businessman in the world spends billions on not buying something

It’s notes you don’t play