Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Total and complete dud.

he is a very strong and confident man. you can tell by the courage of those around him to do the right thing

He would never fall off a bike

The minibar Diet Coke

chekhov's ketchup pic.twitter.com/jctMvHKI8j

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) June 28, 2022

not a parody, also maybe one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen

The January 6th committee should cancel its upcoming hearings out of respect for President Trump while he is in mourning for the loss of a great friend, Shinzo Abe.

— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) July 8, 2022

he's emotionally eating wasabi peas

Another: pic.twitter.com/9v1R6RwT7w

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) July 8, 2022

When he was a small child, Mr. Trump said, he went with his family to the Hamptons. While there, he acted at Gosman’s (Montauk’s best-known seafood spot) in a way that “exceeded the limits” of everyone’s patience. His mother, he said, took him to the bathroom and showed him “what Eastern European discipline was really all about.”

When it was over, he said, she told him, “And if you cry, we’re going to come back in here and do this again.”

The younger Mr. Trump — whose fiancée, the former Fox News personality Kimberly Guilfoyle, sat across the aisle from him — told another story about his sister Ivanka destroying a very pricey chandelier while playing in the house with a beach ball. “Ivanka managed to quickly convince my mother that it was me,” he said.

That time, the “remedy,” as he put it, was a “wooden spoon,” and what made his mother even more irate as she spanked him was his fervent denial of having played any role in the misbehavior. “Not only had I broken the chandelier, but now I was also lying to her,” he said.

But by the time she realized he was telling the truth, Mr. Trump said, she was “too tired to deal with Ivanka.”

...and if they really got out of line, they'd get spanked with rolled-up magazines with father on the cover!

(CNN) - Former first lady Melania Trump said in a new interview with Fox that she was "unaware" of the ongoing riot on January 6, 2021, because she was too busy photographing a rug in the White House. https://t.co/9xFG7WfB82

— Sarah Boxer (@Sarah_Boxer) July 21, 2022

i believe her

It really tied the room together

Then she was going to Hang the drapes! Hang the drapes!

she couldn’t see the riot for the rug, as the saying goes

It takes a maga riot to get me to be best, right now

I don't think I've ever felt deeper passive aggression vibes from anyone than from Melania Trump

cannot imagine the fathomless well of rage she would have accumulated, married to Asshole

Oh, I'm not expressing a scintilla of sympathy for her, fuck her

she seems vapid, incurious and self-absorbed, hates her husband, likes being rich, and that's pretty much it. I've never found anything more likeable about her than her husband except that it's not possible to be as unlikeable as her husband.

I mean she doesn't seem to have the desire to inflict horrible things on others so I guess that's a plus

Apparently by many accounts she is a horrible person and perfectly matched to her (check) mate.

She enabled him his entire presidency. Nothing stops her from leaving other than whatever less than favorable prenup she probably has that would require downgrading her lifestyle. Is there any evidence of her being a kind or caring person in any sense? How do we know she's not cruel? She kind of looks cruel.

Focking Christmas

Is there any evidence of her being a kind or caring person in any sense?

Locking away her son in some tower?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/4f/Mother_Knows_Best.png/revision/latest?cb=20150214165256

Goddamit.

she's married to Trump.
she knows who he is.
she stayed married to him.
she's bad.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-allies-secret-plan-fire-thousands-govt-workers-2024-axios-2022-7?r=US&IR=T

I legit wonder if the rose garden has been fixed from the scorched earth abomination she created there.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mell4htB6U1rcb0d2o1_640.jpg

she's married to Trump.
she knows who he is.
she stayed married to him.
she's bad.

Basically Carmela Soprano's storyline over seven seasons.

Lol

Trump has kept his audience in Arizona waiting for nearly two hours now since Kari Lake wrapped up her warmup speech. He was supposed to start more than a half hour ago. Gonna be a late night.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022

DT pulling an Axl.

Chinese Fascism

Diet Coke Tongue

Got em in a coma

Nobody puts baby in a coma.

Trump was booed at his Arizona rally for his endorsement of a congressional candidate. He seemed taken aback, and asked the crowd, "But you like me, right?"

Really, that's Trump in a nutshell. It would be pathetic if he weren't such an asshole.

He also....prematured onstage?

pic.twitter.com/W1wOibrX5C

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022

Levez vos skinny fists comme antennas to heaven

nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands

god what a pathetic fuck

I'll refrain from posting the Rupar vids, but today at the turning point conference, both DJTJ and DT brought up the ramp thing at length.

And Matt Gaetz went off on a tear about "women who look like thumbs" shouldn't worry about abortion, because no one wants to impregnate them.

Every once in a while, you meet someone who would have benefited from getting his ass kicked sometime in adolescence.

After Trump endorsed his opponent at his latest Arizona rally, Republican candidate Ron Watkins, whose website platformed Q, revealed he declined Trump’s endorsement requirements:

1. Invest a million dollars into the campaign.
2. Hire a “specific person” at $10K/mo pic.twitter.com/Kk6CHMIcek

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 24, 2022

classic Trump

grift recognize grift

And Matt Gaetz went off on a tear about "women who look like thumbs" shouldn't worry about abortion, because no one wants to impregnate them.

Every once in a while, you meet someone who would have benefited from getting his ass kicked sometime in adolescence.

Donald Trump is basically the quiet part loud personified.

"Remember I said we're going to save Christmas, Merry Christmas, we saved Merry Christmas didn't we, the department store... said don't buy if they don't have... Merry Christmas, they were... told it's not good...they want to get rid of Christopher Columbus but more importantly Merry Christmas but they say Merry Christmas again don't they, right? Whole different thing..."

Of course it's real.