Lol @ Ross Kemp

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I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

That is awesome.

ailsa, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I smell a "Best Original Concept" award coming up at whatever stupid awards they give to blogs.

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank god somebody re-upped this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsApDcW1ng

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Screen grab it, print it, fold it.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

When your hobby becomes your job

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

tbf to Kemp I look much the same most mornings

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Sometimes I’d review the third episode with an actor – no director present.

On the occasion of the uniform episode, I’d invited Ross Kemp.

I gave him sugared coffee and my most comfortable chair. I turned the TV towards him so the screen wouldn’t flare with the sun finding gaps in the BBC blinds.

We watched in parallel and, apart from my scribbling and his laboured breathing, in silence.

A silence broken as the scissors sliced the khaki.

For a moment, I thought the sound guys had gone overboard with stereo effects. But no - in my right ear I had Grant sobbing on the marital bed and in my left ear Ross sobbing in my comfortable chair.

The actor had been overwhelmed by his own performance.

“Am I really as good I as I think I am?” he asked, shaking the tears from his big round eyes.

boxedjoy, Thursday, 6 August 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link


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