Elon Musk

xp. they're often reviewed like this guy reviews tools, i.e. without telling you what it is like to own and use them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GTJMhJuL68

Road noise is legit, though. I drove my ex-roomie's Wrangler when I helped her move four hours away and even with a hard top the ambient noise was giving me a headache - and I was driving a utilitarian work pickup at the time.

Volvo used to have an unparalleled reputation for safety, right?

I think Saab actually tested better, but Volvo was more than happy to have people circulate this idea

(I've always had a weird, unjustified love for Saabs, which I'm sure would be dashed if I actually owned one)

Saabs are forever associated with the Clickhole "Garbage Sons" article for me now.

https://www.classicargarage.com/assets/images/f/saab-sonett-2-1967-two-stroke-red-rouge-rot-rood-02-3162057f.jpg

A 2-stroke 3 cylinder motor? gimme a break, of course I'm in love

not drive my car? xp

No, "I don't cry. I Saab"

"FIAT" stands for "Fix It Again, Tony"

Found On Road Dead

Terrifying Electric Shitty Loser Asshole

The ignition on the floor novelty of slaabs would be lost in an age of fobs what wld they do to bring back the mystique

I admire Elon Musk, but the real People of the Year are the doctors, nurses, first responders, and scientists who have worked so gallantly—there is no other word—to fight this deadly, constantly transforming virus.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 21, 2021

Lost me at "admire".

So how much money has Tesla lost from Musk's Bitcoin investment now?

~$600m

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musk-son-files-change-201451698.html

Happy Father’s Day Elon

the fact he has a trans kid puts an even more dire context on all his bullshit

congrats, not your kid anymore. hope she’s doing great and no one bothers her about the shithead birth father

4 things that deserve each other
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sgifcv/elon_musk_jordan_peterson_joe_rogan_and_the/

nightmare blunt rotation

he hasn't tweeted for over a week. hope he's ok.

if by "ok" you mean "being eaten slowly by very lazy but hungry feral hogs"

he's probably taking a sex tourism trip somewhere with a couple of big GOP donors/game hunters while he waits for a fresh hair transplant to heal.

in other words "self care"

I'm referring to him as Buck ROdgers from now on

Strong "I did it 35 minutes ago" energy

Without a common goal,
humanity will fight itself

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 6, 2022

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

Musk deserves a boot to the head.

That's just a "Gabbo!!" tweet where the Big Reveal is "SpaceX!!"

“and that ‘common goal’, funnily enough, is making me and people like me richer and more powerful. yeah I know, seems crazy, but that’s just like, how it is man”

he hasn't tweeted for over a week. hope he's ok.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 30, 2022 1:34 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

If Musk is the Howard Hughes of our time, could he be having a storing-urine-in-bottles phase?

okay!

this mf loves having kids https://t.co/CcyI1bP21H

— jordan (@JordanUhl) July 6, 2022

lmao i've met her. chriiiist.

Musk, who has been an outspoken advocate of bringing more babies into the world, now has nine known children.

https://bsmedia.business-standard.com/_media/bs/img/article/2022-04/08/full/1649401646-6642.jpg

"Who wants to get pregnant!?!

Seriously, I'm ready to go. This cowboy hat just _does it_ for me."

more begats than Genesis

Page Six exclusively reported in September 2021 that Musk and Grimes had broken up.

yeah well having twins with an employee can definitely strain a relationship

Pffft! At this rate he'll never catch up with Genghis Khan.

xp
Ha, I googled the same thing but didn't post because I figured it was common knowledge.

“Known children” is a red flag imo

Yeah, it's probably pretty doubtful he knows them.

The story specifically cites him as saying he doesn’t really have anything to do with his young children, that’s the mother’s job, but he expects that when they’re in their teens he’ll take them to (eg) look at the Great Wall and terracotta warriors if he has business meetings in China.

that sounds really, really, really bad for the kids.

Probably better than being around him lots, tbf.

Imagine the sounds he makes when he cums.

“That was epic”

I don’t get it… does Tesla manufacture his condoms too?

— Extra Sauce Queen Li’l 🌳 (@karengeier) July 6, 2022

zing!

Man I just do not like the new MST.

“That was epic”

Ugh I always get stray abandoned sentences in there