Elon Musk

Two of my siblings got violently T-boned in a Volvo 700 series sedan in the '90s, and the state transportation safety board sent investigators to look at the wreck to see how it was possible that anyone survived it completely uninjured. Idk about these days, I haven't kept up.

Volvo used to have an unparalleled reputation for safety, right?

basically all cars are safer at least in construction than the best volvo of the 1990s, they way in which theyre not safer is theyre all huge and fast now

the tesla interior, minus the dash screens, reminded me of a Saturn lol

interesting blog post https://danluu.com/car-safety/

i saw someone online say they rode in one recently and were shocked by how theres just nothing in it, said it reminded them of a bachelor apartment with no art on the walls, which makes sense considering their fan base lol

That's def. one of the things one of my Tesla friends likes about it, the cleanness of it all (which somewhat mitigates the cheapness of it all). Which is all moot, because it's only a matter of time before Musk starts selling targeted ads for their touch screens.

"For just $5 a month extra, you can use your touch screen ad-free!"

ive heard them called minimalist which is such an insult to minimalism

Volvo used to have an unparalleled reputation for safety, right?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 17, 2022 6:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

That's why we had a couple and my sister drives one now. It did get bigger, as caek said--now she has some kind of SUV. But she also has 3 kids, 2 in carseats, which wouldn't have fit in the 740.

I suppose no passenger car is going to save you when you rear-end a tractor-trailer at high speed.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZEfjXP.png

crazy thing is the usa had been making steady long term gains in driving safety until it just wasnt, a lot of the recent flattening is prob due to increasing car size, but that last lil upward blip might be because the pandemic drove people crazy

can confirm that, I was out driving around town last weekend and thought I was driving bad, then I saw two separate incidents of cars blowing through red lights on the way home

yeah also the police have been on strike

also the gains stop when smartphones were introduced.

yeah good call

i don't know how to reveal this to humanity, because it is incredibly bad news, but i dumped all the car fatality data into Numbers and ran a 6th order polynomial trendline on it, and ...we're all going to die next year

ah well it could be worse

idk I think the fact there's nothing on the dashboard except the screen is kinda cool

until the screen goes dark for some unknown reason

Whenever I read any cars reviews (infrequent) they always bring up all sorts of shit I never considered. Engine noise, road noise, how smooth it shifts, etc. I'm so used to just driving utilitarian cars.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 17, 2022 2:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The one time I was actively shopping for a car, I remember rapidly realizing that reading any kind of professional car review was completely pointless because they are all written by car fetishists. Would have loved to find some resource for people who need to buy a car because they need to buy a car and just for people who are really into cars.

Hasn't happened to us yet! xp

xp. they're often reviewed like this guy reviews tools, i.e. without telling you what it is like to own and use them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GTJMhJuL68

Road noise is legit, though. I drove my ex-roomie's Wrangler when I helped her move four hours away and even with a hard top the ambient noise was giving me a headache - and I was driving a utilitarian work pickup at the time.

Volvo used to have an unparalleled reputation for safety, right?

I think Saab actually tested better, but Volvo was more than happy to have people circulate this idea

(I've always had a weird, unjustified love for Saabs, which I'm sure would be dashed if I actually owned one)

Saabs are forever associated with the Clickhole "Garbage Sons" article for me now.

https://www.classicargarage.com/assets/images/f/saab-sonett-2-1967-two-stroke-red-rouge-rot-rood-02-3162057f.jpg

A 2-stroke 3 cylinder motor? gimme a break, of course I'm in love

not drive my car? xp

No, "I don't cry. I Saab"

"FIAT" stands for "Fix It Again, Tony"

Found On Road Dead

Terrifying Electric Shitty Loser Asshole

The ignition on the floor novelty of slaabs would be lost in an age of fobs what wld they do to bring back the mystique

I admire Elon Musk, but the real People of the Year are the doctors, nurses, first responders, and scientists who have worked so gallantly—there is no other word—to fight this deadly, constantly transforming virus.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 21, 2021

Lost me at "admire".

So how much money has Tesla lost from Musk's Bitcoin investment now?

~$600m

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musk-son-files-change-201451698.html

Happy Father’s Day Elon

the fact he has a trans kid puts an even more dire context on all his bullshit

congrats, not your kid anymore. hope she’s doing great and no one bothers her about the shithead birth father

4 things that deserve each other
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sgifcv/elon_musk_jordan_peterson_joe_rogan_and_the/

nightmare blunt rotation

he hasn't tweeted for over a week. hope he's ok.

if by "ok" you mean "being eaten slowly by very lazy but hungry feral hogs"

he's probably taking a sex tourism trip somewhere with a couple of big GOP donors/game hunters while he waits for a fresh hair transplant to heal.

in other words "self care"

I'm referring to him as Buck ROdgers from now on

Strong "I did it 35 minutes ago" energy

Without a common goal,
humanity will fight itself

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 6, 2022

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

Musk deserves a boot to the head.