Elon Musk

lol in your face
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/716BidTlurL._AC_SL1400_.jpg

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

The message, sent on Thursday and titled "pause all hiring worldwide", came two days after the billionaire told staff to return to the workplace or leave

Just leave already, the robots will build each other and work 150 hours a week and they don't even care if the plant is racist

can I make a prediction right now that none of us will ever see this thing in our lifetimes

Lies. I just updated mine while driving my Cybertruck through The Boring Company tunnel to the airport this morning!

(should we be worried that the MiBro Supabad is a 'choking hazard'?)

im McLovin it

choking hazard in the sense that it may decide to start choking you

that's what I mean!! it has claws

can I make a prediction right now that none of us will ever see this thing in our lifetimes

― frogbs, Friday, June 3, 2022 9:49 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

id bet theyre not even actually working on it its just end stage musk hype, hes run out of things to hype up, you can only say full self driving is two years away for so long before people lose interest

yeah he's like an inexplicably popular hacky af sci-fi author now

Wish these creepy, terminally online Musk stans got into like, Asimov, instead.

saw a thread on twitter where someone posted screens of musk critical threads on various nerd sites reddit etc they said the stans are still around but the tide seems to have turned against him

well he's dicking around with twitter instead of space stations, of course they're gonna start drifting away

def a bad sign when Biden is landing zings

suspect also the hard right political turn prob didnt sit that well with a lot of people xp

his name was brought up at the record store the other day and the responses were "I am so fucking sick of hearing about that whiny idiot" and "I hope his rocket blows up with him inside" which is uh not how people were talking about him a couple years ago

xp
yeah I imagine a lot of his core stans are the kind of people who bristle at everything being "political"

he shouldve stayed in his lane, how unfortunate

also you can only promise the moon and not deliver so many times before people get fed up

yeah scamming is fundamentally unsustainable, feel like he couldve or maybe still can thread the needle where he scams to keep the tesla stock price high long enough to reap the benefits but then at some point it becomes a normal profitable company with a normal stock price, but idk its prob not in his nature

Wish these creepy, terminally online Musk stans got into like, Asimov, instead.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, June 3, 2022 12:25 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I love Asimov but I'll bet he'd be the most annoying man on centenarian Twitter if he were alive today

Skip ahead to 6 minutes and you can see how that would have played out in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYMYPTNV8A

holy shit this is comedy that could not be more narrowcast directly at me, thank you

Asimov would be too busy picking apart the atrocities in the Foundation adaptation

lmao that is so good

I love Asimov but I'll bet he'd be the most annoying man on centenarian Twitter if he were alive today

This is absolutely true.

After reading Alec Nevala-Lee's Astounding I'd be happy if Asimov just stayed dead and buried.

Elon Musk’s father, Errol, says that Elon had to be hospitalized after he mocked the suicide of a schoolmate’s father and he pushed Musk down a flight of stairs pic.twitter.com/GCae5JlPj3

— Michael Ballaban (@Ballaban) June 4, 2022

Awesome writing — I thought Elon’s dad pushed him down the stairs

We should all get to push him down the stairs.

hush! hush! whisper who dares!
elon musk has just fallen downstairs

Self-pushing stairs should be with us in a couple of months

lol, as expected

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_sc13da.htm

Letter here https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_ex99-o.htm

this guy i swear

Alex Spiro! A Boston sports legend. Defended both Aaron Hernandez and Robert Kraft!

i'm very glad I'm not an employee of twitter, this shit must be excruciating

dude is turning into a fine Trump-ian businessman

This is just the billionare equivalent of drunk-buying (or in Elon's case, on a coke binge) something online and regretting it.

he's just playing the (E)long game

As noted in our previous correspondence, Mr. Musk will of course comply with the restrictions provided under Section 6.4, including by ensuring that anyone reviewing the data is bound by a non-disclosure agreement....

narrator: no he won't

It's going to turn out that the kid of pushed Musk down the stairs was actually a time traveler from the future

it was older Elon Musk

his son with grimes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cable_%28Nathan_Summers%29.png

The Tesla CEO now believes Twitter is "transparently refusing to comply" with the terms they agreed to, "which is causing further suspicion that the company is withholding the requested data due to concern for what Mr. Musk's own analysis of that data will uncover."

The move adds to speculation that Musk is trying to wriggle free of the agreement, which comes with a $1 billion breakup fee, though his past tweets suggest he may try to get around that cost.

I didn't order anchovies, no way I'm paying for this pie

(after eating the pie)

Today I’m investigating Twitter for potentially misleading Texans on the number of its “bot” users. I have a duty to protect Texans if Twitter is misrepresenting how many accounts are fake to drive up their revenue.https://t.co/OZbwdV3pnY

— Texas Attorney General (@TXAG) June 6, 2022

lmao

it's like an AI bot wrote it

The lawyers are happy.