If you could pack up and move your whole life, where would you go?

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Florida's not quite but reaching the 'unbearable to be outside' phase. my mother got heat exhaustion just trying to see Paul McCartney last weekend, and this was as the sun was setting.

I feel like one of those cheap CVS misters is a required purchase here

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 June 2022 01:17 (one year ago) link

I grew up near Buffalo on the Canadian border. The joke there was that Buffalo had two seasons, winter and the 4th of July. It wasn't really true, but warm summer nights were valued

I read a version of that joke in a Jim Harrison book, describing the Upper Peninsula of Michigan as having two seasons, August and winter. He described sitting in a pickup truck with the engine running and the heat blasting to watch Fourth of July fireworks.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 2 June 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

Florida's heat is still more manageable than DC or New Orleans if you're on the coast.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 June 2022 02:37 (one year ago) link

My dad grew up in northern Wisconsin and his version was "ten months of winter and two months of tough sledding".

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

Buffalo isn't so cold, though, because there's always a house on fire nearby.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:12 (one year ago) link

not sure what that refers to tbh

Dan S, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:17 (one year ago) link

70s news broadcasts on WIVB and WKBW that seemed to be nothing but house fires in Tonawanda and Cheektowaga, night after night.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link

I remember that being a thing in Detroit in the 70s - Devil's Night - but not in Tonawanda or Cheektowaga

we got hit really hard by the lake-effect winter snow coming from the west over Lake Erie

Dan S, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:29 (one year ago) link

This thread makes me think of Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates. The author treats the couple's plan to move to Paris as the embodiment of deluded wishing, but then he also treats a poorly-performed amateur play as a crushing humiliation. So to avoid extreme pessimism, perhaps stay away from this book while thinking of living elsewhere.

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 03:02 (yesterday) link

ha, that's hilarious. i hadn't heard of that book til now, but it basically sounds like paris syndrome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link

Finland:

it's either dark all the time or light all the time
everything just seems to work perfectly
death metal is normcore
even the tiniest apartment has a sauna and you will see everyone you know fully naked
the most popular flavour for any foodstuff is salted licorice
everyone is surprisingly open and friendly, in a quiet reserved sort of way, but all of them carry big knives

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, May 30, 2022 4:07 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i can't tell if you like or dislike those things, but all that sounds awesome to me

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:35 (one year ago) link

Also: rampant alcoholism, I gather.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:44 (one year ago) link

not even in the top 10

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/alcoholism-by-country

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 2 June 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link

"If you could pack up and move your whole life, where would you go? "

1971

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Thursday, 2 June 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link

Odd that some countries with reputations for alcoholism, like Ireland and Iceland, rate much lower than South Korea or Latvia. Doesn't mean that alcoholism isn't a problem there, but that reputations are not a very good yardstick.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 2 June 2022 05:15 (one year ago) link

New Zealand is colonised?!

― gyac, Wednesday, June 1, 2022 2:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Like, it literally is? White people are the colonists there.

― gyac, Wednesday, June 1, 2022 2:34 PM (yesterday)

yeah, you're right ... but they'd be the 2nd, 3rd, whatever wave? Does that make it better? Do you feel like it's worse than being the first white boots on the ground? What if they're American, and are coming from another country where white people were the colonizers?

sarahell, Thursday, 2 June 2022 09:06 (one year ago) link

What?

gyac, Thursday, 2 June 2022 09:50 (one year ago) link

I guess sarahell is saying they wouldn't be doing a new colonisation. In essence, moving to NZ for a white American is just the same as moving somewhere else in the US - they are colonised lands but for generations have been majority of white-European heritage.

The original statement: At least the (mostly) educated white English-speakers of ILX are choosing places where they can be with those of their kind as opposed to colonizing / gentrifying?

I mean, this is entirely flawed, but it seems to suggest that moving to a pre-colonised place is somehow morally better than moving to another country that isn't predominantly white-European? The fear of being a new coloniser seems to be more heavy than the fear of perpetuating colonisation, not to mention the fear of becoming some sort of weird ethno-bubble?

emil.y, Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link

Well who would choose to be an outsider long term? Many of us are for whatever reason.. but the question is where would you go settle in if money is no object

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:26 (one year ago) link

Oh yeah, I'm not talking about the practical reasons anyone might have for their choice, and personally I'm absolutely not judging anyone for their choices! However, the statement that seems to have caught attention very much seems to be concerned with the morality of the moves people might make. As though there's a wider guiding principle that people should take into consideration. I feel like it's reasonable to pick up on that and question it.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:32 (one year ago) link

itt people seeking their tribe

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:36 (one year ago) link

my dreams of moving somewhere else are predicated on going somewhere to be an alien

hello duckness my old friend (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link

i probably would've made a pretty good Fin

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link

xp I've done it, it can be a great time. But it's rare to want to stay like that

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:38 (one year ago) link

am i wrong in thinking the question isn't talking about a few year jaunt?

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link

NV, one of my more feasible dreams of moving is actually to Hull. Pretty much entirely b/c it's one of the only places I could maybe afford to buy a place to live. Also, Spiders.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link

I once registered with a mutual exchange council home swap site and was looking for somewhere by the sea, even places with bad reps like Grismby or Filey but there weren't many wanting to move my way. Then I found someone with family in my area and willing to swap this way on the Isle of Man and their description of the house made it sound amazing, it had a sea facing back garden and apparently you could see the Milky Way on a clear night. But I felt like I'd end up getting murdered or chased into the sea with pitchforks and turned it down.

calzino, Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link

i fear Spiders is not what it was

hello duckness my old friend (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link

Weren't they still birching people on the Isle of Man until ludicrously recently?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:08 (one year ago) link

that wouldn't surprise me

calzino, Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:09 (one year ago) link

Not that recently but recently enough:

The Isle of Man (a small island between Britain and Ireland with its own legal system as a British Crown dependency) caused a good deal of controversy by continuing to birch young offenders until 1976.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:09 (one year ago) link

I guess sarahell is saying they wouldn't be doing a new colonisation. In essence, moving to NZ for a white American is just the same as moving somewhere else in the US - they are colonised lands but for generations have been majority of white-European heritage.

The original statement: _At least the (mostly) educated white English-speakers of ILX are choosing places where they can be with those of their kind as opposed to colonizing / gentrifying?_

I mean, this is entirely flawed, but it seems to suggest that moving to a pre-colonised place is somehow morally better than moving to another country that isn't predominantly white-European? The fear of being a new coloniser seems to be more heavy than the fear of perpetuating colonisation, not to mention the fear of becoming some sort of weird ethno-bubble?


Well I wasn’t the one introducing the argument in the first place, there’s nowhere new on this world so…?

gyac, Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:17 (one year ago) link

My argument is don’t call NZ a white country in the sense its indigenous people are white - unlike, idk Ireland, where we actually are - and then say that moving there is to be with fellow elite people and it’s not colonising. I’m not sure modern day Māori much care about the motives of white westerners pricing them out or what wave of colonialism we’re splitting hairs on, you know?

gyac, Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:23 (one year ago) link

fellow white, lol, thanks autocorrect

gyac, Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:23 (one year ago) link

I love my house and immediate neighborhood, like an approximately one-square-mile area that has my preferred bars and shops and whatnot.

However, it would be nice if it were mounted on gigantic rails and could be moved to approximately the latitude of Savannah, Georgia in February.
Then slide it to approximately to the latitude of Freeport, Maine in August. Perhaps do this gradually, so that it's pretty much always late spring or early autumn.

Every couple of years it might be fun to have it transferred to a huge barge and towed to the vicinity of Aruba, or Cap D'Antibes, or Venice.

Or, alternatively, just keep it on a barge and move it lazily up and down the US east coast, near enough to run day excursions to art museums in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Washington, etc.

I am just a squirrel in the world (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 June 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link

gyac, I agree with what you're saying. I was just trying to expand on the point that I thought was being made and pick it apart a little. The picking apart wasn't really directed at a specific argument, just my thoughts on the questions brought up.

More thoughts: I do think that the morality of moving isn't all that simple - I believe in open borders, free travel and the broadening of cultural horizons, but is that extricable from the history of colonialism and current structures of privilege? Can I say "culture should be shared" when I come from a country that is notorious for stealing and stifling it?

I guess maybe I should move this to another thread, though, if it seems a bit heavy on this one?

emil.y, Thursday, 2 June 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link

the question is framed to imagine that you alone have this wonderful power to go and live anyplace you please

it would be an interesting thought experiment to ask if everyone in the world was given this right and, somehow, the resources, what would that look like, and what do you see yourself doing?

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

(Don’t say a bouncy room covered on all six sides with bouncy rubber material, don’t say a bouncy room covered on all six sides with bouncy rubber material)

a bouncy room covered on all six sides with bouncy rubber material, fuck!

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 June 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link

could be one of the safer places to be

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 2 June 2022 14:25 (one year ago) link

My argument is don’t call NZ a white country in the sense its indigenous people are white

that wasn't my intent ... but I am glad that you brought it up.

sarahell, Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:10 (one year ago) link

I'd think twice about Wales, if any of you were considering it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10876967/Firebombing-threat-Welsh-holiday-homes-amid-fury-spiralling-house-prices.html

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:16 (one year ago) link

old bustedness: "Reject humanity, return to monke."

new hotness: "Reject housing, embrace bouncy."

Okay but can the bouncy room be in zero-G as well?

Because I totally want a bouncy castle that is also in space

You're a little late, I'm already Rip Torn (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

(xp) Though as long as you're not English you might be fine.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link

you will likely have to get a special insurance policy for the bouncy castle ... regular property insurance will likely not cover it.

sarahell, Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link

now I'm wondering what would happen if you filled a moon bounce with helium

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

I want to know, and also, this is why the US stopped going to the moon in the 1970s. Once the bouncy castle experiment was even brought up, barely, that one time, funding was pulled

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 June 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link

now we're talking

mh, Thursday, 2 June 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

You know that cardboard cat castle rents for $3,000 a month in Palo Alto

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 June 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

a bargain at $2,950 in Park Slope tho

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 June 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

now I'm wondering what would happen if you filled a moon bounce with helium

― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin)

Bubble Boy showed how that worked out.

nickn, Thursday, 2 June 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link


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