Elon Musk

With subscriptions funded by the HEI Network, and supported by his loving wife Toni, Heidecker unveiled one tremendous plan after another — there were Hei Points, which Heidecker described as “the U.S. dollar 2.0”; Hei-lot Season, in which his various friends make pilots to run on the network; and perhaps most grandiose of all, the Hei Ranch, which at the moment is 25 acres of sand but will, after a 10-year plan, be a fully functioning society.

even just reading on cinema summaries is almost as good as the real thing. if only elon could be more like this, rather than like kendall

you both should watch more shows

Somebody's on another meth binge.

i dont like shows theres too many shows too many episodes theyre mostly pretty bad too i cant be involved in all that

lol

shows, episodes, things of that nature

you both should watch more shows

maybe you should watch less shows, ayoo

FEWER

:)

i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me."

— wint (@dril) May 21, 2022

weird dude clearly pretty unstable

kicking in chairs and knocking down tables

How hardcore are you, bro?

kind of tired of people thinking individual elon statements mean something as if they’re not just part of him doing an ongoing bit

Tesla stock down another 8% today, lol

~$25 shy of where it was a year ago

which is to say its down almost 50% since november

is he still the wealthiest man in the world?

not that he ever *really* was

just googled it and seems like yes

what none of you know is that there is this one really rich guy who has been waiting for his moment

its me i sold magic beans to jeff bezos

...but who is the wealthiest man in the metaverse ?

I'm talkin with the man in the meta
I'm asking him to change his ways

lol

Elon Musk on remote work

May 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h

— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022

When was the last time Tesla shipped a great new product?

I mean, I like Tesla! But -- they came up with a thing a while ago, they've been doing the thing. I guess maybe there's going to be a truck but it keeps getting delayed?

theres not going to be a truck, at least not that "cyber" truck

wonder if tesla had an intervention to convince him no one wants his weird childs drawing truck

Must make exciting products to cover my overpay

Hey, i liked cyber truk

But only because it didn’t look like a vehicle.

In retrospect that was one of my least popular opinions, haha

more of a folk art vibe

i liked it because it looks like something you would drive in a dystopia

was certain this bump would be about this absolute asshole shitting on marginalized people again

pic.twitter.com/G83vCrHHJf

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 31, 2022

I don't even get what that means

(yes, there is an argument about the fake facade of big corporations changing their social media avatars for one month but otherwise not giving a shit about marginalized people, but this fuckin' guy has not earned my belief that this is what he's trying to say with this shitposting)

xp Is it an angry white man about to be pummelled by a sandstorm of pride-endorsing corporations, or is the sandstorm sweeping away the pride-endorsing corporations?

and why is there only half a white man?

it's pretty clear at this point that shitting on marginalized people is this asshole's main deal

idk id say its more of a side hustle

need to check where that friend of mine who was working at tesla (thought he still was?!) is at, because as far as I know, he was cleared for 100% remote work a couple months back. maybe elon's just... making shit up?

xp could go either way I think

Elon Musk on remote work

“omg the future is going to be sooo sick *squeeee*”

-musk stans, probably

I really wish this guy would just die in one of his fucking rockets already

need to check where that friend of mine who was working at tesla (thought he still was?!) is at, because as far as I know, he was cleared for 100% remote work a couple months back. maybe elon's just... making shit up?

people are freaking out on blind fwiw

lol

🐦[Elon Musk on remote work

May 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h🕸
— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022🕸]🐦

yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are

I'm also just going to say: fuck Teslas.

yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are

meta mandated a return to work a month or two back and ... nobody came in. i am like the only person on my floor. it's spooky but super productive!

lmao

yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are

I still think this might largely be the case, but it seems less so with each passing month. I keep hearing from friends that their wfh/remote options are either being rescinded entirely or severely reduced. In lots of markets it seems like the landlords and business park owners are whining about lost income in the right ears or something.