Elon Musk

Why are you even caring at this point, this guy never intended to buy Twitter in the first place. It would be news if he actually goes through with it.

Elon's squirming for an exit strategy... let's watch him squirm

eh, let's try not to. watching elon musk do anything is like watching someone take a shit on the sidewalk. you get further from the light and he likes it. (same with piers morgan.)

Hello @SECGov, anyone home?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 17, 2022

as far as trolling go, this isn't quite doing it for me - too obvious

i want to be a judge chancellor on the to be on the delaware court of chancery

oops sorry for typos

do you need to know how to write a sentence to work there? also how long do you need to live in delaware before being appointed

its cool just come in on monday

they shouldn't be required to live in delaware, none of the corporations do lol

also delaware sucks iirc???

certainly no one should be required to live in delaware

do you need to know how to write a sentence to work there?

let's face it, you don't really need to know how to write a sentence to work anywhere. i'm sure there are certain presidential memos that are like "rrrigggim slaggim!"

and then the aide is like "hmm...let's arrange a briefing on pasta sauce options" as the president licks their lips

*aide prints the relevant ilx poll thread*

watching elon musk do anything is like watching someone take a shit on the sidewalk

perfect

I pity the lawyer that has to explain how a poop emoji constitutes a disparaging remark and a violation of the acquisition deal in this context. Oh wait, that's me. pic.twitter.com/PiyQlUb6mW

— Alejandra Caraballo 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 (@Esqueer_) May 16, 2022

also delaware sucks iirc???

The beaches are lovely

No Rehoboth fans?

jinx

Tax free shopping. Dogfish Head. Thrasher’s French Fries. Scrapple. The screen door factory.

We are Delaware of the charms of the First State.

Briefly the home of Bob Marley.

i am sorry i insulted delaware. i will try to do better in the future.

jupiter records is a great lil record shop

i dont know anything about that state barely even delaware it is

Delaware's worth was debated on this important thread

Delaware vs. Rhode Island

Look at me, talking about Delaware 16 years ago in that thread. Anyway, back to your musking.

While musking is no longer mandated, musking is still recommended.

this shouldn’t be read as indictment of the entire state but I spent the weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas in Wilmington a few years ago and would not recommend

"Was really looking forward to this deal, but hey the SEC srsly dropped the ball, anyway check out this hydrogen powered rideshare unicycle right over here!"

It would be great if this fuckup finally destroyed his cult, but it won't.

i am sorry i insulted delaware. i will try to do better in the future.

lol. A+. very sly ambiguity there.

he's essentially the next Trump, or maybe he has been for a while, seems obvious at this point that his whole thing is doing/saying dumb shit & failing to deliver on anything but never experiencing any consequences as a result. ahhh, to be a rich shitposter

https://i.imgur.com/rn3fxcu.png

really cant imagine wanting to go from a universally lauded super rich celebrity to a loathed by half the people politicized super rich celebrity

guess he thinks his magic touch with business/celebrity media will carry over to stuff people actually care about good luck buddy

thank goodness he's disqualified for the presidency by virtue of his birthplace

nonzero chance that he runs anyway and everyone on the right, including all the Trump-picked judges, just ignore that rule entirely

doing what trump did isnt easy i doubt elon has the ability to serve the red meat but it is nice to not really have to worry about it

NEW: Elon Musk says he’ll vote for Republicans this year because “the Democratic Party is overly controlled by the unions and…class-action lawyers.”

Musk is a notorious union-buster & was hit with a class-action lawsuit from 1k Black workers who alleged rampant racism at Tesla. pic.twitter.com/2SEUBTgDXm

— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) May 18, 2022

hahaha this guy is so shook. fuckin guy

you crying about unions now you big kingpin? boo hoo hoo

guy only likes playing monopoly if he starts with more money than everybody else otherwise he cries about it

"unions are just another form of monopoly" lol

If only the Democratic Party were controlled by unions.

i should be allowed to throw this guy in the ocean its fair

Bringing up reactionary greatest hits with 'class-action lawyers' - he's going to start making tort reform memes.

Put him in a bag first and let people whack it with sticks.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/03/cars/tesla-buyer-politics/index.html

unfortunate that Tesla buyer demographics aren't worse for him going down this path