Elon Musk

twitter shd ban him

as a bot

no no no. pleas, elon. keep tweeting.

Agreed, nothing wrong with posting.

column is incorrect. he should post even more https://t.co/aXDI2IsnBS

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) May 16, 2022

always clapemoji be clapemoji posting clapemoji

20% fake/spam accounts, while 4 times what Twitter claims, could be *much* higher.

My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate.

Yesterday, Twitter’s CEO publicly refused to show proof of <5%.

This deal cannot move forward until he does.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 17, 2022

unfortunately, the legal agreement he said does not provide that for that - any misrepresentation in twitter's public filings must rise to the level of a material adverse effect, and Delaware courts have traditionally found that to be a *very* high standard (sort of the equivalent of, idk, a nuke going off). if twitter litigates this, the courts will not be sympathetic to elon!

lmao dis guy

Have we though about DMing all the Twitter accounts with a quick “are you real?”

Would only take a couple days tops

are you even a person bro

hey now ho now inactive/abandoned accounts would be bigger numbers still

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000119312522152250/d283119dprem14a.htm

Still later on April 25, 2022, following the meeting of the Twitter Board, the applicable parties executed the merger agreement and the limited guarantee and Parent delivered to Twitter fully executed revised versions of the debt commitment letter, margin loan commitment letter and equity commitment letter. Promptly following execution of the merger agreement, Twitter and Mr. Musk publicly announced the merger agreement and the merger.

when elon filed his commitment papers they were not countersigned by elon. now presumably they are - he is legally obligated to fund!

also classic lawyer statement:

Elon Musk is an active user of the Twitter platform.

It is completely normal to conduct due diligence for $xB deal through social media.

Why are you even caring at this point, this guy never intended to buy Twitter in the first place. It would be news if he actually goes through with it.

Elon's squirming for an exit strategy... let's watch him squirm

eh, let's try not to. watching elon musk do anything is like watching someone take a shit on the sidewalk. you get further from the light and he likes it. (same with piers morgan.)

Hello @SECGov, anyone home?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 17, 2022

as far as trolling go, this isn't quite doing it for me - too obvious

i want to be a judge chancellor on the to be on the delaware court of chancery

oops sorry for typos

do you need to know how to write a sentence to work there? also how long do you need to live in delaware before being appointed

its cool just come in on monday

they shouldn't be required to live in delaware, none of the corporations do lol

also delaware sucks iirc???

certainly no one should be required to live in delaware

do you need to know how to write a sentence to work there?

let's face it, you don't really need to know how to write a sentence to work anywhere. i'm sure there are certain presidential memos that are like "rrrigggim slaggim!"

and then the aide is like "hmm...let's arrange a briefing on pasta sauce options" as the president licks their lips

*aide prints the relevant ilx poll thread*

watching elon musk do anything is like watching someone take a shit on the sidewalk

perfect

I pity the lawyer that has to explain how a poop emoji constitutes a disparaging remark and a violation of the acquisition deal in this context. Oh wait, that's me. pic.twitter.com/PiyQlUb6mW

— Alejandra Caraballo 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 (@Esqueer_) May 16, 2022

also delaware sucks iirc???

The beaches are lovely

No Rehoboth fans?

jinx

Tax free shopping. Dogfish Head. Thrasher’s French Fries. Scrapple. The screen door factory.

We are Delaware of the charms of the First State.

Briefly the home of Bob Marley.

i am sorry i insulted delaware. i will try to do better in the future.

jupiter records is a great lil record shop

i dont know anything about that state barely even delaware it is

Delaware's worth was debated on this important thread

Delaware vs. Rhode Island

Look at me, talking about Delaware 16 years ago in that thread. Anyway, back to your musking.

While musking is no longer mandated, musking is still recommended.

this shouldn’t be read as indictment of the entire state but I spent the weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas in Wilmington a few years ago and would not recommend

"Was really looking forward to this deal, but hey the SEC srsly dropped the ball, anyway check out this hydrogen powered rideshare unicycle right over here!"

It would be great if this fuckup finally destroyed his cult, but it won't.

i am sorry i insulted delaware. i will try to do better in the future.

lol. A+. very sly ambiguity there.

he's essentially the next Trump, or maybe he has been for a while, seems obvious at this point that his whole thing is doing/saying dumb shit & failing to deliver on anything but never experiencing any consequences as a result. ahhh, to be a rich shitposter

https://i.imgur.com/rn3fxcu.png

really cant imagine wanting to go from a universally lauded super rich celebrity to a loathed by half the people politicized super rich celebrity

guess he thinks his magic touch with business/celebrity media will carry over to stuff people actually care about good luck buddy