Elon Musk

Per https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/06/technology/elon-musk-twitter-pitch-deck.html “Stock-based compensation costs are also expected to rise to just over $3 billion by 2028, from $914 million in 2022.”

They’ve announced pending stock grants will be paid as cash based on the stock purchase price, so if cash is a problem then negotiating the purchase price down helps not just with how much he needs upfront but also the carrying costs.

that deck is completely insane

that thread i mentioned said that negotiated price reductions to avoid litigation over specific performance in other deals had been small like <%5

i do wonder if twtr employees will be given an option to roll over their equity comp into the private co, i think i read somewhere that musk may have been pitching privately that he'd re-ipo the company in 3-4 years a la private equity...

that deck is still certifiably insane tho, he's lucky he's taking the company private away from plaintiff's lawyers (but maybe one of his equity investors will feel so burned they'll sue him anyway if twtr crashes and burns as a private co)

First, let me state the obvious: spam harms the experience for real people on Twitter, and therefore can harm our business. As such, we are strongly incentivized to detect and remove as much spam as we possibly can, every single day. Anyone who suggests otherwise is just wrong.

— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) May 16, 2022

insane that musk's diligence expedition is taking place in public view with the CEO but i guess that's just elon for ya

the musk show

oh great now i have to explain to people that yes i understand that spam is bad

i do wonder if twtr employees will be given an option to roll over their equity comp into the private co, i think i read somewhere that musk may have been pitching privately that he'd re-ipo the company in 3-4 years a la private equity...

current stated existing RSU grants will vest on the original as cash @ $54.20, and purchase agreement promises (ha!) no further comp changes for 12 months after the deal closes. after that they're going to need to do something stock refresher like (i.e. additional perf related cash grants, or something like the weird "stock" thing they do at tesla), otherwise the $-focused people will leave and get paid market rate (i.e. lots more).

current stated plan*

i "get" what musk fans think they are doing when they troll twitter employees saying "you are such spoiled babies with your wellness grants and your standing desks, get ready for the real world". they're right. i am a spoiled baby. but i am not getting ready for the real world. i don't have to! there's a hiring market!

i know people here who don't hate musk, but i don't know *anyone* here who wants to work at a private company owned by someone who is known to pay badly and has opaque compensation plans after 12 months.

getting cashed out at $54.20 is not bad in this market tbh.

i imagine the lure of other tech companies must be strong ("our shares have fallen 50-70% true, but if you join now your equity is going to be vesting at a relatively low price and you'll make bank when markets recover...)

headhunters must be furiously targeting anybody with 'twitter' in their linkedin

my response to every one of your paragraphs is "yes, precisely".

https://i.imgur.com/j6pCLji.png

hey elon.... it's okay not to post

twitter shd ban him

as a bot

no no no. pleas, elon. keep tweeting.

Agreed, nothing wrong with posting.

column is incorrect. he should post even more https://t.co/aXDI2IsnBS

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) May 16, 2022

always clapemoji be clapemoji posting clapemoji

20% fake/spam accounts, while 4 times what Twitter claims, could be *much* higher.

My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate.

Yesterday, Twitter’s CEO publicly refused to show proof of <5%.

This deal cannot move forward until he does.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 17, 2022

unfortunately, the legal agreement he said does not provide that for that - any misrepresentation in twitter's public filings must rise to the level of a material adverse effect, and Delaware courts have traditionally found that to be a *very* high standard (sort of the equivalent of, idk, a nuke going off). if twitter litigates this, the courts will not be sympathetic to elon!

lmao dis guy

Have we though about DMing all the Twitter accounts with a quick “are you real?”

Would only take a couple days tops

are you even a person bro

hey now ho now inactive/abandoned accounts would be bigger numbers still

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000119312522152250/d283119dprem14a.htm

Still later on April 25, 2022, following the meeting of the Twitter Board, the applicable parties executed the merger agreement and the limited guarantee and Parent delivered to Twitter fully executed revised versions of the debt commitment letter, margin loan commitment letter and equity commitment letter. Promptly following execution of the merger agreement, Twitter and Mr. Musk publicly announced the merger agreement and the merger.

when elon filed his commitment papers they were not countersigned by elon. now presumably they are - he is legally obligated to fund!

also classic lawyer statement:

Elon Musk is an active user of the Twitter platform.

It is completely normal to conduct due diligence for $xB deal through social media.

Why are you even caring at this point, this guy never intended to buy Twitter in the first place. It would be news if he actually goes through with it.

Elon's squirming for an exit strategy... let's watch him squirm

eh, let's try not to. watching elon musk do anything is like watching someone take a shit on the sidewalk. you get further from the light and he likes it. (same with piers morgan.)

Hello @SECGov, anyone home?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 17, 2022

as far as trolling go, this isn't quite doing it for me - too obvious

i want to be a judge chancellor on the to be on the delaware court of chancery

oops sorry for typos

do you need to know how to write a sentence to work there? also how long do you need to live in delaware before being appointed

its cool just come in on monday

they shouldn't be required to live in delaware, none of the corporations do lol

also delaware sucks iirc???

certainly no one should be required to live in delaware

do you need to know how to write a sentence to work there?

let's face it, you don't really need to know how to write a sentence to work anywhere. i'm sure there are certain presidential memos that are like "rrrigggim slaggim!"

and then the aide is like "hmm...let's arrange a briefing on pasta sauce options" as the president licks their lips

*aide prints the relevant ilx poll thread*

watching elon musk do anything is like watching someone take a shit on the sidewalk

perfect

I pity the lawyer that has to explain how a poop emoji constitutes a disparaging remark and a violation of the acquisition deal in this context. Oh wait, that's me. pic.twitter.com/PiyQlUb6mW

— Alejandra Caraballo 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 (@Esqueer_) May 16, 2022

also delaware sucks iirc???

The beaches are lovely

No Rehoboth fans?

jinx

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We are Delaware of the charms of the First State.

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