fuck uuuuuuuu Du Bruyne
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
fuck this. a hat trick in 20 mins
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:40 (two years ago) link
I'm very concerned about Leeds Utd rn, oh dear
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link
I'd rather see Burnley go down, to be honest.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link
If Burnley go down I'll just be mad at Everton and Leeds for fucking around and making Burnley being relegated somehow disappointing
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link
Gotta love Leeds fans hysterically jeering every misplaced pass and off target shot while down to 10 men, getting pasted and on the way to relegation
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link
not sure if naming this thread the way I did means that Burnley have to go down or cannot go down
― imago, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:21 (two years ago) link
I want Leeds to go down just so they can have a honest-to-goodness derby match, instead of this laughable pretence that this piddling one-sided M62 derby is actually a thing to anyone other than Leeds fans. Lol at the moment it's 10/3 that we play Man Utd next season and 10/11 that Leeds are playing Rotherham.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
Jesse Marsch has passed a note to Kalvin Phillips which simply reads 'yeeeeeeeee haw'— Major Charles Bad Back (@JoeStephenson96) May 8, 2022
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link
Losing to fucking NORWICH
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:39 (two years ago) link
O_O
City falling apart.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:46 (two years ago) link
This is no way to say goodbye to half our first team ☹️
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:54 (two years ago) link
That was v much a Wolves goal lol
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 May 2022 14:14 (two years ago) link
Get the Spurs lads on boiled rice and bottled water until Sunday night.
That was a superb performance by Newcastle, Joelinton in particular. Outplayed and outcompeted Arsenal from the start.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2022 20:55 (two years ago) link
Still remember the last time we played a relegated club in our final match just needing a point to finish above Arsenal mind
― groovypanda, Monday, 16 May 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/zfvmNnZs/05-B08-E1-B-EE89-4096-8450-5-A76-EC428685.jpg
Please let this be true.
Mourinho heading back to the #PremierLeague?💥Newcastle are trying to tempt the Portuguese coach... Will he accept? pic.twitter.com/SxiOIRg7t1— MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH) May 16, 2022
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 08:40 (two years ago) link
i was hoping they could blow this momentum next season, that should be just the ticket
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 09:26 (two years ago) link
This would be an example of the saudis not really having a clue, compared to qatar or abu dhabi, what they're doing, for all the infinite cash they can bring to bear
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:16 (two years ago) link
Basically, lol quarter witted bonesaw cunts
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:17 (two years ago) link
Patrick Vieira kicking an Everton fan to the ground 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p6fVvYnzTd— Breezy (@UtdBreezy) May 19, 2022
lol, stupid pitch invader tangles with the wrong guy.
― calzino, Friday, 20 May 2022 06:26 (two years ago) link
dock them 5 points. or 6, or 7, however many it takes
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 20 May 2022 07:57 (two years ago) link
agreed. you're talking about vieira's lot right
― imago, Friday, 20 May 2022 08:31 (two years ago) link
He played for ArsenalHe kicked a fucking wool
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 20 May 2022 08:37 (two years ago) link
speaking truth to poor
@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩— Richarlison Andrade (@richarlison97) May 20, 2022
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 May 2022 09:41 (two years ago) link
ffs
Unreal pic.twitter.com/c92J4vywLj— Frankie (@frankie_efc) May 19, 2022
― Number None, Friday, 20 May 2022 10:35 (two years ago) link
I was at the Saints U18 cup final last night and there was a mini pitch invasion. All good lols I suppose, except there were kids of 5 and 6 queued up waiting for the cup presentation, clearly watching and getting wound up by it. The little fella in front of me was bellowing at a steward to 'go home'.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 May 2022 11:32 (two years ago) link
22 May: feast day of St Rita di Cascia, Patrona of "lost and impossible causes". So, Liverpool then...
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:15 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC1khE_7vWk
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link
neither of us will have enough players left at this rate
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:50 (two years ago) link
Burnley on their way to the little leagues.
Laporte is the only City player to have had a shot on target so far.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:24 (two years ago) link
Never in doubt….
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
Bananaman Begins owes me one for this thread title
― imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:45 (two years ago) link
23 goals (no pens) https://t.co/xSXPHsFISa pic.twitter.com/cBLyTpHqEk— Eric Dier (@ericdier) May 22, 2022
― gyac, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
Xp if you're claiming credit for keeping leeds up i'm not thanking you for that
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:31 (two years ago) link
You got what you wanted!
― imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link
Monkey's paw lol
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
Congrats to City! Well deserved!
― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
congrats to Leeds, your chump of a manager will be gone by october!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
sorry, what pic.twitter.com/gKQvNtbYYW— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 22, 2022
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
more like perp guardiola
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
Like to think Citeh have a platoon of ball boys surgically altered to have entirely smooth, featureless faces
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:13 (two years ago) link
First club to really embrace the transhuman
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:21 (two years ago) link
City really like to keep their fans on their toes eh. Well done though.
― Ste, Monday, 23 May 2022 09:46 (two years ago) link
no doubt not possible under their contracts and counter productive in terms of 'losing the dressing room' but if i were a manager i would be seriously tempted to fine canos at least a months wages for that shit yesterday. getting booked for taking your shirt off is such a pure example of ego over team that i'm amazed managers let players get away with it.
also i both understand and at the same time don't really understand the emphasis the media/punditry class put on individual players winning trophies. those medals clearly mean something well after retirement but from the outside looking in it feels like grealish should be more satisfied with last season than this. record signing, attacking player, most important domestic game your team plays in the entire season, everything is going wrong and the coach doesn't see you as the answer?
― oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:19 (two years ago) link
everton surely going down next season assuming they're not allowed to buy any players. must have the most unathletic team in the league. had forgotten that dele alli was there now, and will no doubt forget again by october.
― oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:22 (two years ago) link
They’re surely going to have to attempt to sell the club.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 23 May 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2022/may/24/bbc-apologises-after-manchester-united-are-rubbish-appears-on-ticker-video
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 10:50 (two years ago) link
They report objective facts for once and still apologize?
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 11:08 (two years ago) link
It's Manchester United who should be apologizing to Manchester United fans, amirite?
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 11:12 (two years ago) link