Twitter C/D

It's very wholesome like a telethon

free users only get to see gifs from the Office

Using twitter at this point feels like smoking out of a trache hole because smoking is so awesome and cool tbh.

But it’ll be better once we get Elon’s new Unfiltered Twitter, that pure tweeting satisfaction.

there will be more voices in the conversation, fewer bots, more good conversations and global collaborations in the digital town square that we've all come to count on

If your town sq is suddenly infested with super predator killer bees, the answer is to let everyone get stung a lot by unfettered bees. If anyone is immune to bee venom, they will survive and breed free of abortions and later repopulate yr town sq. Problem solved. The bees will get bored and go away or die down. Just like covid has.

This guy is a Facebook creep but this is admittedly a good thread that breaks it down to an extent

Watching Elon try to openly recreate several decades of trust and safety work by tens of thousands of people from first principles is likely to give me a stroke. https://t.co/QurCunPkrR

— Alex Stamos (@alexstamos) May 11, 2022

Bureaucracies can be maddening, but "Let's let a dumb rich guy make up new rules" is not an optimal solution

it worked for the u.s. government!

that Stamos thread is v otm, esp the fact that Musk seems not to realize Twitter operates in multiple legal jurisdictions

hes just talking its what hes good at telling people what they want to hear

It also sounds totally smart when you just name a round number of jobs you're going to cut

Genuinely shocked he didn't got with 69 million users paying $4.20 a month.

go with

I will buy everyone here a Coke if he actually goes through with the takeover.

on the internal chat there's a channel called #stonks full of idiots like me with no inside knowledge but who are watching things very closely for obvious reasons, and sentiment that the deal will close, and that the deal with close at $54.20 in particular, is definitely on the wane.

reasons include the current tesla stock price (lmao) and https://hindenburgresearch.com/twitter/

(this could all be motivated reasoning/wishful thinking)

not sure ive had a reply do numbers like this, wonder if someone posted it somewhere, twitter should have a button that shows you if your tweet is embedded on a website

lmao you losers wouldve been using this picture as proof of a declining society if youd been around back then

— br◎seph (@on3ness) May 11, 2022

guy who spends all his waking hours blabbering about what life was like before soy

its so crazy and dumb and also bad

I always wonder how much these soy people overlap with creepy white dudes obsessed with Japan.

admittedly this one seems to a slightly more special full-throated british imperialism booster. but anyway, lagoon otm how did we end up with racist psycho "God, King, and Country" imperialists publicly horning for barefoot hippie yanks?

Check out the RTs and replies thanking him for a feature that's been in place for over three years. https://t.co/w7EpEp4oTQ

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) May 12, 2022

lol

i'd like a version of twitter where elon just provides technical support in this way, building the foundations of relationships

Unfortunately it doesn't work yet. My tweets are still poorly viewed

— JanuutGrunn (@JanuutGroningen) May 12, 2022

lmao the ceo just fired the head of product and the head of revenue.

loving every minute with this damn crew

I know. Their heads just rolled past.

Devin Nunes has been twisting in the wind, torn between loyalty to the Bossman being back on the Twitter, and his beloved Troof Social, which doesn't care WHO you are, you're welcome to join, PLEASE just join, it's FREE

lmao the ceo just fired the head of product and the head of revenue.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what is going on in escrow seems like a weird time to be doing major housecleaning

ceo pandering to elon to hold onto his job

he gets a yuge payout if he leaves so i'm skeptical, but maybe.

the two people he fired are two of the three people he promoted when he became ceo 6 months ago lmao.

cool cool

he gets a yuge payout if he leaves so i'm skeptical, but maybe.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 12, 2022 1:34 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

some people want to be ceo more than they want money

i've seen this guy speak and let's just say he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who was pleased when the ball came his way in PE.

lol

musk is now setting the stage for canceling the deal over dumb reasons his fanatics will believe.

Second week of this poor deluded bluebird pecking at his own reflection. He will never mate, or nest, or propel his DNA into the next generation nor even have time for an auto fiction about his atrophied life. pic.twitter.com/Ux7XmY5GcK

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) April 30, 2022

Twitter is cool

The whole thing about Twitter "spam accounts" reminded me that when I joined Twitter in 2012, I would occasionally get followed by some super-obvious spam account like a Sexy Lady Looking to Chat or a Digital Marketing Business Guru, and at first I was baffled as to why they would bother *following* me, and then I realized that it was essentially just putting an ad in my mentions. Anyway, that hasn't happened in a really long time, and it makes me wonder whether those types of accounts specifically target new users, or whether Twitter just got better at weeding out stuff like that.

Sounds like an out to me

LONDON (AP) — Musk says deal to buy Twitter can’t go forward unless company can show that less than 5% of accounts are fake or spam.

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) May 17, 2022

prob not weve talking about it in the Elon Musk thread fwiw

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-17/twitter-loses-three-more-senior-employees-ahead-of-musk-takeover

is that good

I don’t even remember who the hell I was talking about here. https://t.co/okRgSC9y95

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 26, 2022

Gonna avoid twitter tonight like I avoid the streets the night the local team wins the superbowl

"he won! he won!"

the fuck did he win?

I uninstalled the app last week, I simply couldn’t deal with this shit. Don’t see myself going back for a while.

<3

https://i.imgur.com/5ZRdvyS.png

honestly this sounds like a bad ilx thread, lol

Ilxors list which well-known US bobos they have previously honked