queen elizabeth II

I would pay Liz W. to train my dog.

I'd employ the Duke of Edinburgh as a supermarket security guard.

He's already got a jacket with a bit of gold braid/piping on it.

Can't deny I derived LOLz from this

Some LOLz but nothing substantial

I like the queen, she rules.

Some LOLz also.

photo here just reeks of "try getting this crown off my head, junior"

On September 9th Queen Elizabeth will break the record held by her great-great-grandmother, Queen Victoria, and become Britain’s longest-ruling monarch.

http://www.joemygod.com/2015/08/17/queen-elizabeth-set-to-break-longevity-record/

Elizabeth only became queen due to a quirk of history after her uncle Edward VIII abdicated because of his love for American divorcee Wallis Simpson and Nazis

fixed

http://i.imgur.com/0qp8K9o.jpg

she aint goin'

I attend this charity trivia contest every year with a team of eight people. Questions cover everything.

I thought the best one last night was "Name the only president who did not meet face-to-face with the Queen." (During her reign, obviously--Abraham Lincoln wouldn't count.) We missed it.

rip

LBJ (xpost)

xpost So weird, I went to a charity trivia night last night, too, and we also had a QE2 question ... only it was about the boat! Turns out it is currently being used as a floating hotel in Dubai. Who knew? (Not us.)

Synchronicity...Stan has mine right. We guessed Nixon. LBJ made sense when I thought about it afterwards--post-assassination year, campaign, massive legislative drive, then he spends the last couple of years immobilized by Vietnam and unpopularity.

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) September 8, 2022

deid

It's true, the BBC talking about the King and the Queen Consort is weird.

ok the monarchy was fun for a while (was it?) but it's time to pack it in

it's one thing when a doddering old lady is the national mascot but when it's a 70+-year-old bat-eared divorcee, it might be more accurate, but less inspiring

at least she got to watch herself portrayed in a TV show

Louis XIV still the champ!!!

(xp) By Oscar winner Olivia Colman too.

Morrissey heard shouting the words, "Ka-Ching!" and pumping his arms.

I'd rather he'd died than the Queen tbh.

https://www.independent.ie/life/91a93/31398878.ece/AUTOCROP/w620/2015-07-25_lif_11384861_I2.JPG

bless her, she learnt the importance of being strictly politically neutral at an early age.

Oh well QE II virtually same age as my Mother; glad she (Q) made it a couple years longer & still on the job earlier this week, never mind carry on.

xpost yeah seemed to mostly make the best or the okay of being born into weirdass situation.

here comes charlie big ears to clear the room

she just wanted to live long enough to see Boris back on the dole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8

I'd rather he'd died than the Queen tbh.

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:50 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i seriously looked for a "like" button for a moment there

plenty of death to go around every1, let's be patient

RIP big ma’am

lmao love it when this happens

Deadline should make the “publish” button further away, or a brighter color, or maybe 2-factor authenticated, idk pic.twitter.com/jxkgM1Gc80

— 🍂🎃Phil Nobile Jr.🎃🍂 (@PhilNobileJr) September 8, 2022

tktktktk PM, is the saddest of all times really

lol

Two teary women being interviewed on Channel 4 news while their friend is standing there with the biggest grin on her face.

Mad Obits

HM Queen Elizabeth II
1926 - 2022
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😢 pic.twitter.com/lkvAZrRHNm

— FunPopPhoto (@FunPopPhoto) September 8, 2022

well no Premier League this weekend

The queen died and the Irish are already on it lol https://t.co/kfxvyMt9VK pic.twitter.com/i1nhbv25SI

— ⚓️Imani Two-Kitchens Gandy⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) September 8, 2022

Pretty sure the football will carry on fine xp

is it better to be honest about feelings with meltish acquaintances and come off as a callous monster or hold my tongue and wish I was dead for the next few weeks

Mugabe and Queen Elizabeth in hell pic.twitter.com/oFrnqUuoGP

— Zoé (@ztsamudzi) September 8, 2022

pic.twitter.com/jjL07PjifX

— Hamilton West End (@HamiltonWestEnd) September 8, 2022

Thank you Ma'am, for everything - for women, for family, for our nation. Sleep well. pic.twitter.com/VQJYYo9huU

— annsummers (@AnnSummers) September 8, 2022

What's your favourite incongruous brand mourning of the Queen thus far? Domino's p good pic.twitter.com/iAdxUTAQWA

— Moya Lothian-McLean (@mlothianmclean) September 8, 2022

This is amazing.

We are extremely saddened to hear of the passing of HM Queen Elizabeth II. Our thoughts are with all the Royal Family at this deeply sad time.

Out of respect the Resort will be closed tomorrow. If you're due to visit you will receive an email about your booking. pic.twitter.com/5vJlqUgIXv

— LEGOLAND Windsor (@LEGOLANDWindsor) September 8, 2022