Can you imagine a recruitment being condescending to Prince Charles because he doesn't have up to date IT skills?
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...
Haha, I remember that. Why didn't Rowan Atkinson go into Blackadder mode...
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
"Prince, you're getting a Dell!"
I would pay Liz W. to train my dog.
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
I'd employ the Duke of Edinburgh as a supermarket security guard.
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
He's already got a jacket with a bit of gold braid/piping on it.
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
Can't deny I derived LOLz from this
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
Some LOLz but nothing substantial
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
I like the queen, she rules.
― StanM, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
Some LOLz also.
― Call the Cops, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
photo here just reeks of "try getting this crown off my head, junior"
On September 9th Queen Elizabeth will break the record held by her great-great-grandmother, Queen Victoria, and become Britain’s longest-ruling monarch.
http://www.joemygod.com/2015/08/17/queen-elizabeth-set-to-break-longevity-record/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)
Elizabeth only became queen due to a quirk of history after her uncle Edward VIII abdicated because of his love for American divorcee Wallis Simpson and Nazis
fixed
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 19:46 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/0qp8K9o.jpg
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:57 (nine years ago)
she aint goin'
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:22 (nine years ago)
I attend this charity trivia contest every year with a team of eight people. Questions cover everything.
I thought the best one last night was "Name the only president who did not meet face-to-face with the Queen." (During her reign, obviously--Abraham Lincoln wouldn't count.) We missed it.
― clemenza, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:32 (seven years ago)
rip
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:37 (seven years ago)
LBJ (xpost)
― StanM, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:39 (seven years ago)
xpost So weird, I went to a charity trivia night last night, too, and we also had a QE2 question ... only it was about the boat! Turns out it is currently being used as a floating hotel in Dubai. Who knew? (Not us.)
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:40 (seven years ago)
Synchronicity...Stan has mine right. We guessed Nixon. LBJ made sense when I thought about it afterwards--post-assassination year, campaign, massive legislative drive, then he spends the last couple of years immobilized by Vietnam and unpopularity.
― clemenza, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:54 (seven years ago)
Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) September 8, 2022
― jaymc, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:33 (three years ago)
deid
― devvvine, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:34 (three years ago)
It's true, the BBC talking about the King and the Queen Consort is weird.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:37 (three years ago)
ok the monarchy was fun for a while (was it?) but it's time to pack it in
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:41 (three years ago)
it's one thing when a doddering old lady is the national mascot but when it's a 70+-year-old bat-eared divorcee, it might be more accurate, but less inspiring
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:42 (three years ago)
at least she got to watch herself portrayed in a TV show
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:44 (three years ago)
Louis XIV still the champ!!!
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:49 (three years ago)
(xp) By Oscar winner Olivia Colman too.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:49 (three years ago)
Morrissey heard shouting the words, "Ka-Ching!" and pumping his arms.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:50 (three years ago)
I'd rather he'd died than the Queen tbh.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:50 (three years ago)
https://www.independent.ie/life/91a93/31398878.ece/AUTOCROP/w620/2015-07-25_lif_11384861_I2.JPG
bless her, she learnt the importance of being strictly politically neutral at an early age.
― calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:52 (three years ago)
Oh well QE II virtually same age as my Mother; glad she (Q) made it a couple years longer & still on the job earlier this week, never mind carry on.
― dow, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:55 (three years ago)
xpost yeah seemed to mostly make the best or the okay of being born into weirdass situation.
― dow, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:57 (three years ago)
here comes charlie big ears to clear the room
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:02 (three years ago)
she just wanted to live long enough to see Boris back on the dole
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:03 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:04 (three years ago)
I'd rather he'd died than the Queen tbh.― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:50 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:50 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
i seriously looked for a "like" button for a moment there
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:06 (three years ago)
plenty of death to go around every1, let's be patient
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:08 (three years ago)
RIP big ma’am
― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:13 (three years ago)
lmao love it when this happens
Deadline should make the “publish” button further away, or a brighter color, or maybe 2-factor authenticated, idk pic.twitter.com/jxkgM1Gc80— 🍂🎃Phil Nobile Jr.🎃🍂 (@PhilNobileJr) September 8, 2022
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:15 (three years ago)
tktktktk PM, is the saddest of all times really
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:16 (three years ago)
lol
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:18 (three years ago)
Two teary women being interviewed on Channel 4 news while their friend is standing there with the biggest grin on her face.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:21 (three years ago)
Mad Obits
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:24 (three years ago)
HM Queen Elizabeth II1926 - 2022 .😢 pic.twitter.com/lkvAZrRHNm— FunPopPhoto (@FunPopPhoto) September 8, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:40 (three years ago)
well no Premier League this weekend
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:51 (three years ago)
The queen died and the Irish are already on it lol https://t.co/kfxvyMt9VK pic.twitter.com/i1nhbv25SI— ⚓️Imani Two-Kitchens Gandy⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) September 8, 2022
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:52 (three years ago)
Pretty sure the football will carry on fine xp
― crisp, Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:57 (three years ago)
is it better to be honest about feelings with meltish acquaintances and come off as a callous monster or hold my tongue and wish I was dead for the next few weeks
― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:18 (three years ago)
Mugabe and Queen Elizabeth in hell pic.twitter.com/oFrnqUuoGP— Zoé (@ztsamudzi) September 8, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:38 (three years ago)
pic.twitter.com/jjL07PjifX— Hamilton West End (@HamiltonWestEnd) September 8, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:47 (three years ago)