and more importantly, where can i take a free test to check to see if i could benefit from genital enhancement?― Karl Malone
― Karl Malone
karl i have an answer for you but it may perhaps not be the answer you were looking for
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 2 May 2022 05:11 (two years ago) link
So Karl... how was the conference?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 May 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link
new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgery
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Oo9PMhB.jpg
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link
(somehow, tucker carlson only comes up as the 14th result in my google image search for "tan balls". more proof that google image search is a sad shadow of what it once was)
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:54 (two years ago) link
however, i guess it did lead me to My Tanned Balls University?
https://i.imgur.com/I6FqSlH.png
shoutout to the class of '92! i bet they have a lot to talk about at the reunions. "so, todd, i hate to ask the obvious question, but...how are those balls??"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:58 (two years ago) link
are you saying google shadow banned tanned balls?
― rob, Monday, 2 May 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
listen, i'm not saying anything, i'm just asking questions
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link
and many people have been asking the same questions as well
new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgeryhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)
all technology that benefits trans people was developed for the benefit of cis people first
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 2 May 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link
Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is writing a book titled ‘Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need.’ Read more: https://t.co/g5ch7tMoV4 pic.twitter.com/AUB8NTOvYT— The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) July 28, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:37 (two years ago) link
Asking Josh Hawley about manhood is like asking a donkey to play the piano.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:41 (two years ago) link
Josh Hawley's manhood goes on sale next May.
― nickn, Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link
But is anyone buying?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link
lol
Josh Hawley's "manhood" goes on sale next May
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link
When I think masculinity I think "Ivy Leaguer whose bowtie would spin around if he saw an ankle"
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link
if we marxists can cancel Xmas, surely we can cancel his manhood
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link
whatever happened with Tucker's 'War on Men' special? I remember the laughingstock promos, but did anyone actually watch the thing?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:03 (two years ago) link
Men and Christmas got together and beat the commies back!
― nickn, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link
babe, i don't think we should try counseling. it's a waste of time. it's gonna take too long
so i've been on realmanrevolution.com the last few days and i have a different idea i'd like to try...
https://i.imgur.com/fF5cpoN.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
i commented "that photo is from right after he says the words "realmanrevolution.com" out loud"
HA! take THAT real men
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
Awesome; my buy-back-in has been feeling a little left out recently.
― kinder, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link
I have been looking for tools to help my wife see that she does have some blame.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 23 September 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmBXP33xCQ
― brimstead, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
I want realmanrevolution to collab with the TikTok couple who do dances while talking about the husband’s porn addiction. All the insanity that once remained behind closed doors out for us to behold.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
Tucker’s new special ‘The End of Men’ features tips from ‘Bro-Scientists’ on how to restore manhood: Raw eggs, sleep on floor, cold showers, and testicle tanning, among other things. pic.twitter.com/YkIf2cyjed— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
anyone who watches his show and doesn't immediately realize what a huge mistake they made deserves to believe him
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
my specials need to air awhile if i wanna be a real man amirite
sorry
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link
Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link
you don't understand. there is a revolutionary new technique in tanning your balls, since the last one came out. a new study has come out, new research. it all points in the same direction. you must tan your balls
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link
it's not normal for them to not be as tanned as say, your tanned, chiseled abs
:(
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfX48CTVUAESWkF?format=jpg&name=small
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
the fuck is a 'Zaddy'?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
Beardsturbation
https://livebearded.com/
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
why are male grooming products always some shade of brown/black/grey? why do they all smell like turpentine? do men hate pretty colours and nice smells?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link
speaking of which, Randy Quaid should be playing Karl Marx these days
https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/24779376/681full-randy-quaid.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link
xpost have you smelled most men? a lot of them do seem to enjoy smelling like a combination of mildew, mahogany, and onion rings
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link
not most of them, but enough to get the point, yes
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:35 (one year ago) link
personally I'm more attracted to men who smell like flowers
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link
"attracting thirsty cuties in line for organic lemonade" is a scene from my worst nightmare, which would obviously take place at a farmer's market
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
the only scents i catch lately that are appealing are like really warm herbalish sweet patchoulis, i think i've only encountered women wearing them.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
“EPIC FIT” like you’re out slaying grendel in these farmer’s market shorts
― I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 07:07 (one year ago) link
Beards. I am growing an AMish beard. What does it do for me? Will it make me feel any different? Does it change me to have a scarglemuff-face?Am I more A MAN with a beard and is that a good thing? (Thank God this is not facebook or that comment would have gotten me in fb jail)
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link
a pharaoh beard grants immortality iirc
maybe amish beard grants barn raising skillz? pls tell us if you can raise a barn after establishing the full amish.
― I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link
is the beard the phallus of the face?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link
Beards are reactionary. Shaving is praxis.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 20 October 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link
"is the beard the phallus of the face?" Not unless the pubic frump is the beard of the pubic mountain!
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
I hate having to shave - not for the way it looks, but the way it feels after 3 days of growth.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 20 October 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link
beards are reactionary *or* revolutionary - bearded moderates are phonies
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 20 October 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link