Elon Musk

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he should def keep posting

Clay, Thursday, 28 April 2022 02:21 (four years ago)

it's not the side effects of the cocaine
I'm thinking that it must be love

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 April 2022 02:21 (four years ago)

Musk's version of being a billionaire (trolling, lulz, financial crimes, drugs, $43bn toys) is far more comprehensible than, say, Warren Buffett's life.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 April 2022 02:23 (four years ago)

it is pretty funny to just be like hey ill buy this website why not, wld be better if he werent such a shithead tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 April 2022 02:24 (four years ago)

if i were a billionaire i would also buy cool fun stuff like websites

Clay, Thursday, 28 April 2022 02:29 (four years ago)

is there a name for the phenomenon where rich people do objectively stupid things yet are still honored as titanic visionaries?

i mean, besides fascism

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2022 02:34 (four years ago)

sycophancy

🐦[Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022🕸]🐦


he’s buying twitter to put the wit back in

estela, Thursday, 28 April 2022 03:07 (four years ago)

what a twit

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 April 2022 03:18 (four years ago)

Is all this just stock market manipulation like all his other bollocks has been?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 April 2022 04:03 (four years ago)

#DeleteTwitter

DT, Thursday, 28 April 2022 05:21 (four years ago)

let go

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, January 6, 2007 7:43 AM (fifteen years ago)

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2022 05:38 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRca8SMWUAE3haQ?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 April 2022 16:22 (four years ago)

will tesla be able to bounce back

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 16:28 (four years ago)

they don't bounce, they have collision detection

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 16:29 (four years ago)

*manical 1989 Joker laughing*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 16:30 (four years ago)

alert the UN

beepy fridges (sic), Thursday, 28 April 2022 17:43 (four years ago)

i do think the chances of elon musk consolidating a bunch of "essential services" (aka, everyone who agrees with him that twitter is THE digital "public square") and then doing a rug pull and flying off into space with a quadrillion stolen US dollars is > 2.5%

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 17:46 (four years ago)

even those that got especially burned would just be like "well we always knew elon was a trickster at heart"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 17:46 (four years ago)

he has the technology to colonise mars he should go do it NOW and take his fanboys with him as space-minions, i wd applaud that

mark s, Thursday, 28 April 2022 17:49 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/7eV7te6.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 17:51 (four years ago)

we really are just fulfilling versions of the future that were delivered in the form of popular films from the 1980s, including spaceballs ('87), batman (1989), and back to the future 2 (1989)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 17:53 (four years ago)

what the fuck is this

pic.twitter.com/Q9OjlJhi7f

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022

I don't really see how "the left has moved further left" outside of demanding more action on issues which have only gotten progressively worse since 2008. as I recall the right literally tried to overthrow the government just 15 months ago and are currently booting out anyone who doesn't believe the election was stolen. this fucking guy.

frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:40 (four years ago)

he's such a scientist

towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:49 (four years ago)

its the standard way to justify going fash

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:49 (four years ago)

Does he have people creating these tweets for him? He must.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:50 (four years ago)

Yeah, for instance I was screaming for marriage equality since basically I was of voting age, and back then, it was a conversation that never went beyond the hypothetical because it seemed like it was forever away.

I and other like-minded screamed louder about it when it started to gain momentum on a state and national level. Yeah I'm sure there were plenty of center-lefts who were either "pro-civil union" or anti-gay marriage that eventually gravitated towards the position, but there were a large chunk of people who were merely expressing what they always believed.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:51 (four years ago)

i'm a little confused because they are all at different scales?

towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:53 (four years ago)

i mean democrats have def moved left as a group but thats not really the point of the drawing

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:54 (four years ago)

I'm embarrassed that it only just occurred to me that he's going to make a run in 2024.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (four years ago)

I think the idea that you'd be center-left in 2008, change none of your stances, and now be center-right is what people on the online left would call a "shitlib?"

basically, you are progressive about some issues but don't really reevaluate your stances over time, so your snapshot of what the world is like fossilizes when you reach some level of disconnect in life and anyone who challenges the status quo in a progressive way after that just seems too far left

why would you want anything to change when your world is great? maybe things have gone too far!!

mh, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:59 (four years ago)

I'm embarrassed that it only just occurred to me that he's going to make a run in 2024.

A run for what? He's ineligible to run for president.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

Shh, let him try and waste his money.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:04 (four years ago)

also it's not really *his* money, it mostly belongs to banks and such

mark s, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:06 (four years ago)

not that that stopped trump

mark s, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:06 (four years ago)

that he's going to make a run in 2024

He'll have to buy the nation and change the constitution, but that ain't no big thang

Love how 'woke' is now considered some kind of insult in the right-o-sphere, like 'snowflake' was a few years back

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:07 (four years ago)

Does he have people creating these tweets for him? He must.

He generally just steals other people's tweets and uses them without attribution. Someone named Colin Wright tweeted this cartoon. Its at least several months old.

o. nate, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:10 (four years ago)

Rules mean nothing. He will run.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:11 (four years ago)

i'm a little confused because they are all at different scales?

― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, April 28, 2022 3:53 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol yes i enjoyed that aspect of his shitty comic as well

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:23 (four years ago)

He generally just steals other people's tweets and uses them without attribution. Someone named Colin Wright tweeted this cartoon. Its at least several months old.

― o. nate, Thursday, April 28, 2022 3:10 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

iirc he made a big deal out of this a couple years ago, he stole someone's meme and got a ton of likes on it and when the original artist asked to be credited he threw a tantrum over it, like "this is ruining the internet" type bullshit

frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:33 (four years ago)

im tired of this guy lets release him into space

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:50 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/szO8Aru.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:54 (four years ago)

one small step for him

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:58 (four years ago)

It’s pretty clearly an egocentric illustration, where he is the unchanging center of the universe, and the only way he can explain away his rightward lurch is to claim the left is going further left. Which is complete fucking bullshit, it’s plain as day that the right is going far right and trying to shift the center further to the right. Elon has shifted right as his wealth skyrockets and he stops wanting to use his wealth for the greater good. Maybe he likes to think of his stance as unchanging, but he is deluded.

epistantophus, Thursday, 28 April 2022 21:18 (four years ago)

well yeah as soon as I saw that tweet I thought "I bet this was actually researched and he's completely wrong"

frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2022 21:48 (four years ago)

Anyone not caught trying to bring a loaded pistol onto a plane is now a bleeding heart RINO

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 April 2022 21:56 (four years ago)

The hundreds of people trying to correct Musk on Twitter were really missing the point.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 April 2022 22:46 (four years ago)

Yeah you can argue with him all you want, he's telling you where he is: on the right. (Not that this is some big revelation obv)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 28 April 2022 22:55 (four years ago)

Love how 'woke' is now considered some kind of insult in the right-o-sphere

Y'know what would really throw them? If the left claimed "born again" as its jargon term for having arrived at a deeper personal understanding of structural racism, class warfare and the marginalization of vulnerable people... and then doggedly stuck with it in the face of the aghast outcry from the white evangelicals. I don't think the Black church be all that bothered.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 29 April 2022 00:55 (four years ago)

I strongly supported Obama for President, but today’s Democratic Party has been hijacked by extremists

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2022

I'd rather have Frank Zappa move into my house than spend a single minute around this guy

frogbs, Friday, 29 April 2022 02:26 (four years ago)


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