Elon Musk

I will never be tricked into clicking on a freddie dB link

freddie is the ultimate making a guy up to get mad at guy

with age comes wisdom

(hb mh)

xp

xp otm

I thought he had disappeared off the face of the planet tbh.

So he's basically the poor man's GG now?

I can't wait until he's the target of such "ideas" and "communication" to see how he likes the sit-on-your-hands approach.

He's more of a fan of the "falsely accuse someone you disagree with of rape" approach. Fuck that dude.

Hear hear

"Why won't you debate me?"

So he's basically the poor man's GG now?

Tweeting on my piss

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022

Starting to think I might reply to some recruiters tomorrow.

things seem to be escalating

he should def keep posting

it's not the side effects of the cocaine
I'm thinking that it must be love

Musk's version of being a billionaire (trolling, lulz, financial crimes, drugs, $43bn toys) is far more comprehensible than, say, Warren Buffett's life.

it is pretty funny to just be like hey ill buy this website why not, wld be better if he werent such a shithead tho

if i were a billionaire i would also buy cool fun stuff like websites

is there a name for the phenomenon where rich people do objectively stupid things yet are still honored as titanic visionaries?

i mean, besides fascism

sycophancy

🐦[Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022🕸]🐦

what a twit

Is all this just stock market manipulation like all his other bollocks has been?

#DeleteTwitter

let go

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, January 6, 2007 7:43 AM (fifteen years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRca8SMWUAE3haQ?format=jpg&name=medium

will tesla be able to bounce back

they don't bounce, they have collision detection

*manical 1989 Joker laughing*

alert the UN

i do think the chances of elon musk consolidating a bunch of "essential services" (aka, everyone who agrees with him that twitter is THE digital "public square") and then doing a rug pull and flying off into space with a quadrillion stolen US dollars is > 2.5%

even those that got especially burned would just be like "well we always knew elon was a trickster at heart"

he has the technology to colonise mars he should go do it NOW and take his fanboys with him as space-minions, i wd applaud that

https://i.imgur.com/7eV7te6.png

we really are just fulfilling versions of the future that were delivered in the form of popular films from the 1980s, including spaceballs ('87), batman (1989), and back to the future 2 (1989)

what the fuck is this

pic.twitter.com/Q9OjlJhi7f

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022

I don't really see how "the left has moved further left" outside of demanding more action on issues which have only gotten progressively worse since 2008. as I recall the right literally tried to overthrow the government just 15 months ago and are currently booting out anyone who doesn't believe the election was stolen. this fucking guy.

he's such a scientist

its the standard way to justify going fash

Does he have people creating these tweets for him? He must.

Yeah, for instance I was screaming for marriage equality since basically I was of voting age, and back then, it was a conversation that never went beyond the hypothetical because it seemed like it was forever away.

I and other like-minded screamed louder about it when it started to gain momentum on a state and national level. Yeah I'm sure there were plenty of center-lefts who were either "pro-civil union" or anti-gay marriage that eventually gravitated towards the position, but there were a large chunk of people who were merely expressing what they always believed.

i'm a little confused because they are all at different scales?

i mean democrats have def moved left as a group but thats not really the point of the drawing

I'm embarrassed that it only just occurred to me that he's going to make a run in 2024.

I think the idea that you'd be center-left in 2008, change none of your stances, and now be center-right is what people on the online left would call a "shitlib?"

basically, you are progressive about some issues but don't really reevaluate your stances over time, so your snapshot of what the world is like fossilizes when you reach some level of disconnect in life and anyone who challenges the status quo in a progressive way after that just seems too far left

why would you want anything to change when your world is great? maybe things have gone too far!!

I'm embarrassed that it only just occurred to me that he's going to make a run in 2024.

A run for what? He's ineligible to run for president.

Shh, let him try and waste his money.

also it's not really *his* money, it mostly belongs to banks and such

not that that stopped trump

that he's going to make a run in 2024

He'll have to buy the nation and change the constitution, but that ain't no big thang

Love how 'woke' is now considered some kind of insult in the right-o-sphere, like 'snowflake' was a few years back

Does he have people creating these tweets for him? He must.

He generally just steals other people's tweets and uses them without attribution. Someone named Colin Wright tweeted this cartoon. Its at least several months old.