Elon Musk

The stock market does not really make all that much sense to me. I just don't see why businesses like Tesla and Twitter are hyped as being worth THAT much f'n money based on their actual sales. I get that they have unique technology and could grow into their big boy pants, but I can't get why they are worth like 8 times more than a company that sells 6-7 times more dollars worth of the same stuff. It just just doesn't seem to me that Microsoft or Oracle or any of the tech now true "bluebloods" were that out of whack in the days of 90s stock market hard on yore.

I got to go back to reading comics or listening to rock or playing guitar as if I start focusing on this stuff I wish the sun would go nova and wipe this planet out of the heavens.

It is pretty fucked up that for 99.9% of the planet money is a tangible thing that you only earn so much of each month but for certain ultra rich people it’s more of an idea which has nothing to do with your actual value or work ethic and is based on all sorts of imaginary concepts like speculation and leverage, plus can be manipulated in all sorts of (illegal) ways to ensure that the only people who will be affected by your shitty decisions are those who can afford it least

lol did not see the first part of that tweet

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRUGxSMWYAAigeA?format=jpg&name=medium

If I got from one of the tweets I read, basically Twitters total sales is like Olive Garden...which would not have sold for 43Billion dollars. Is this correct or am I misunderstanding the situation?

"Free speech is the law, man"

https://thegatewayonline.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Elon-musk-blunt.jpg

If I got from one of the tweets I read, basically Twitters total sales is like Olive Garden...which would not have sold for 43Billion dollars. Is this correct or am I misunderstanding the situation?

to be fair the electric car market is due to undergo significantly more expansion than the family friendly italian chain restaurant market.

hospitaliano has always been undervalued by wall street

eyyy I make-a the sauce

I wish Italian Elon Musk bought Twitter instead.

Oh wait you said twitter not tesla... nah i got nothing.

No refundo

like Olive Garden, Twitter offers unlimited sadness and fuckwits

i went to Olive Garden once and the busboy who walked by saw my shirt and said "Iron Maiden? (giggle) wow!"

you will find him buried under Tropicana Field

ah well nevertheless

It’s looking increasingly likely that Elon Musk will withdraw his $44 billion takeover offer for Twitter. https://t.co/Mcf7PbiC0a

— Ian Fraser (@Ian_Fraser) April 27, 2022

(nothing definitive in the article just speculation fwiw)

There are good reasons for him to get cold feet. The biggest is Tesla. The electric-vehicle maker’s stock has fallen around a fifth since Musk first revealed his stake in Twitter, partly because Musk may sell shares to fund his new adventure. If Tesla’s stock bounces back – likely if the Twitter deal falls away – the $40 billion of recouped wealth would more than make up for the break fee.

the homonculi in my brain in my brain rn

https://i.imgur.com/2AYRAjc.png

announcing he's going to buy Twitter, posting a shitload about how he's going to "fix" it, then not actually buying it would be so incredibly in character

lmao i wish i could get my opinions posted on reuters.com

just get a job as an opinion writer for reuters.com

*takes notes*

pic.twitter.com/1CE7rjBrNH

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 27, 2022

The agreement also stated Musk would have to pay Twitter $1bn if he walks away from the deal.

That might make twitter actually profitable for a week or two

fucking timcast

lol Freddie DeBear:

https://freddiedeboer.substack.com/p/just-keep-it-off-my-timeline?s=r

DeBear quite pointedly speaks only in terms of "ideas" and "communication", which are nice neutral terms, he does mention "extremism" in passing, but he carefully doesn't mention that genocide, violent white supremacy, death threats, doxxing, and purposeful campaigns of lies or slander directed at groups or individuals all fall neatly under those innocuous headings "ideas" and "communication". He argues that nothing effective can be done to end these things, so nothing should be attempted.

I can't wait until he's the target of such "ideas" and "communication" to see how he likes the sit-on-your-hands approach.

Gee Elon I wonder why Twitter seems biased against the party whose core platform is hate speech and misinformation

I will never be tricked into clicking on a freddie dB link

freddie is the ultimate making a guy up to get mad at guy

with age comes wisdom

(hb mh)

xp

xp otm

I thought he had disappeared off the face of the planet tbh.

So he's basically the poor man's GG now?

I can't wait until he's the target of such "ideas" and "communication" to see how he likes the sit-on-your-hands approach.

He's more of a fan of the "falsely accuse someone you disagree with of rape" approach. Fuck that dude.

Hear hear

"Why won't you debate me?"

So he's basically the poor man's GG now?

Tweeting on my piss

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022

Starting to think I might reply to some recruiters tomorrow.

things seem to be escalating

he should def keep posting

it's not the side effects of the cocaine
I'm thinking that it must be love

Musk's version of being a billionaire (trolling, lulz, financial crimes, drugs, $43bn toys) is far more comprehensible than, say, Warren Buffett's life.

it is pretty funny to just be like hey ill buy this website why not, wld be better if he werent such a shithead tho

if i were a billionaire i would also buy cool fun stuff like websites

is there a name for the phenomenon where rich people do objectively stupid things yet are still honored as titanic visionaries?

i mean, besides fascism

sycophancy

🐦[Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022🕸]🐦

what a twit

Is all this just stock market manipulation like all his other bollocks has been?

#DeleteTwitter