Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Haaland to City on 500k a week apparently

lol

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Introducing our line-up for #LIVMUN ✊#MUFC | #PL

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) April 19, 2022

Wait - Hannibal?

Burress,

Not sure I can do this

and now Pogba's down?

it's grand, we replaced him with another waster who's running down his contract

This is more one-sided than the 5-0 game at the moment l

it's no exaggeration to say that any other team in the league (and probably the Championship) would put up more of a fight than this

and I never expected it to be any different

76% possession for Liverpool 💀

Absolutely no defending on either side in the Chelsea vs Arsenal game.

Borderline match-fixing at this point.

one of the more stupid games I've seen

the two smuggest organizations in the world potentially under the same owner. great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYWSd9-rYMY

Spurs have been awful so far, collectively and individually, but there seems to be a bigger issue that a half-decent manager who isn’t particularly bothered about playing for a win can completely negate any threat they might pose. Any pressing in midfield and they start passing like they’ve got blindfolds on.

180 minutes without registering a shot on target.

Time for our 12 pointer

Can I be arsed to move over to the computer to watch it? We'll find out

I finally woke up early enough to watch this woohoo

Silva making some nice runs. Just gotta put something on the finish

SA is such a delight

Goddammit

Hwang has been terrible

I only saw the first half hour when we looked decent. We just don't fucking deserve Europe next season, the other mugs keep giving us chances we refuse to take

God help us if we lose Ruben in the summer

Antonio Conte has offered himself to PSG on an initial 2-year engagement, according to Le Parisien. More follows.

— Get French Football News (@GFFN) April 24, 2022

Fabio Silva will score today, I feel it

it's my dream

if he'd been where Hwang thought he was going, mighta had one there.

Sa another nice save

much more open match than I expected so far, I'm sure it'll get congested and pinbally before long

Alt-Nouri

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giveaways in midfield gonna bite em in the ass eventually

lol broadcasters are going ham on Alt-Nouri now. i agree w/ them tbh

Saiss you moron

give Jose Sa all the money. all of it. add another three zeroes onto his salary.

oh lol the post got it but point still stands

Boly what the fuck come on

welp we're fucked, can't score goals and just gifted one.

Starting to believe that Everton really will go down.

Burnley have just turned around their game against Watford in three minutes. Possible that Chelsea won’t turn up tomorrow, though.

RIP mino

something quite broken at the Wolves ffs

i turned it off after the second goal to instead watch Miami Vice reruns w/ my father.

ugly performance that just unraveled even more after the half.

That Trossard goal...oooof

Enjoyed Danny Murphy's video package of why Villa should sign Coutinho permanently "yeah, that pass didn't come off but at least he tried, we know he can score from that kind of range although that one has gone roughly twice the height of the goal over..."

Leeds hovering over the trapdoor again👍. If Villa can do football a service by doing the double on Burnley they are likely down. It seems a bit mad that they are still yet to play each with 4 games remaining.

ah I see Burnley have now won 3 on the bounce, it's one of Leeds/Everton then and Leeds have to play both Arsenal and Chelsea.

oof, please don't be too painful, Wolves-Chelsea

Alt-Nouri sucks so bad

VAR checking badge

hehe

somehow this Utd team continues to plumb new depths

hehe

Maguire on to save the day lol