The Jordan Peterson Thread

the maintenance phase eps about him are top notch -- i never need to read another thing about this guy after two of those

JB checking in on the Sports Illustrated cover

Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that. https://t.co/rOASeeQvee

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 16, 2022

*swimsuit issue cover

definitely reached the point where people trying to parody this guy can't actually capture how insane he always sounds

"authoritarian tolerance"....

Entire worldview boils down to "You can't make me!"

He's taking a brave stand.

the "sharp knees, 2 of 10 would not bang" guy in real life

I'm going to take a stand and stay that I stared at that cover for a solid minute and little JB did not stand.

dammit, "say" not "stay"

I'm going to take a stand and stay that I stared at that cover for a solid minute and little JB did not stand.

wait did you name your penis jordan beaterson

lol

mods plz change thread title

Really wish the klonopin and daughter had finished the job

I mean, I don't think that Twitter has been great for my mental health, either, but it's funny to me that he doesn't seem to entertain the idea that his shitty tweets have anything to do with this.

The endless flood of vicious insult is really not something that can be experienced anywhere else. I like to follow the people I know but I think the incentive structure of the platform makes it intrinsically and dangerously insane. https://t.co/NlWTUKRHlG

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 17, 2022

those two tweets are so much funnier considering they're about a swimsuit model

I agree with him that Twitter is a garbage fire place, but this is like saying "why does my head hurt when I keep hitting it with one of my books"

We won't have him to kick around anymore.

So I told my staff to change my password, to keep me from temptation, and am departing once again. If I have something to say I'll write an article or make a video. If the issue is not important enough to justify that then perhaps it would be best to just let it go. https://t.co/5MC7LxlOLj

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 17, 2022

i think if Jordan got out more he could probably still experience that endless flood of vicious insult

Since he posted that “goodbye” tweet he has tweeted numerous times

But only for important things, like to share a Daily Mail article

If I have something to say I'll write an article or make a video. If the issue is not important enough to justify that then perhaps it would be best to just let it go.

I can never work out how self-aware this guy is, but this is intentional trolling, right?

I haven't detected a lot of self-awareness from his quarter tbh

for a guy who preaches a lot of self-reliance stuff, having a staff to change your password seems suspect

this is the self-reliance guru who got addicted to benzos and could only get off them through an induced coma

and steak, lots of steak

Since he posted that “goodbye” tweet he has tweeted numerous times

The spirit of Morbs lives on!

Morbs' disadvantage obviously is he didn't have assistants to instruct to change his ILX password.

B0xc4r!&#

ah, online is amazing. there is so much to do here. *GETS OBLITERATED BY INSULT`S AND SICK IMAGES* i've changed my mind. online is childish

— wint (@dril) December 25, 2013

Has he deleted or what

If someone's anxious about something, and it's getting in their way, you take what they're anxious about, and you define it.

Because that already delimits it. One of the problems with being anxious about something is you won't speak of it. It's like Voldemort. (1/5)

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 19, 2022

It's like Voldemort

A good Twitter thread. (Probably belongs in the brainworms thread too, but mentions Peterson by name, so here 'tis.)

if you are navigating this timeline and feel the pull of conservative devils please keep this is mind: most effective trick they currently have is to say they are 'centrist' while being hard right (jordan 'melted brain' peterson), next trick is saying both sides are 'the same'

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

they prey on lonesome buds in this way. 'HEY LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST we are right down the middle we like legalizing dang weed too' then every morning they pour brain melt into your skull through headphones because they are NOT REALLY CENTER they are the endless void

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

when chuck was a young buckaroo the smartest buds said 'both sides have points think for yourself be neither' as mantra and maybe at time that was more true. NOW it is VERY CLEARLY NOT TRUE to point where you look back and realize 'it clearly never WAS'

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

but this mantra was repeated for YEARS sayin 'be better than all that. go down center'. so devils can hoist this flag and get lonesome folks to say 'hey i remember that flag' but IT IS FALSE. IN 2022 ON THIS TIMELINE IT IS A TRAP. one side is the void they have shown their hand

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

great example of how brainwashed these old so-and-sos are is they talk about things like 'TROMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME' as if left side go so wound up by mistake. THERE WAS A LITERAL INSSURECTION BUD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT WAS NOT DERRANGEMENT WE WERE RIGHT

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

but they keep saying it because they are pouring this 'centrist podcast' ooze into their brains every morning. anyway, this is all to say that chucks new trot is VERY SIMPLE and i invite you to try this and see how it works:

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

when buds who are willing to listen start spouting their zombie 'intellectual' ways saying 'im on neither side BUT', instead of arguing point by point chuck is going to focus on simple message: you are not the intellectual centrist you think you are, you are now HARD RIGHT.

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

because to them, i think this will come as a frightening mirror that is ignored. who knows if this will matter. we will see. but this will be my trot for a while and chuck will report back

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022

The “abused centrist” who is really just rationalizing right wing bigotry, right. And of course they rely on false equivalence to do the heavy lifting.

If Chuck really thinks his rational cleaver is going to act as a “frightening mirror” to any of these deluded dolts, I’d suggest he pay Reddit a visit, try engaging with a gaggle of the nitwits, and he can experience the thrill of determining whether they could actually be dim enough to buy into the obvious BS they’re peddling. The reality distortion field of those filter bubbles can’t be overcome with mere rationality.

lol do y'all know who Chuck Tingle is

I know and I love that thread for that reason as well, more sense that all the moron centrist columnists put together

I'm thinking that is a nom de plume.

I don’t know who he is. I should’ve checked right.

He looks like an ILXor…?

CENTRIST POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY BEN SHAPIRO who cried a lot and had a misshapen penis

type "Chuck Tingle" into Amazon :)

I have a buddy who once won a poker tournament for like $500 a while ago and spent $75 of it on Chuck Tingle books to leave around in weird places. I wonder who wound up finding them.

Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt

I’d really like to see a Chuck Tingle-Jack Chick crossover now.

ARE ROMAN CATHOLICS CHRISTIANS? I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY'RE FUN TO POUND IN THE BUTT

Chuck Tracts in the phone booth!

I’VE BEEN DUPED (in the butt of my butt)

Roffle!

D&D: role play or “role play”? Either way, Satan.

Speaking of fake moderates-- I was listening to Tim Pool's debate with Matt Binder and watching that guy try to sound like the reasonable centrist is hilarious.

For instance, Pool starts by claiming he is pro-choice, but then says he doesn't support codifying Roe v. Wade because Roe did not allow enough restrictions, then claims that leftists want to abort fetuses that could survive outside the mother, then says he will proudly stand with pro-lifers because this (made-up) leftist position is so terrible.

tim pool is faking his politics for cash. he alternates between reactionary and libertarian.

Nothing, *nothing* could have prepared me for this Jordan Peterson quote pic.twitter.com/gSBphoOgjm

— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) May 17, 2022

Kermit the Frog reads weird incest porn

jordan peterson reading his audio book talking about his naked grandma brushing her pubic hair on his face pic.twitter.com/v4WA5UC2oT

— President-Elect Toguro (@PresidentToguro) March 21, 2021