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me!!!!!!

― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

Getting there.

― fields of salmon, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

happy friday night!

― hat for slashes (get bent), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks.

― fields of salmon, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

me too!

― oscar A, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

aye

― problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

im getting there!

― Michael B, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

been drinking since, uh, awakekednessess!!

― internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

I will now program an 808 beat for this timely moment. [talking to myself]

― dice in my pockets (csa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

ugh. burping up truffle oil. hot.

― internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

herro

― carne asada, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

herr stank breafs

― internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

how do i shot more oxtailssssss

― ian, Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

hey i'm pretty drunk. 2 glasses of merlot, An irish coffee, 8 cans of pear cider, 2 beers. 0_o

― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

You should join us in chatz

― ENBostonBuns (ENBB), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

tupperware!

― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

xp. Drunk enough to know that my chatz contributions would be lame or lamentable!

― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

Oodles of tupperware!

― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

burping!

― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)

I feel ill.

― fields of salmon, Friday, 31 July 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

let's see how this ends:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Drunk-ass-Palmolive-Chug-374093.html

― freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

bah!

― freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

My box of wine is gone.

― producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

8:47 AM

― mark cl, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

Not in New Zealand.

― producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)

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― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

hi hello drunk drunk drunk drunk dreunk :-)

― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

dnurk

― warmsherry, Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

so treu

― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

working on it!

― Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

Trying to decide if I should open my second bottle of wine...

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

fucka sunday

― gr8081 step ahead (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment. just gorged on nachos which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set.

― ian, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

i am drunk on montreal.

― t0dd swiss, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

I wish I had a bottle of wine, instead I'm drinking the only thing in the fridge. Miller High Life. My family has the worse taste in beer. I can't imagine getting drunk from this shit. Also why does my fmaily have to live in the only dry county in the area???

― Jacob Sanders, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

workin on it. drinkin beer in ~~new~~ apartment i am subletting. just gorged on ~~nachos~~ cinnamon teddy grahams which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching ~~the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set~~ the last couple of episodes of s1 of mad men.

― The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

listening to nite jewel and thinking about finishing this bottle of malbec.

― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

just came back from a dive bar around the corner. yay drinking to forget!

― Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 06:13 (sixteen years ago)

There are so many worse things that Miller High Life, but getting really drunk on it would be kind of a challenge.

― joygoat, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.

― DavidM, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)

― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

i counted (loosely defining counted) c.90 mls of jack in each of my drinks today, at half the price i'd pay at home. can't blame a guy for getting ahead of himself imo.

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 17 August 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

Kind of.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)

i will be in 4 hours or thereabouts

― king boy pamito (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

I am less drunk than normal, but still quite happy with the whole thing. I credit my decision to drink cider instead of beer, which, on a hot summer night, has a pleasantly hydrating and nutritive taste.

― cashew and green pea pulao (fields of salmon), Friday, 28 August 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)

I'm like "so what I'm drunk"

― The Reverend, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

So, I am... a few too many IPAs. Watching the Bond marathon and trying to stay out of the campfire air of Southern California.

I'm thinking of switching the first letters of the city and nickname of NFL franchises. I've skipped to aliterative franchises (Jacksonville, Seattle, etc.):

Fatlanta Alcons
Raltimore Bavens
Cindianpolis Iolts
Brenver Doncos
Chan Diego Sargers
Foran Nancisco Sorty Friners
Bicago Chears
Bincinatti Cengals
Elphadelphia Phiagles
Parolina Canthers
Sew Orleans Naints
Chansas City Keifs
Gew York Niants
Jew York Nets
Rakland Oaiders
Callas Dowboys
Touston Hexans
Raint Louis Sams
Beveland Clowns
Stittsburgh Peelers
Pew England Natriots

Some of these are pretty funny.

Elphadelphia....

― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

Foran Nancisco

― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

laborious dayouliciousness dayouniousnis

― If I'm posting, I'm drunk. (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 September 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

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