Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Cresswell’s free kick was superb. It’s surprising he doesn’t score more of them.

Spurs again have no idea how to break down teams that don’t let them score on the break.

Really poor from Lloris but idk, there looked like two players offside blocking his view.

yeah they never call those anymore

lol at Davies, Doherty and Emerson all scoring.

Well this is fun.

Palace are one of the most consistently enjoyable teams to watch atm.

I wish I could get excited about this

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lol Everton. Not even two soft penalties enough when you defend like that.

Everton's next 5 league games are Leicester (twice), Liverpool, Chelsea & United whereas Burnley's include the two teams below them in the table

Anthony Gordon is probably the worst diver I have ever seen, and I've seen Fernando Forestieri

Worst = most cravenly prolific

not really aware of his previous work but last night's was a doozy

I'm not fully resigned to going down (I am somewhat resigned to L'pool winning everything), but we are certainly the favourites at this point.

The old fella used to like to tell me (over and over again) about the 1953-54 Cup run; but tales about getting thrashed 6-0 at Sheff Wed in May '51, with both teams going down - not so much.

Oops, 1952-53, I mean. Matthews final and how it shouldn't even have happened, etc.

Also bad news for you is that Burnley have to play Tottenham again

Ouch

Stonewall pen

It's a shit business

Not worth getting hot and bothered over newcastle is it though. No idea how long it’ll take them to make it but that’s a done deal so whatever. I feel a bit bad for the mackems. A century+ of mostly healthy competition done and dusted, except for the odd upset

Mate of mine is a Sunderland fan (he’s a good goalie in our awful 5 a side team and therefore fucking gold dust, so I try to take an interest in Sunderland for his sake). took no pleasure in Sunderland losing 6-0 to Bolton. I hope they work it all out sooner rather than later. Sunderland till I Die was great tv

Will leaven the negativity by noting that lampard taking this Everton squad down is one of the funniest things ever to happen in English football. There have been bigger losers (sherwood and garde for villa) and more pathetic teams (like when MacLeish tried to play Alan Hutton - Emile Heskey - Steven Warnock as the 3 in a 4231 against legit opposition) but never anything approaching Lampard’s arrogance and incompetence while having Richarlison, DCL, doucoure, allan, Coleman, England’s number one goalkeeper, etc etc etc available

Never supported Dyche’s Burnley ever but Christ I hope they can pick up some points from Norwich and Watford

Just an entire club filled top to bottom with cunts

Surely no manager can lose 9-0 at the same club three times.

Chelsea’s have 40 minutes to get another three.

It's bizarre how they keep doing this.

They were going neck and neck with Celtic v. St. Johnstone but that's now 7-0.

Brighton are going to bottle this.

This has been all Villa after the first three minutes. They’re completely dominating midfield.

More shots on target in the first half than their last two games combined.

Three terrific Spurs goals tbf.

Four terrific goals.

Absolutely delightful.

Went to Arsenal Fan TV for the first time in months after last night‘s hilarity only to find out that DT is in jail :/

Great game this

Very!

Dyche out!

great news for Man U

Brighton fully deserve the win here. Spurs have created nothing and the goal isn’t against the run of play.

Can’t register a shot on target at home against a team that has nothing to play for and they’ve beaten twice already this year.

Haaland to City on 500k a week apparently

lol

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Wait - Hannibal?

Burress,

Not sure I can do this

and now Pogba's down?

it's grand, we replaced him with another waster who's running down his contract

This is more one-sided than the 5-0 game at the moment l

it's no exaggeration to say that any other team in the league (and probably the Championship) would put up more of a fight than this

and I never expected it to be any different

76% possession for Liverpool 💀

Absolutely no defending on either side in the Chelsea vs Arsenal game.

Borderline match-fixing at this point.

one of the more stupid games I've seen