we didn't start the fire
― a spectre is haunting your mom (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 March 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link
Don’t dune your licorice pizza in Belfast while you’re driving your car in the dog, or whatever
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 27 March 2022 15:05 (two years ago) link
lmao @ NV
― flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 27 March 2022 15:51 (two years ago) link
of the ones i've seen
drive my car > dune > power of the dog > don't look up
still wanna see licorice pizza but not interested in the rest
― flopson, Sunday, 27 March 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
Really hope the last-minute Penelope Cruz buzz (which I've heard the VF crew also talk about) comes true.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Sunday, 27 March 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
KIng Richard is basically the same shit as CODA, but at least CODA isn't a hagiography that expects the audience to applaud every reckless and irresponsible decision its hero makes on behalf of his family, secure in the knowledge that it all works out in the end.
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link
Fuck, CODA really is gonna win BP, isn’t it?
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:05 (two years ago) link
no one even cared enough this year to start a new thread, huh
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:17 (two years ago) link
this telecast is a fucking shitshow, so bad, and it's aboslutely the fault of the direction. The sound is beyond bad, there is so much ambient noise you can barely hear anyone on stage. the set is awful. deciding to cut out Elaine May and Sam Jackson and do that on Friday, give some awards off screen then edit them into the livecast, but make us suffer through some of the idiotic shit they are doing....wtf.
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:19 (two years ago) link
Yeah this is like a perfect storm of everything I find annoying about the oscars
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:25 (two years ago) link
Wait nm it just got good
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:27 (two years ago) link
Did everyone’s sound cut out?
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:27 (two years ago) link
Holy shit!
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:30 (two years ago) link
Turned into the On Cinema Oscar special there for a minute
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:33 (two years ago) link
video here
Will Smith just punched Chris Rock and told him "keep my wife's name out of your f***ing mouth" pic.twitter.com/1f1ytdbMRv— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) March 28, 2022
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:36 (two years ago) link
this didn't appear to be staged, it wasn't a hard hit, but it was inexcusable and if Smith wins an award later they should frankly withhold it. Will Smith and his wife are fucking nutsos
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:37 (two years ago) link
this was worse than it looked
VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock pic.twitter.com/j0Z184ZyXa— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 28, 2022
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:38 (two years ago) link
I recall when Sasha BC fell on Eminem that one time at the MTV awards it looked plenty real. Turned out not to be. Tbf this looked much more real but.. weird gags aren’t unheard of at these things.
― piscesx, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:46 (two years ago) link
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday,
It's worse. We applaud the horror show dad but the movie's already on a slab.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 March 2022 02:52 (two years ago) link
Wow, weird moment
― jmm, Monday, 28 March 2022 02:55 (two years ago) link
this isn't the first time chris rock has taken shots and jada and i think the joke was bad and in poor taste but that was quite an escalation
― call all destroyer, Monday, 28 March 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link
Wow.
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:02 (two years ago) link
Costner’s Best Director preamble was longer than How the West Was Won.
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:05 (two years ago) link
Nice to hear people heckling will during his speech. What a dink.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link
Anyway, congratulations to Hans Zimmer!
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link
's ghostwriters
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:17 (two years ago) link
:/
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:37 (two years ago) link
The people who hated last years show sure got what they wanted this year - an extremely long nonsensical show that was somehow both boring and a chaotic trainwreck
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:44 (two years ago) link
lol i thought ABC was mandating a 3-hour show this year
― call all destroyer, Monday, 28 March 2022 03:46 (two years ago) link
this was kind of a disaster. they cut out 8 awards and still ended up with a 3h45m show. 3 hosts and every celebrity ever as presenters, why did they think that would work?
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 28 March 2022 03:50 (two years ago) link
Honestly even with the Will Smith bit, the Liza bit might actually have been the lowest point for me. Hearing her moan “I don’t understand” while shuffling her notecards obviously stressed, upset, and panicking was heartbreaking and excruciating to watch, appallingly poor taste imho.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 04:01 (two years ago) link
Yeah, reminded me a bit of Kirk Douglas' final appearance. I understand why they want to pay tribute to living legends, but live TV is a tough setting.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 28 March 2022 04:04 (two years ago) link
utterly dreading the next week of think pieces on this slap, race, masculinity, cancel culture, comedy... think I'll have to pay more attention to war news, it's less draining.
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link
that was a weird dose of REAL into a hollywood show, holy shit
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 March 2022 04:17 (two years ago) link
Hilarious to me that with the multiple somber references to "all the violence going on in the world today", the only references to the actual unhinged violence that took place were a couple winking little 'aint he a stinker' headpats. "We cannot allow a madman to perpetrate acts of irrational aggression and be allowed to get away with it just because he's wealthy and powerful, therefore the world turns a blind eye. And also, congratulations to my friend Will for his radical act of love tonight."
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 04:23 (two years ago) link
Dying at this photo from the Vanity Fair #Oscars viewing party…. pic.twitter.com/YAvcr2KN6O— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) March 28, 2022
― piscesx, Monday, 28 March 2022 04:34 (two years ago) link
I don't know kind of seems like Will Smith isn't actually doing okay and neither is anyone else really so maybe this is capturing the national mood— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) March 28, 2022
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 March 2022 04:36 (two years ago) link
The we are not okay/Trump normalized it! takes are worse than the (very funny) slap.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 28 March 2022 04:41 (two years ago) link
Gotta think that Questlove must be really stoked right now that the Oscar win for his inspirational film about reclaiming positive images of black identity is now forever linked with a live TV kindergarten slap fight
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 March 2022 05:09 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FO58BNeVUAE0fw0?format=jpg
― piscesx, Monday, 28 March 2022 05:16 (two years ago) link
Perspective, people:
Let me tell you something, it’s a very bad practice to walk up on stage and physically assault a Comedian.Now we all have to worry about who wants to be the next Will Smith in comedy clubs and theaters.— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) March 28, 2022
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 March 2022 05:30 (two years ago) link
a tale as old as time.... pic.twitter.com/OX0lsfU7nX— matt🦆 (@MattDuckEmoji) March 28, 2022
― deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Monday, 28 March 2022 05:34 (two years ago) link
Is this tosser drunk or what?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FO6KGCEXwAQhCF0?format=jpg
― piscesx, Monday, 28 March 2022 05:36 (two years ago) link
Maybe that was Will Smith’s homage to William Hurt— Jason Narducy (@SplitSingleband) March 28, 2022
― deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Monday, 28 March 2022 05:37 (two years ago) link
seeing the uncensored Japanese footage - props to Chris Rock's ability to recover/"professionalism" whatever, how do you not just stand there dumbfounded and confused for five minutes
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 28 March 2022 05:46 (two years ago) link
number of people that beat the shit out of seth macfarlane during his oscar hosting still sits at a comfortable zero.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 28 March 2022 06:26 (two years ago) link
Still, what a shitty thing to joke about though.
― StanM, Monday, 28 March 2022 06:35 (two years ago) link
Obviously what Fresh Prince did is inexcusable but it's pretty lame how every celebrity event has turned into a roast.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 March 2022 08:35 (two years ago) link
― akm, Monday, 28 March 2022 bookmarkflaglink
Come on this was funny.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 28 March 2022 10:00 (two years ago) link
That's why he got sent to Bel-Air in the first place. Shit like that.— Zito (@_Zeets) March 28, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 28 March 2022 10:01 (two years ago) link