2021's Oscar Nominees

I don't care about Dune but the thing at least moved.

it made me care about dune!!!! i thought i was just taken with the disasters of the lynch film, but with villeneuve i got hooked into the dumbass storyline! also ugh it was so pretty. and so little happened (a good thing)

i mean obv things happened but little happened compared to other sci fi properties expected to make money?

Not being at all invested in the story, I spent much of the running time admiring the architecture and wondering if Paul/Duncan was a popular slash pairing in Dune fanfic. If it wasn't already, Chalamet and Momoa should've fixed that.

drive my car/power of the dog (close 1 & 2, both are excellent and would be deserving winners)
dune (i liked it a lot, don't think it'll win but i'd be ok with it just to have a genre movie as best picture)
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licorice pizza (i was amused but baffled by this when i saw it and it has aged poorly in my memory since then)

i started west side story but only got like a half-hour in before i realized i wasn't in the right frame of mind for it, and i haven't gone back to it. elgort seemed very bad though, even worse than beymer in the original

i haven't seen the others and don't feel any need to.

Thread:

Here are some great alternative posters and illustrations of the Best Picture nominees, courtesy of @SG_Posters, @edgar_ascensao, @nunosarnadas and @OllyGibbs! 🧵

BELFAST pic.twitter.com/CAA37X7hTA

— And the Runner-Up Is (@OscarRunnerUp) March 24, 2022

and so little happened (a good thing)

otm, appreciate a sci fi movie thats mostly about looking at cool buildings. rewatching it last weekend it also made me appreciate how when showing off said buildings villeneuve has enough sense to hold long enough to let you actually fucking look at it, instead of cutting around like a maniac.

although i also admire the commitment of sci fi master steven spielberg in actually casting an almost-fully-functioning android as tony in WSS. once they finish downloading all his patches and updates it should be a good performance.

Ah damn I didn't know Eiko did the music for Drive My Car I will absolutely watch it!

Obv I want Power Of The Dog to win this tho

Finally saw all the movies (finished Drive My Car) last night. Enjoyed The Lost Daughter more than any of them.

Saw Ascension and I want to vote for it as best picture since Summer Of Soul will win best doc.

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Good job ILX!

Brutally Honest Oscar voter returns!

You know, like the classic movies of the past? And this year, the answer was none. I didn’t even rank six of them. I hated the [The Power of the] Dog movie, except for its cinematography. It was so predictable and not subtle — you knew right away that Benedict Cumberbatch was a latent homosexual, the brother was a wimp, and the son was a little demented — unlike Brokeback Mountain, where the characters were so finely developed and interesting. In a way, I understood what Sam Elliott meant. I didn’t like West Side Story, which I call “Woke Side Story.” Individual pieces of the puzzle worked — I don’t think there was a bad performance — but the puzzle pieces don’t connect together.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/brutally-honest-oscars-ballot-4-1235117325/

also:

Talking to Oscar folks at the Governors Awards and the buzz for a Penelope Cruz best-actress win is very real…

— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) March 26, 2022

I didn’t like West Side Story, which I call “Woke Side Story.”

is this person 100 years old

Yes.

car dog story pizza king nightmare coda dune don't belfast imo

we didn't start the fire

Don’t dune your licorice pizza in Belfast while you’re driving your car in the dog, or whatever

lmao @ NV

of the ones i've seen

drive my car > dune > power of the dog > don't look up

still wanna see licorice pizza but not interested in the rest

Really hope the last-minute Penelope Cruz buzz (which I've heard the VF crew also talk about) comes true.

KIng Richard is basically the same shit as CODA, but at least CODA isn't a hagiography that expects the audience to applaud every reckless and irresponsible decision its hero makes on behalf of his family, secure in the knowledge that it all works out in the end.

Fuck, CODA really is gonna win BP, isn’t it?

no one even cared enough this year to start a new thread, huh

this telecast is a fucking shitshow, so bad, and it's aboslutely the fault of the direction. The sound is beyond bad, there is so much ambient noise you can barely hear anyone on stage. the set is awful. deciding to cut out Elaine May and Sam Jackson and do that on Friday, give some awards off screen then edit them into the livecast, but make us suffer through some of the idiotic shit they are doing....wtf.

Yeah this is like a perfect storm of everything I find annoying about the oscars

Wait nm it just got good

Did everyone’s sound cut out?

Holy shit!

Turned into the On Cinema Oscar special there for a minute

video here

Will Smith just punched Chris Rock and told him "keep my wife's name out of your f***ing mouth" pic.twitter.com/1f1ytdbMRv

— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) March 28, 2022

this didn't appear to be staged, it wasn't a hard hit, but it was inexcusable and if Smith wins an award later they should frankly withhold it. Will Smith and his wife are fucking nutsos

this was worse than it looked

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock pic.twitter.com/j0Z184ZyXa

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 28, 2022

I recall when Sasha BC fell on Eminem that one time at the MTV awards it looked plenty real. Turned out not to be. Tbf this looked much more real but.. weird gags aren’t unheard of at these things.

KIng Richard is basically the same shit as CODA, but at least CODA isn't a hagiography that expects the audience to applaud every reckless and irresponsible decision its hero makes on behalf of his family, secure in the knowledge that it all works out in the end.

― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday,

It's worse. We applaud the horror show dad but the movie's already on a slab.

Wow, weird moment

this isn't the first time chris rock has taken shots and jada and i think the joke was bad and in poor taste but that was quite an escalation

Wow.

Costner’s Best Director preamble was longer than How the West Was Won.

Nice to hear people heckling will during his speech. What a dink.

Anyway, congratulations to Hans Zimmer!

's ghostwriters

:/

The people who hated last years show sure got what they wanted this year - an extremely long nonsensical show that was somehow both boring and a chaotic trainwreck

lol i thought ABC was mandating a 3-hour show this year

this was kind of a disaster. they cut out 8 awards and still ended up with a 3h45m show. 3 hosts and every celebrity ever as presenters, why did they think that would work?

Honestly even with the Will Smith bit, the Liza bit might actually have been the lowest point for me. Hearing her moan “I don’t understand” while shuffling her notecards obviously stressed, upset, and panicking was heartbreaking and excruciating to watch, appallingly poor taste imho.

Yeah, reminded me a bit of Kirk Douglas' final appearance. I understand why they want to pay tribute to living legends, but live TV is a tough setting.