Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

A statement from the club 👇 #UTBhttps://t.co/llNdzM9WbR

— Middlesbrough FC (@Boro) March 15, 2022

we regret to inform you that Milkshake Boro are owned by *checks* oh it's still Cuddly Steve Gibson, okay lads you're free to go

Martinelli destroying Trent atm

VAR turning that into a red is so harsh

Trincao has been excellent.

Leeds are going down.

always nice when a player who's been consistently slated by a section of the fans shows them why they're wrong

what a surprise, a cuntish decision from Kevin Friend

He is an absolute fucking monster no question

lmao

need to start watching this clearly

this is entirely SV's fault

fffffffffffff

Yes, sincere apologies to NV and Neanderthal.

Now YOU know how it feels!!

reserving all my blame for the officials and dirty Leeds

new Leeds manager talks like a right twat so it's fine to get back to unreservedly despising them

you'll be calling it soccer too before long

I know I don’t watch much football these days and shouldn’t have got to March before noticing, but the fucking state of this Man City kit that has to say MAN CITY across it.

Terrific goal. What a pass.

good morning everyone, it is that time again 🧡🖤🐺 pic.twitter.com/nnUQbNgnmp

— Amy (@amylaura91x) April 2, 2022

LOL Chelski

Fucking embarrassing performance. McGinn shouldn’t start again for villa, Mings will never be good enough. Young is shit. Konsa played awful. Sanson shouldn’t have come off. Bailey couldn’t get in to the game. Watkins could make anything stick if he was covered in glue. Awful

— Harry (@Harry_VTID) April 2, 2022

Lolsea

Think Wolves need a happy hardcore version of 'Goodbye Lucille #1' to play whenever Jonny scores.

no way that was a penalty

lol ffs Everton

Cresswell’s free kick was superb. It’s surprising he doesn’t score more of them.

Spurs again have no idea how to break down teams that don’t let them score on the break.

Really poor from Lloris but idk, there looked like two players offside blocking his view.

yeah they never call those anymore

lol at Davies, Doherty and Emerson all scoring.

Well this is fun.

Palace are one of the most consistently enjoyable teams to watch atm.

I wish I could get excited about this

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— Sami Mokbel (@SamiMokbel81_DM) April 6, 2022

lol Everton. Not even two soft penalties enough when you defend like that.

Everton's next 5 league games are Leicester (twice), Liverpool, Chelsea & United whereas Burnley's include the two teams below them in the table

Anthony Gordon is probably the worst diver I have ever seen, and I've seen Fernando Forestieri

Worst = most cravenly prolific

not really aware of his previous work but last night's was a doozy

I'm not fully resigned to going down (I am somewhat resigned to L'pool winning everything), but we are certainly the favourites at this point.

The old fella used to like to tell me (over and over again) about the 1953-54 Cup run; but tales about getting thrashed 6-0 at Sheff Wed in May '51, with both teams going down - not so much.

Oops, 1952-53, I mean. Matthews final and how it shouldn't even have happened, etc.

Also bad news for you is that Burnley have to play Tottenham again

Ouch

Stonewall pen

It's a shit business

Not worth getting hot and bothered over newcastle is it though. No idea how long it’ll take them to make it but that’s a done deal so whatever. I feel a bit bad for the mackems. A century+ of mostly healthy competition done and dusted, except for the odd upset

Mate of mine is a Sunderland fan (he’s a good goalie in our awful 5 a side team and therefore fucking gold dust, so I try to take an interest in Sunderland for his sake). took no pleasure in Sunderland losing 6-0 to Bolton. I hope they work it all out sooner rather than later. Sunderland till I Die was great tv

Will leaven the negativity by noting that lampard taking this Everton squad down is one of the funniest things ever to happen in English football. There have been bigger losers (sherwood and garde for villa) and more pathetic teams (like when MacLeish tried to play Alan Hutton - Emile Heskey - Steven Warnock as the 3 in a 4231 against legit opposition) but never anything approaching Lampard’s arrogance and incompetence while having Richarlison, DCL, doucoure, allan, Coleman, England’s number one goalkeeper, etc etc etc available

Never supported Dyche’s Burnley ever but Christ I hope they can pick up some points from Norwich and Watford

Just an entire club filled top to bottom with cunts

Surely no manager can lose 9-0 at the same club three times.

Chelsea’s have 40 minutes to get another three.

It's bizarre how they keep doing this.

They were going neck and neck with Celtic v. St. Johnstone but that's now 7-0.